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| 1 | Adult Film Awards  | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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Adult Film Awards
A defendant is an adult film star that received a "Moanie" for Best Performance by an Actress in a Non Speaking Role at the Adult Film Awards at the Riverside Theater.
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| 2 | Al Craven | Quotes | Quotes |
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Al Craven
Al Craven: Everybody's got something to hide, lady. That's what makes this country great.
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| 3 | Art's name for the furnace. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Art's name for the furnace.
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| 4 | Best Buns in New York Contest | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Best Buns in New York Contest
Contest featured in The Harpoon, the Ed Koch Community College humor magazine.
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| 5 | Best Performance by an Actress in a Non ... | Recognition | Awards |
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Best Performance by an Actress in a Non Speaking Role
A defendant is an adult film star that received a "Moanie" for Best Performance by an Actress in a Non Speaking Role at the Adult Film Awards at the Riverside Theater.
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| 6 | Billie's apartment number. | Trivia | Numbers Game |
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Billie's apartment number.
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| 7 | Bowling Stones | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Bowling Stones
Harry forms a bowling team. Get it - The Rolling Stones, Harry Stone... The Bowling Stones.
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| 8 | Buffalo Starch Queen | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Buffalo Starch Queen
Christine passed up the chance to be the Buffalo Starch Queen.
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| 9 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: All right, let's hustle up some honeys!
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| 10 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Christine, You're a lily pad in a pond full of sludge.
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| 11 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Death is just nature's way of telling you you're not alive anymore.
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| 12 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Let's put a lid on this assiduousness.
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| 13 | Bull Shannon  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Look out ladies, there's a bull on the loose!
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| 14 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Move, or I will invent the human pretzel.
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| 15 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Out with the old, in with the new. Get sick and die, we'll replace you too.
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| 16 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Sir, I'm afraid they're gonna start flinging the wienies around!
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| 17 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Wow, this is even keener than the club in Star Wars!
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| 18 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: You know the old saying, "Spare the Uzi, spoil the child."
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| 19 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: You'll get your Mercedes when I get some ladies.
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| 20 | Bull Shannon & Dan's Surprise Birthday P... | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon & Dan's Surprise Birthday Party Stripper
Bull Shannon: They call me Bull.
Dan's surprise birthday party stripper: That's what they all say.
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| 21 | Bull Shannon, Kryptonian & Roz Russell | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bull Shannon, Kryptonian & Roz Russell
Bull Shannon (as Jor-el): Son, your mother and I love you very much.It breaks our hearts to think of being away from you. But it's no longer safe here. The time has come when, for your own good, we must send you away. I know you're frightened, but we're sending you to a safer place. Things are much better where you're going. You'll grow up safer, healthier, even stronger. Goodbye, my son.
Kryptonian: Jor-el, you were right. Krypton is doomed.
Roz Russell: I think a filament burned out in there. You were telling us the story of Superman.
Bull Shannon: Wait, what about the time I got bitten by a radioactive spider?
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| 22 | Bull's alligator's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Bull's alligator's name.
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| 23 | Bull's cousin's name - lawyer, investmen... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Bull's cousin's name - lawyer, investment advisor, dashing man about town and sexual daredevil.
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| 24 | Bull's dead puppy's name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Bull's dead puppy's name.
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| 25 | Bull's mother's name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Bull's mother's name.
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| 26 | Bull's mother's pet owl's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Bull's mother's pet owl's name.
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| 27 | Bull's python's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Bull's python's name.
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| 28 | Bull's real name. | Trivia | Name Game-Real Names |
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Bull's real name.
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Nostradamus |
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Hippocrates |
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Olympiodorus |
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| 29 | Christine Sullivan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Christine Sullivan
Christine Sullivan: Sir, I think my tendons are beginning to snap.
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| 30 | Christine's cat's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Christine's cat's name.
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| 31 | Christine's neighbor's cat's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Christine's neighbor's cat's name.
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| 32 | CIa Agent & KGB Agent | Quotes | Quotes |
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CIa Agent & KGB Agent
CIA Agent: Your mother wears combat boots.
KGB Agent: Only during field maneuvers.
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| 33 | The Cloven Hoof Festival | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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The Cloven Hoof Festival
Joke Dan makes about Harry's vacation.
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| 34 | Community of Hope  | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Community of Hope
Church soliciting donations at the courthouse.
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| 35 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding (spotting the next defendant, who happens to be extremely overweight): Sweet Jabba the Hut!
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| 36 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Being nice to people who can help you is one thing. Being nice to everybody is sick.
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| 37 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Has anyone told you what a cute vaccination scar you have?
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| 38 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Hey babe, wanna play with my Lincoln Log?
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| 39 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Hi Happy, I'm horny.
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| 40 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Hi there. I couldn't help but sense you from across the room. See, I mean I have this innate instinct when it comes to noticing intelligent women, and I was wondering if you would like to come with me to a party at the mayor's house.
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| 41 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Hi, I'm shy. And I know that this may seem forward, but I was wondering if maybe sometime you would like to go out with me. I work til eleven, but if that's inconvenient, I can resign now. Do you live near here? If not, I can move.
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| 42 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Hold onto your Dixie cups - the south will rise again!
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| 43 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: How about after work you come over to my place and we can browse through my Ansel Adams prints?
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| 44 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: How about we go back to my place and continue the slurping?
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| 45 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: I think all this talk of the death of premarital sec is premature don't you?
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| 46 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: I think I swallowed my eyes.
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| 47 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: I want your planet of origin, and I want it now.
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| 48 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: I've just decided I want to donate one of my vital organs. How's ten o'clock for you?
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| 49 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Me Tarzan, you lucky.
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| 50 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Not tonight, I have rabies.
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| 51 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: She's in a sexual trance - I need ice!
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| 52 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Some help we were. Operation Dork.
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| 53 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: The address is on the key. Knock twice, and ask for... mercy.
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| 54 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: The Dannymobile is ready to roll.
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| 55 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: We're gonna make one hell of a chalk outline.
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| 56 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Your honor, the Empire recommends we beam the earthling aboard the slave colony at Terra Bellevue (followed by Dan's imitation of Darth Vader breathing).
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| 57 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Your squish is my command.
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| 58 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: You're beautiful when you're spunky.
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| 59 | Dan Fielding & Billie Young | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding & Billie Young
Dan Fielding: Nice to meet you.
Billie Young: My pleasure.
Dan Fielding: That could be arranged.
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| 60 | Dan Fielding & Roz Russell | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding & Roz Russell
Dan Fielding: I am off to Easy Street
Roz Russell: More like Sleazy Street.
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| 61 | Dan's actual first name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Dan's actual first name.
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Edward Ernest |
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Reinhold |
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Judge |
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| 62 | Dan's nickname when he was young, accord... | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
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Dan's nickname when he was young, according to Madame Rochelle, the psychic known as the Affordable Exorcist.
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Onion Breath |
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Potato Face |
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Corn Ears |
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| 63 | Dan's nom de plume name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Dan's nom de plume name.
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Matt Powerdrill |
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Lance Goodthrust |
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Dean Hardbody |
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| 64 | Dog's name that save's Harry from the fi... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Dog's name that save's Harry from the fire, and bites Dan.
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| 65 | Donna Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Donna Fielding
Donna Fielding: Hey sailor, wanna do the hornpipe?
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| 66 | Dr. Charles Melnick | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Charles Melnick
Dr. Charles Melnick: You can't get good psychological therapy at Kmart, fella.
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| 67 | Dr. Judith Malloy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Judith Malloy
Dr. Judith Malloy: Oh Dan, make me scream like a banshee!
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| 68 | Dr. Lawrence Osborne | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Lawrence Osborne
Dr. Lawrence Osborne: All right, come on, people, that's enough reality for one day.
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| 69 | Dragon Jamboree | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Dragon Jamboree
In Bull's children's book, Bull's character Bully the dragon goes to live with others of his kind at the Dragon Jamboree.
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| 70 | Early Seasons | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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| 71 | Fiesta Soup | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Fiesta Soup
Harry tries out a new product called Senor 's Freeze-Dried Enchiladas, but it doesn't really work out. He tells Billie he's invented Fiesta Soup.
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| 72 | Fighting Sow Bellies | Sports | School Mascots |
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Fighting Sow Bellies
Dan's college mascot, from Bayou Academy of Law and Agriculture.
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| 73 | Fish names used to make the very expensi... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Fish names used to make the very expensice caviar that Mac buys.
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Edna and Bernice |
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Bert and Ernie |
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Charles and Diana |
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| 74 | Florence | Quotes | Quotes |
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Florence
Florence (seeing Dan in a wheelchair): So that's why they call him Dr. Strangelove.
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| 75 | Florence | Quotes | Quotes |
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Florence
Florence: Ever do it to Twisted Sister? Talk is cheap, Bernie.
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| 76 | Florence | Quotes | Quotes |
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Florence
Florence: Honey, you just came this close to consciousness.
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| 77 | Grouse | Sports | School Mascots |
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Grouse
East Chesapeake mascot - Harry's alma mater. Harry gets the gang to bet on their hockey team.
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| 78 | The Harpoon Man of the Year | Recognition | Awards |
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The Harpoon Man of the Year
Contest featured in The Harpoon, the Ed Koch Community College humor magazine.
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| 79 | Harry Anderson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Anderson
Harry Anderson: All right, Mr. Sulu - Warp 9.
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| 80 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: Fish can't talk to you, Leonard.
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| 81 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: Hi ladies, I'm Harry - but aren't we all?
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| 82 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: I don't know nothing about birthin' no babies.
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| 83 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: Let's cut out the formality - what can I do to make you fall hopelessly in love with me?
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| 84 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: My mom always said I was special.
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| 85 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: The court will remand the defendant to the custody of Bellevue. Bull, beam him up.
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| 86 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: This could go either way, unless... no, I guess it's got to go either way.
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| 87 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: Vaya con queso, mi compadre.
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| 88 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: Was Filet of Law Text on the cafeteria menu this evening?
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| 89 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: Well, here's another fact - you're a big Weiner.
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| 90 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: You held up an International House of Pancakes? How waffle!
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| 91 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone
Harry Stone: You've met the Marx brothers... Groucho, Chico, Cujo.
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| 92 | Harry Stone & Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone & Bull Shannon
Harry Stone: Well, I guess the next step is obvious.
Bull Shannon: Right. We kill him. Then we rip his face off. Then we put it back on upside down.
Harry Stone: You subscribe to Drawn and Quarterly, don't you?
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| 93 | Harry Stone & Christine Sullivan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone & Christine Sullivan
Harry Stone: Defense?
Christine Sullivan: My clients plead innocent, your honor.
Harry Stone: What grounds?
Christine Sullivan: Well, they claim to be victims of... a mind meld.
Harry Stone: A mind meld? Oh, come on, get real, guys! Star Trek is a TV show, for criminy's sakes. I'm gonna fine you each thirty bucks and I suggest you stop living with your parents.
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| 94 | Harry Stone & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone & Dan Fielding
Harry Stone: Love is strange, huh?
Dan Fielding: Yeah, if you know what you're doing.
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| 95 | Harry Stone & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone & Dan Fielding
Harry Stone: What do we have here, a little friction 'twixt the old Trekkies and the new?
Dan Fielding: Yes, Sir, they were involved in a brawl that broke out at their convention during a seminar on the role of androids in Starfleet command vehicles... Don't you guys ever just get loaded and hire a stripper?
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| 96 | Harry Stone & Eddie Simms | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone & Eddie Simms
Harry Stone: Hi. I'm Judge Stone. And you're?
Eddie Simms: Batman. This is my old lady, Wonder Woman.
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| 97 | Harry Stone, Christine Sullivan & Dan Fi... | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone, Christine Sullivan & Dan Fielding
Harry Stone: I'd like to grant a continuance pending a psychiatric evaluation.
Christine Sullivan: Agreed.
Dan Fielding: Ready to beam him aboard, Sir.
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| 98 | Harry Stone, Mac, New Trekkie, Old Trekk... | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Stone, Mac, New Trekkie, Old Trekkie & Bull Shannon
Harry Stone: What's up, Mac?
Mac: A little case of disturbing the peace at a Star Trek convention, Sir.
New Trekkie: Admit it, the old Enterprise was a piece of junk!
Old Trekkie: Oh yeah? How would you like a Vulcan death grip?
Bull Shannon: How do you like the bailiff Bull grip?
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| 99 | Harry's adult film star date's name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Harry's adult film star date's name.
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| 100 | Harry's bat's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Harry's bat's name.
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| 101 | Harry's first pet cocker spaniel's name? | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Harry's first pet cocker spaniel's name?
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Miss Kitty |
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Porcious |
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Festus |
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| 102 | Harry's mother's maiden name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Harry's mother's maiden name.
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| 103 | Harry's stuffed armadillo's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Harry's stuffed armadillo's name.
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| 104 | Initial of Dan's middle name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Initial of Dan's middle name.
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| 105 | Junior Woodchuck of the Year Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Junior Woodchuck of the Year Award
Mel shows Harry his Junior Woodchuck of the Year award.
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| 106 | Kitty | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kitty
Kitty: I'd rather sit on your lap and suck out your fillings.
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| 107 | Kitty | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kitty
Kitty: Oh, was I being a bad kitty? I should be disciplined.
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| 108 | Kumok | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kumok
Kumok: You are business end of reindeer.
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| 109 | Lana Wagner | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lana Wagner
Lana Wagner: Harry, how could you take pudding from a hooker?
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| 110 | Lana Wagner | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lana Wagner
Lana Wagner: Never say to a judge, "That's crazy."
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| 111 | Lana Wagner | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lana Wagner
Lana Wagner: Never say to a judge, "You can't do that."
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| 112 | Later Seasons | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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| 113 | Little Tikes Golly Gee-O-Rama Sweepstake... | Events | Lotteries |
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Little Tikes Golly Gee-O-Rama Sweepstakes
Bull wins the Frosted Neon Nuggets Cereal Little Tikes Golly Gee-O-Rama Sweepstakes, selects the mystery prize - a free toupee.
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| 114 | Lobsters | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Lobsters
Bridgeport Lobsters minor league baseball team that visits New York. Their mascot and his wife who are having marital trouble appear before the court. Harry suggests a new job - as it turns out, Sid's Seafood House just had to let their clam go.
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| 115 | London Bridge Cake | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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London Bridge Cake
Christine serves London Bridge cake at her royal wedding party to celebrate the 6th anniversary of Prince Charles and Princess Diana.
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| 116 | Lower Manhattan Quilting Symposium | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Lower Manhattan Quilting Symposium
Event that Harry attends with Christine.
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| 117 | Mac Robinson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mac Robinson
Mac Robinson: I want those evil spirits put back in my TV!
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| 118 | Mac Robinson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mac Robinson
Mac Robinson: Was she mad? Picture what would happen if someone were to give Darth Vader a noogie.
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| 119 | Mac Robinson & Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mac Robinson & Harry Stone
Mac Robinson: In case you forgot, I work in this building.
Harry Stone: Sure, just like Clark works at the Daily Planet.
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| 120 | Mac Robinson & Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mac Robinson & Harry Stone
Mac Robinson: Oh, Harry, getting older isn't all bad. My grandfather used to say, people like wine, get better with age.
Harry Stone: I'm older than Spider-Man.
Mac Robinson: Well, what about Superman?
Harry Stone: He's still in his thirties.
Mac Robinson: Well, you're younger than those people that found him.
Harry Stone: The Kents? That old farm couple? That's supposed to make me feel better?
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| 121 | Mac writes a story about his dog. He mad... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Mac writes a story about his dog. He made it all up, but what was the dog's name?
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| 122 | Mac's replacement's name after he quits. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Mac's replacement's name after he quits.
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| 123 | Miriam Brody & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miriam Brody & Dan Fielding
Miriam Brody: Ever fool around at work?
Dan Fielding: No. I mean, that is, not with another person.
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| 124 | Miss Crosstown Bus | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Crosstown Bus
Dan becomes a judge for the Miss Mass Transit contest, selecting the winner from several other lower contests, including Miss Turnstile, Miss Heliport, Miss Tollbooth, Miss Elevated Platform and Miss Crosstown Bus.
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| 125 | Miss Elevated Platform | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Elevated Platform
Dan becomes a judge for the Miss Mass Transit contest, selecting the winner from several other lower contests, including Miss Turnstile, Miss Heliport, Miss Tollbooth, Miss Elevated Platform and Miss Crosstown Bus.
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| 126 | Miss Greater Buffalo Beauty Pageant | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Greater Buffalo Beauty Pageant
Christine tells the story of when she competed in the Miss Greater Buffalo beauty pageant as Miss North Tonawanda.
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| 127 | Miss Heliport | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Heliport
Dan becomes a judge for the Miss Mass Transit contest, selecting the winner from several other lower contests, including Miss Turnstile, Miss Heliport, Miss Tollbooth, Miss Elevated Platform and Miss Crosstown Bus.
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| 128 | Miss Mass Transit | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Mass Transit
Dan becomes a judge for the Miss Mass Transit contest, selecting the winner from several other lower contests, including Miss Turnstile, Miss Heliport, Miss Tollbooth, Miss Elevated Platform and Miss Crosstown Bus.
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| 129 | Miss North Tonawanda | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss North Tonawanda
Christine tells the story of when she competed in the Miss Greater Buffalo beauty pageant as Miss North Tonawanda.
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| 130 | Miss Tollbooth | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Tollbooth
Dan becomes a judge for the Miss Mass Transit contest, selecting the winner from several other lower contests, including Miss Turnstile, Miss Heliport, Miss Tollbooth, Miss Elevated Platform and Miss Crosstown Bus.
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| 131 | Miss Turnstile | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Turnstile
Dan becomes a judge for the Miss Mass Transit contest, selecting the winner from several other lower contests, including Miss Turnstile, Miss Heliport, Miss Tollbooth, Miss Elevated Platform and Miss Crosstown Bus.
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| 132 | Monty Potter | Quotes | Quotes |
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Monty Potter
Monty Potter: Hey honey, if I wanted your help, I'd drop my drawers.
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| 133 | Mr. Froufrou | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Froufrou
Mr. Froufrou: Check me later and I'll show you why all the world loves a clown.
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| 134 | Mr. Froufrou | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Froufrou
Mr. Froufrou: I haven't worn underwear since the late sixties.
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| 135 | Mrs. Daley's cat's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Mrs. Daley's cat's name.
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Skipper |
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Gilligan |
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The Professor |
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| 136 | Mrs. MacNulty | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mrs. MacNulty
Mrs. MacNulty: Ravage me now, you prancing pony!
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| 137 | Mrs. Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mrs. Smith
Mrs. Smith: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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| 138 | New judge Mike Watson's gun's name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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New judge Mike Watson's gun's name.
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| 139 | New Trekkie, Harry Stone & Old Trekkie | Quotes | Quotes |
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New Trekkie, Harry Stone & Old Trekkie
New Trekkie: You have no authority over us.
Harry Stone: I beg your pardon?
New Trekkie: We are governed by the laws of the Federation.
Harry Stone: Is that so? Okay, that's contempt, chuck-o. One day in the county jail.
New Trekkie: That's what you think. Beam. Us. Up. (New Trekkies get beamed up)
Old Trekkie: Oh, big deal. Can they do this? (demonstrates Vulcan hand gesture).
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| 140 | Nickname that Christine's new boyfriend ... | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
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Nickname that Christine's new boyfriend gives her.
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Cricket |
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Grasshopper |
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Cockroach |
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| 141 | Old Trekkie, New Trekkie & Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Old Trekkie, New Trekkie & Harry Stone
Old Trekkie: Captain Kirk would never have allowed androids on the bridge. Rules are rules.
New Trekkie: Oh yeah? He didn't seem to have any trouble breaking the Prime Directive any time he felt like it.
Old Trekkie: Go suck on a tribble!
New Trekkie: Go sit on a phaser!
Harry Stone: None of that language in my courtroom.
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| 142 | Oscar's pet poodle's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Oscar's pet poodle's name.
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| 143 | Our Lady of the Edible Undergarments | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Our Lady of the Edible Undergarments
Dan joke. When hooker Roxy claims she was on her way to church when they nabbed her, Dan asks where she worships - Our Lady of the Edible Undergarments?
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| 144 | The Power of Persuasion | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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The Power of Persuasion
Seminar that Dan mentions.
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| 145 | Pumpkin Pizza | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Pumpkin Pizza
Dish Quon Le serves at the Halloween party.
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| 146 | Pussycat Theater Patron of the Year | Recognition | Awards |
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Pussycat Theater Patron of the Year
Harry joke. When Dan buys a new suit, Harry asks him what the occasion is, was he named Patron of the Year at the Pussycat Theater?
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| 147 | Quon Le Robinson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Quon Le Robinson
Quon Le Robinson: I feel the tortured souls of my ancestors crying out in agony!
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| 148 | Quon Li Robinson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Quon Li Robinson
Quon Li Robinson: My family says they are going to kill themselves.
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| 149 | Quon Li Robinson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Quon Li Robinson
Quon Li Robinson: My family would like to know if this a good time to slay themselves.
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| 150 | Rack of Spam | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Rack of Spam
Dish Bull learned to cook for his mother.
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| 151 | Roberta | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roberta
Roberta: Give me a hundred bucks and I'll make your teeth sweat.
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| 152 | Roz Russell | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roz Russell
Roz Russell: Nothing says lovin' like someone in the oven.
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| 153 | Santa Clause | Quotes | Quotes |
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Santa Clause
Santa Clause: If I don't make it, tell Frosty goodbye. Just kidding. Get a doctor.
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| 154 | Sascha Minkoff & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sascha Minkoff & Dan Fielding
Sascha Minkoff: You are a brute. I love brutes.
Dan Fielding: Fine, wait here, I'll see if Jabba the Hutt's available.
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| 155 | Scoliosis-itis | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
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Scoliosis-itis
Joke Christine makes, trying to come up with a real sounding disease.
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| 156 | Selma Hacker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Selma Hacker
Selma Hacker: Get as rough as you want boys, I'm numb.
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| 157 | Selma Hacker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Selma Hacker
Selma Hacker: Well, rope my feet and call me doggie.
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| 158 | Society of Goodfellows Man of the Month | Recognition | Awards |
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Society of Goodfellows Man of the Month
Harry is honored as the Man of the Month by the Society of Goodfellows.
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| 159 | Tatiana & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tatiana & Dan Fielding
Tatiana: I'm Tatiana, princess of Kepua.
Dan Fielding: Hi, I'm Dan. King of hanky panky.
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| 160 | Tortoise Nervosa | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Tortoise Nervosa
Condition of a defendant that... moves... very... slowly.
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| 161 | Tracy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tracy
Tracy: I get to carry the Consti-pi-tution.
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| 162 | Tri-State Legal Symposium | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Tri-State Legal Symposium
Harry bombs with his comedy act at the Tri-State Legal Symposium at the Hotel Leroi.
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| 163 | Untitled | Themes | Dark Shadows |
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| 164 | Wendell & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wendell & Dan Fielding
Wendell: I always heard money couldn't buy happiness.
Dan Fielding: That's sick, Wendell.
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| 165 | What does Bull name Mac's Thanksgiving t... | Trivia | Name Game |
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What does Bull name Mac's Thanksgiving turkey?
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| 166 | What does Bull name the monkey? | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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What does Bull name the monkey?
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| 167 | What is the name of Bull's baby's teddy ... | Trivia | Name Game |
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What is the name of Bull's baby's teddy bear?
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Mr. Boojee |
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Mr. Poobah |
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Mr. Jeebee |
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| 168 | What is the name of Bull's baby's? | Trivia | Name Game |
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What is the name of Bull's baby's?
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| 169 | What is the name of the hurricane? | Trivia | Name Game |
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What is the name of the hurricane?
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Hurricane Mel |
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Hurricane Art |
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Hurricane Flo |
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| 170 | What were the bribery sting cops' names? | Trivia | Name Game |
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What were the bribery sting cops' names?
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Bert and Ernie |
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Bill and Ted |
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Fred and Barney |
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| 171 | What's the name of the new court stenogr... | Trivia | Name Game |
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What's the name of the new court stenographer?
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Tracy Knight |
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Gracie Weeks |
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Stacy Day |
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| 172 | Who does Christine dream about? | Trivia | Questions |
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Who does Christine dream about?
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Uncle Ben |
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Colonel Sanders |
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Orville Redenbacher |
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| 173 | Yefgotrod | Living Things | Animals |
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Yefgotrod
Animal. Mr. Slotnick, who claims to be from Saturn, proclaims himself fit as a yefgotrod following the blackout.
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