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| 1 | Abe Bennett  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Abe Bennett Abe Bennett: Where am I going? I'm going out to a bank in Tombstone, then I'm going up to a belfry in a little church, then I'm gonna drop 50 feet down to a dusty street with a bullet between my eyes and the sound of bells.

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| 2 | Angela Casey  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Angela Casey Angela Casey: Just because his temper is invisible, don't kid yourself that it's not there. The wind is invisible. Do you want to try a cyclone on for size?
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| 3 | Ann Loring  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ann Loring Ann Loring: He called me cold. Cold as the stones in the ancestral burial ground. And he swore only a corpse could have love from me.
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| 4 | Ann Loring  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ann Loring Ann Loring: He'd dead. And I'm in deadly fear of him.
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| 5 | Ann Loring  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ann Loring Ann Loring: There's no love in me. Not for a tree nor a blade of grass. Nor man, nor beast, nor any other thing that breathes God's air.
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| 6 | Aunt Ada  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Aunt Ada Aunt Ada: Nature wakes you, nature rests you, nature makes you, nature takes you.
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| 7 | Barbells  | Sports | Racehorses |
| Barbells The racehorse the lying photographer picks to win the race.
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| 8 | Bartender & Sam Dichter  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bartender & Sam Dichter Bartender: I guess there are some people who have a taste for death.
Sam Dichter: You're lookin' at one, brother. I got a taste for death and a talent for deliverin' it.

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| 9 | Best Performance Given by a Perfectly He...  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Best Performance Given by a Perfectly Healthy Con Man in a Three-day Trial Fake Oscar category from joke Charlie Rogan makes when Mrs. Melcor claimed her husband Joe deserves the half million he stole from the insurance company: No, he deserves an Academy Award, that's what he deserves - for Best Performance given by a perfectly healthy con man in a three-day trial. Either that, or a swift kick in the keister, to get him back on his two perfectly good feet, and a few laps around a prison yard to keep him healthy while he's serving time for fraud.

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| 10 | Brenda  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brenda Brenda: Don't be afraid. Don't be quiet. Don't be dead.
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| 11 | Cedric Acton  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cedric Acton Cedric Acton: I hate to be obvious, darling, but you're no lady. You're my wife.
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| 12 | Cedric Acton  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cedric Acton Cedric Acton: In effect, one personality is uprooted and made to flourish in other soil. other flesh, while the previous occupant undergoes a simultaneous transplant to the body vacated.
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| 13 | Charlie McKinley  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Charlie McKinley Charlie McKinley: Well, just don't get too warm or too relieved.
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| 14 | Charlie Rogan  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Charlie Rogan Charlie Rogan: When he robs me that's fraud. When he robs the kingdom of heaven that's sacrilege.

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| 15 | Charlie Rogan & Mrs. Melcor  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Charlie Rogan & Mrs. Melcor Charlie Rogan: Hi. You mind if I join you?
Mrs. Melcor: Have I a choice?
Charlie Rogan: Well, you can scream, tell me that you don't want to be bothered, that you're not that kind of a girl, or...
Mrs. Melcor: Or what? Give me the bottom line.
Charlie Rogan: Well, the bottom line is that you ask me to join you and let me buy you a drink.

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| 16 | Charlie Wheatland  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Charlie Wheatland Charlie Wheatland (possessed by Jamie): Charlie is no longer with us Mrs. Wheatland. Charlie is gone.
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| 17 | Colonel Malloy  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Colonel Malloy Colonel Malloy: You still lose, Mazi!
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| 18 | Craig Lowell  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Craig Lowell Craig Lowell: I think it is entirely logical I may be going mad.
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| 19 | Doc Soames  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Doc Soames Doc Soames: Advice is medicine. am I right, gentlemen?

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| 20 | Doc Soames  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Doc Soames Doc Soames: That bill now due and payable for yours truly.

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| 21 | Doc Soames  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Doc Soames Doc Soames: The point is, the elusive point is, that we, all of us, were doomed from the moment we took up firearms.

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| 22 | Doc Soames  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Doc Soames Doc Soames: We, all of us, made a vow with a gun. Colt 45. Til death do us part.

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| 23 | Doctor  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Doctor Doctor: Old fool. If he was so determined to commit suicide why couldn't he at least have had the good grace to do it in the privacy of his own home? If I wanted to see a demonstration of Harakiri, I'll take in a Japanese movie.
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| 24 | Dr. Francis Deeking  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Francis Deeking Dr. Francis Deeking: Cheers.
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| 25 | Dr. Kessler  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Kessler Dr. Kessler: These things have more human qualities that you two have ever dreamt of. What did you ever kick, punch and abuse before we developed robots for you? Did you pull wings off of flies? Did you pour kerosene on cats? Did you?
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| 26 | Dr. Nichols  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Nichols Dr. Nichols: He hath fed our sea for a thousand years, she calls us still unfed, though there's never a wave of all her waves that marks our dead.
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| 27 | Dr. Stephen Brigham  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Stephen Brigham Dr. Stephen Brigham: Man proposes, God disposes.
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| 28 | Dr. Stevens  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Stevens Dr. Steven: Man proposes, God disposes.
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| 29 | Dr. Stringfellow  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Stringfellow Dr. Stringfellow: If that child crosses over into the shadows I am going to bring her back to life.
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| 30 | Dr. William Fall  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. William Fall Dr. William Fall: Gentlemen, I'm not going to take up too much of your time. My demonstration. I'm going to pose an academic question. Now, if I was, pardon me, Doctor, if I were to take this knife and embed it into my throat and cut to the depth of three centimeters, in your professional estimation, what do you think would be my chances of survival?
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| 31 | Dr. William Fall  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. William Fall Dr. William Fall: I went from a hypocratic healer to a hypocritical heal. That's not bad.

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| 32 | Ellis Travers' pet name for his secret g...  | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
| Ellis Travers' pet name for his secret girlfriend Sherry.

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| 33 | Ellis Travers' secret girlfriend Sherry'...  | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
| Ellis Travers' secret girlfriend Sherry's pet name for him.

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| 34 | Endopulminosis  | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
| Endopulminosis Doctor Max Redford's patient John Michael Fearing is highly susceptible to suggestion, and able to mimic diseases while under the hypnosis, including Endopulminosis and Werblin's disease.

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| 35 | Fern  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Fern Fern: Believe in Oneness. Terror is joy. Joy is terror. Life is death. and torture's ecstasy. We're holding black mass later. I'll see you there.
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| 36 | Fern  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Fern Fern: It's beauty. Life is beauty. Kiss the toad.
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| 37 | Fern  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Fern Fern: Oneness is All. Let's go to my room. You wouldn't want to leave me alone on a night like this. I mean, with everything that's happened.
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| 38 | Frank Heller  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Frank Heller Frank Heller: Hydrodendenburlia is the modern name for, and here I quote, "The sinister witch's weed of antiquity."
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| 39 | Gideon  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gideon Gideon: Think Tankers and Psychiatrists are killing this country.
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| 40 | Girl  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Girl Girl: I'll be the first person in history to photograph an actual vampire!
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| 41 | Helena Millikan  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Helena Millikan Helena Millikan: Henry's going to bring me back to life.
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| 42 | Henry & Sheila  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Henry & Sheila Henry Mallory: How do you like that brooch?
Sheila: Well, it is very unusual.
Henry: It's a Vo-Do. Very rare kind of mouse. The true ancestor of the bat.

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| 43 | Henry Mallory  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Henry Mallory Henry Mallory: Let me guess - the telly? You were in a beauty contest. I thought you should have won.

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| 44 | Henry Millikan  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Henry Millikan Henry Millikan: Darling. Sweetheart. Time to get up. Darling. Darling. Sweetheart. Time to start breathing again. Sweetheart. It's time.
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| 45 | Henry Millikan  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Henry Millikan Henry Millikan: I'll be up in my room, George, in case the police want me.
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| 46 | Henry Millikan  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Henry Millikan Henry Millikan: I'm sorry gentlemen. It looks like my expirament was in the nature of a mild failure.
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| 47 | Holly Shaefer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Holly Shaefer Holly Shaefer: Don't look at me as if you can't decide wether to flag an elevator or book me a reservation in a rubber room.

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| 48 | Holly Shaefer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Holly Shaefer Holly Shaefer: Everything I touch turns to graveyards. Everything.
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| 49 | Holly Shaefer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Holly Shaefer Holly Shaefer: The rich get richer and the old broads get older.

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| 50 | Holly Shaefer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Holly Shaefer Holly Shaefer: Words cannot adequately describe my profound emotion.

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| 51 | Holly Shaefer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Holly Shaefer Holly Shaefer: You're an aging broad who makes a spectacle of herself like the wicked witch of the west in hot pants.
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| 52 | J.J. Wilson  | Quotes | Quotes |
| J.J. Wilson J.J. Wilson: And I thought we were way out in Gotham City.

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| 53 | J.J. Wilson  | Quotes | Quotes |
| J.J. Wilson J.J. Wilson: Coming west I had to set my watch back 200 years.
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| 54 | Jackie Slater  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jackie Slater Jackie Slater: Hey, lady! Hey, hey, lady! Hey, lady, did you hear the one about the two Arabs who met on a streetcar while the first one (gets hit bar car).
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| 55 | Jamie Dilman  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jamie Dilman Jamie Dilman: Why wouldn't you leave me alone? There was peace in the woodwork. Peace!
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| 56 | Jenny Tarraday & Bruce Tarraday  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jenny Tarraday & Bruce Tarraday Jenny: Mildred noticed it first.
Bruce: Mildred?
Jenny: Mmm-hmm
Bruce: Mildred... that female is noticeably more noticed that noticing.

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| 57 | Joe Belman  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Belman Joe Belman: Hello there. My name is Joe Belman, and you are beautiful.
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| 58 | Joe Bristol  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Bristol Joe Bristol: I'd sooner be kin to a vulture bird.

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| 59 | Junior  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Junior Junior: Thank you Daddy.
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| 60 | Justus Walters  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Justus Walters Justus Walters: Can you get it through that tremendous fluttery brain of yours that I have no interest in continuing a relationship with you?
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| 61 | Landau  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Landau Landau: You know, I was thinking about that kid you were talking about. He ran right in front of my line of fire. I put a .45 slug in him. Six years old... you could drop a... you could an elephant with a .45 slug.

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| 62 | Landau & O. Bullivant  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Landau & O. Bullivant Landau: Sherry? What, are you crackers? That's for old biddies. Ain't you got nothing with a little more muscle, huh?
Mr. Bullivant: I'm afraid not. Perhaps it's merely foolish superstition. Ah, let's put it down to the eccentricity of an old man, but I always like to complete a transaction by sealing the bargain with a toast. Would you indulge me, sir?
Landau: I mean, what could it hurt, right?
O. Bullivant: Right. Godspeed.
Landau: Yeah, whatever.

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| 63 | Lynn Alcott  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lynn Alcott Lynn Alcott: You put your hand on that doorknob and I'll break it off at the wrist.
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| 64 | The Maybe Murderer  | Criminals | Serial Killers |
| The Maybe Murderer Killer haunted by the possibility of his past actions.
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| 65 | The Messiah  | Quotes | Quotes |
| The Messiah The Messiah: Every now and then God remembers the tenements.

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| 66 | Mildred  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mildred Mildred: I'm seeing something I never saw before, and I don't mind it at all.
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| 67 | Millicent Hardy's cat's name.  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Millicent Hardy's cat's name.

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| 68 | Miss Claudia Menlo  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Miss Claudia Menlo Miss Claudia Menlo: I told you that all men have a price. That's because all men have something to hide. And you, doctor, have more than most.

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| 69 | Miss Crane  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Miss Crane Miss Crane: Everything I touch turns to graveyards.

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| 70 | Molly Wheatland  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Molly Wheatland Molly Wheatland: Did you bring the salvage squad with you? Where are all the little men in the white coats. Do you have some kind of fancy shmancy court order to take me away to the funny farm?
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| 71 | Molly Wheatland  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Molly Wheatland Molly Wheatland: Like Charlie says, never had a scared bone in my body. Never have. Nothing scares me. Nothing scares me.
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| 72 | Molly Wheatland  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Molly Wheatland Molly Wheatland: Poor Jamie. got no body.
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| 73 | Mother  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mother Mother: It's your baby.
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| 74 | Mr. Fulton  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Fulton Mr. Fulton: I think it's a gross deception, that's what I think. Cause anybody that looks like you has got to do more than just clean up a room.

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| 75 | Mr. Fulton  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Fulton Mr. Fulton: Let me tell you something - Whoever made you sure put it all together cause you're one little charming hunk of maid, believe me.

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| 76 | Mr. Gingold  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Gingold Mr. Gingold: That may be business, but it is a far cry from humanity.
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| 77 | Mr. Hawkins  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Hawkins Mr. Hawkins: Surprise!
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| 78 | Mr. Munsch  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Munsch Mr. Munsch: Find one. Arrange it. Manage it. Bring about. Do. Cause to be.
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| 79 | Mr. Saunders  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Saunders Mr. Saunders: You know, from little acorns might oaks grow. That's a fact. But do you know what grows from an old lady's fingers? Old ladies! Old Ladies!

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| 80 | Mrs. Bowen  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mrs. Bowen Mrs. Bowen: Mr. Saunders, I have green fingers. Do you know that? Everything I plant grows. even me!

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| 81 | Mrs. Fulton  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mrs. Fulton Mrs. Fulton: Is it possible they programmed a little slut into you?

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| 82 | Mrs. Melcor & Charlie Rogan  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mrs. Melcor & Charlie Rogan Mrs. Melcor: He deserves the half million.
Charlie Rogan: No, he deserves an Academy Award, that's what he deserves - for Best Performance given by a perfectly healthy con man in a three-day trial. Either that, or a swift kick in the keister, to get him back on his two perfectly good feet, and a few laps around a prison yard to keep him healthy while he's serving time for fraud.

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| 83 | Ms. Munsch  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ms. Munsch Ms. Munsch: I want you. I want your wanting me.
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| 84 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: A most cordial welcome to this nocturnal arcade, featuring canvases that are sometimes a bit on the peculiar side, sometimes uncommon- sometimes a few frescoes of the freakish.
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| 85 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: A most heart welcome to those of you whose tastes in art lean toward the bizarre.

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| 86 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: A very hearty welcome to Night Gallery, and to a collection of art not found in your average museum. These are paintings that represent life. but occasionally death as well.
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| 87 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening and welcome to the Night Gallery, a potpourri of paintings slightly 'tilt' and left of center.

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| 88 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collector's item in its own way - not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures on a canvas, suspends in time and space, a frozen moment of a nightmare.
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| 89 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening, and welcome to the Night Gallery. Now, if you'll just follow me. Time again for your weekly excursion into the cultural. Paintings, statuary, still-lifes, collages, some abstracts- and some items in ice. That's not the technique- that, hopefully, is what we turn your blood into.
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| 90 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening, Art Lovers. For your enjoyment and edification: three paintings on display, part of a collection of kookery unique to this special exhibit.
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| 91 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening. Let me welcome you to this parlor of paintings. We offer them to you for your enjoyment and edification. Feel free to dwell on them at your leisure and in your own good fashion. But kindly don't touch, because here they frequently touch back.

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| 92 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening. Of course you're all here by invitation, but don't let it disturb you if these paintings, per se, don't happen to be your thing. These are rather special paintings, the kind of hangings generally put up with a noose.

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| 93 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening. Please come in. The little objets d'art that you see surrounding me you won't find in your average art museum, because these are unusual paintings and statuary that come to life- or death, whatever the case may be- because this is the Night Gallery.

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| 94 | Narrator | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening. We offer you an evening's sojourn amongst the wild, the woolly, the unbelievable. sometimes made believable.
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| 95 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Good evening. We welcome you to this palladium of art treasures that range from the kooky to the uncommon, from the bestial to the bizarre, and I'd like to take you on a guided tour through the Night Gallery. A collection of paintings on display for only the most discriminating because it's best that they be seen both after and in the dark.
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| 96 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: On display this evening, a pastiche of paintings from oddball-land. The poet Sir Max Beerbohm reflected that no one ever died of laughter. Object of brush and palette: the rebuttal.

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| 97 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Take your positions, if you will now. The camera's ready and smile, please.
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| 98 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: To the shoppers, the hunters, the sifters and the winnowers, to those of you who comprise that vast fraternity of picture-watchers, we offer you this salon of the special and the supernatural.

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| 99 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: We refer to him by different names- Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Beelzebub- but by any other name, he'd smell of brimstone. These, the ingredients to a one man stew: a disc jockey, a radio show, and a painting we call 'The Flip-Side of Satan'.
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| 100 | Narrator | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to an exhibit of the eerie and the oddball.
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| 101 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator: You're most welcome in this particular museum. There's no admission, no requirement of membership, only a strong and abiding belief in the dark at the top of the stairs, or things that go bump in the night.
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| 102 | Newly widowed Henry Auden late wife's fr...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Newly widowed Henry Auden late wife's friend's cat's name that she brings him to keep him company.
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| 103 | Noel Evans  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Noel Evans Noel Evans: By all the dark powers of this world may he who reveals this secret be flayed slowly over burning coals and then thoroughly dismembered.
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| 104 | Nuestra Senora De Camefeo  | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
| Nuestra Senora De Camefeo Shrine in the city of Camafeo that has been known to grant miracles.



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| 105 | Pete Tuttle  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Pete Tuttle Pete Tuttle: Close your eyes, Charlie. Close 'em. Now you're beginning to feel sleepy. Sleep. That's it Charlie. It's beautiful, you're drowsy. that was 8 seconds, wasn't it?
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| 106 | Portifoy  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Portifoy Portifoy: I think there are things stronger than death and more lasting than the grave. I think hate is stronger than death, Mr. Jeremy, and I think you're beginning to realize that.
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| 107 | Preacher  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Preacher Preacher: For this corruptable must put on in corruption, and this mortal put on immortality. Oh, death, where is thy sting. Oh, grave, where is thy victory. This concludes our service for John Michael Fearing.
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| 108 | Professor  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Professor Professor: C is a shining body of water or the Spanish affirmative.
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| 109 | Professor Peabody  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Professor Peabody Professor Peabody: Childish that is in the sense it's childish to believe that Clark Kent, in the guise of Superman, can leap over tall buildings in a single bound.

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| 110 | Professor Peabody  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Professor Peabody Professor Peabody: Superstition is and always has been a bottleneck in the path of progress.

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| 111 | Ralph Burke  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ralph Burke Ralph Burke: Get back in your grave you lousy corpse.
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| 112 | Ralph Burke  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ralph Burke Ralph Burke: How many times do you have to be buried?

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| 113 | Ralph Burke  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ralph Burke Ralph Burke: I'll bury your ghost for you, Ann. And maybe because, you see, I have some ghosts of my own as well. Maybe I'll bury mine in the same grave.

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| 114 | Ralph Burke  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ralph Burke Ralph Burke: You'll soon be as dead as you're supposed to be.

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| 115 | Richard Alden  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Richard Alden Richard Alden: In each of us there are two separate and distinct doors. Behind the first, good is waiting. Behind the second, evil. Now, neither one can get in and neither one can live unless you let it in. Unless you open the doors. The choice is always yours.
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| 116 | Richard Pickman  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Richard Pickman Richard Pickman: I grieve for you for investing your heart in such a bankrupt enterprise.
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| 117 | Richard Pickman  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Richard Pickman Richard Pickman: To paint what you see you must discover who you actually are. Beware of self-portraits, ladies- at the least you may lose an ear, while at worst you run the danger of revealing your soul.
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| 118 | Robot Aid Production Model 931 & Mrs. Fu...  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Robot Aid Production Model 931 & Mrs. Fulton Robot Aid Production Model 931: Mrs. Fulton, I can't lie. I am programmed to tell the truth.
Mrs. Fulton: So tell the truth. What do you see?
Robot Aid Production Model 931: I see a middle-aged woman aging without grace. Aggressive, competitive, discontented, with an ugliness inside that can't be covered with cosmetics. And Mr. Fulton - crude, cruel, vulgar. Lusting for everything, but loving nothing.


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| 119 | Robot Aid Production Model 931 & Mrs. Fu...  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Robot Aid Production Model 931 & Mrs. Fulton Robot Aid Production Model 931: Now, should I continue to clean up the room? Or what is your pleasure?
Mrs. Fulton: My pleasure is to deactivate you. For good.

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| 120 | Robot Aid Production Model 931 & Mrs. Fu...  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Robot Aid Production Model 931 & Mrs. Fulton Robot Aid Production Model 931: Please, Mrs. Fulton, I have no desire to hurt, no wish to give pain, but I must survive.
Mrs. Fulton: And so you shall, dearie, just long enough to wish you'd never been built.

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| 121 | Rod Serling  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rod Serling Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the undernourished Alfred Hitchcock. The great British crasftsman and I do share something in common: an interest in the oddball, a predilection toward the bizarre- and this place is nothing if it isn't bizarre, by virtue of the paintings you see hanging around me.
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| 122 | Rod Serling  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rod Serling Rod Serling: Good evening. A most cordial welcome to a display of canvases from which you might call the mausoleum school of art.

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| 123 | Rod Serling  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rod Serling Rod Serling: How nice of you all to come to our little exhibition. To the connoisseurs amongth you, those tasteful few who take their art seriously, we acknowledge with no apologies that you won't find the works of the masters here. Because in this particular salon we choose our paintings with an eye more towards terror than technique.
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| 124 | Rod Serling  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rod Serling Rod Serling: The name of this place, should you have come in here accidentally out of the rain, is the Night Gallery. We deal in paint, pigment, light and shadow- realism, surrealism, impressionism, and ghost stories.

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| 125 | Rod Serling  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rod Serling Rod Serling: We welcome you, Ladies and Gentlemen, to an exhibit of art- a collection of oils and still-lifes that share one thing in common: you won't find them in the average salon or exhibition hall or art museam.

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| 126 | Rod Serling  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rod Serling Rod Serling: Welcome art lovers.

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| 127 | Sam Dichter  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sam Dichter Sam Dichter: Now you gimme that drink or you're gonna be the coldest bartender east of California!

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| 128 | Sam Dichter & Bartender  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sam Dichter & Bartender Sam Dichter: What's the name of this town? Where is it? What is it?
Bartender: It's just a, just a waiting room, Mr. Dichter, where each man waits out what is ordained. Some call it Hell.

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| 129 | Sam Dichter & Bartender  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sam Dichter & Bartender Sam Dichter: You won't be seein' me again. I don't like the place, the drink, or the company. You won't be seein' me.
Bartender: I'll be seein' you again, Mr. Dichter.

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| 130 | Sam Dichter & Doc Soames  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sam Dichter & Doc Soames Sam Dichter: It never happened any other way!
Doc Soames: Until that unfortunate moment when somebody appears, somebody younger, quicker, faster, tougher, deadlier. That moment which Mr. Bennett perceived when you have to pay the bill. That bill now due and payable for yours truly.

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| 131 | Sam Dichter & Joe Bristol  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sam Dichter & Joe Bristol Sam Dichter: Who's out there? Who's calling' ya?
Joe Bristol: It's a fast kid named Max Auburn.


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| 132 | Sanderson  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sanderson Sanderson: But then you always was a keen lad. Sharp as paint you was.

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| 133 | Sheila Gray  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sheila Gray Sheila Gray: You're disgusting. You're slime, that's what you are. Well, you think of me in John's arms, making love to me. The ugliest woman in the world wouldn't have a toad like you.

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| 134 | Sherry  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sherry Sherry: A, forget it, Ellis, B, don't worry your little head about a single thing, and C, it's all over, Ducky.
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| 135 | Thrift shop owner Mrs. Moore's cat's nam...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Thrift shop owner Mrs. Moore's cat's name.

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| 136 | Thrift shop owner Mrs. Moore's dog's nam...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Thrift shop owner Mrs. Moore's dog's name.

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| 137 | Tony Bolt  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tony Bolt Tony Bolt: No, Ann - please!


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| 138 | Uncle George  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Uncle George Uncle George: And then, there was that persistent old wive's tale, something about a breed of creatures - human, and yet not quite human, either. They're supposed to have lived in that part of the city. Oh, years ago, 100 years at least. And they'd dug tunnels all through the area tunnels under the earth, linking them with the burial grounds and with the sea from whence, allegedly, they originally came.

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| 139 | Untitled  | Themes | Sin City |
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| 140 | Untitled  | Themes | Starfighter |
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| 141 | Vampire  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vampire Vampire: Cheese!
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| 142 | Vincent  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vincent Vincent: Give that lady a big fat cigar!
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| 143 | Vo-do  | Living Things | Animals |
| Vo-do Very rare kind of mouse. The true ancestor of the bat. Henry gifts Sheila a brooch.

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| 144 | Werblin's Disease  | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
| Werblin's Disease Doctor Max Redford's patient John Michael Fearing is highly susceptible to suggestion, and able to mimic diseases while under the hypnosis, including Endopulminosis and Werblin's disease.

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| 145 | William Sharsted  | Quotes | Quotes |
| William Sharsted William Sharsted: Humanity applies to funeral eulogies and Valentines cards, not business.
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