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| 1 | Andy Dick's video tape pirate character'...  | Trivia | Name Game |
| Andy Dick's video tape pirate character's name.

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| 2 | Girl's name that gives Troy her number w...  | Trivia | Name Game |
| Girl's name that gives Troy her number when he's leaving her place and he drops on the ground?

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| 3 | Lelaina Pierce | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce Lelaina Pierce: Life is a random lottery of tragedies and narrow escapes.
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| 4 | Lelaina Pierce  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce Lelaina Pierce: Well, I know this sounds cornball, but I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives.

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| 5 | Lelaina Pierce  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce Lelaina Pierce: You suffer from the philosopher groupie syndrome. You're this guy with, like, 1 180 IQ, ten units away from a degree in philosophy, and you always fall for these dumb groupie types.

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| 6 | Lelaina Pierce & Rock  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce & Rock Lelaina Pierce: Oh, oh is this like a, is this like a pirate operation? Rock: Do I look like a pirate to you?

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| 7 | Lelaina Pierce & Troy Dyer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce & Troy Dyer Lelaina Pierce: And you wonder why we never got involved. Troy Dyer: Three words - November 16, 199- Lelaina Pierce: Oh, totally drunk and out of my mind. Troy Dyer: It would have been a poetic experience if I weren't such a gentleman, which I am. Lelaina Pierce: Just let it go, Dyer. Surrender the fantasy.

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| 8 | Michael Grates  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Grates Michael Grates: Hey, what is your glitch, huh?

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| 9 | Michael Grates & Troy Dyer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Grates & Troy Dyer Michael Grates: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you. Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.

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| 10 | Michael Grates & Troy Dyer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Grates & Troy Dyer Michael Grates: You know what you are, man? You know what you remind me of? You're like that guy with the hat and the bells and the little, you know... Troy Dyer: The court jester. Michael Grates: Yeah, right. Where everything's so easy to laugh at from a safe distance back in Clever-Clever Land. You know what happens to him? They find his skull in a grave and they go, "Oh, I knew him, and he was funny." And the guy, the court jester, dies all by himself.

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| 11 | Philosopher Groupie Syndrome  | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
| Philosopher Groupie Syndrome Lelaina Pierce: You suffer from the philosopher groupie syndrome. You're this guy with, like, 1 180 IQ, ten units away from a degree in philosophy, and you always fall for these dumb groupie types.

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| 12 | Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?
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| 13 | Troy Dyer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: I say nobody can eat fifty eggs.

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| 14 | Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: There's no point to any of this. It's all just a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details, you know, a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good. The sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain. The moment your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back and I smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt.
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| 15 | Troy Dyer  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: This girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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| 16 | Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: You're a pathological optimist.
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| 17 | Troy's ex-girlfriend's name - Renee Zell...  | Trivia | Name Game |
| Troy's ex-girlfriend's name - Renee Zellweger's first credited film role.

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| 19 | Vicki Miner  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vicki Miner Vicki Miner: I'm Superman. I can fly.

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| 20 | Vickie Miner  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vickie Miner Vickie Miner: My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student-loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy. Been after my ass for years.

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| 21 | Vickie Miner | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vickie Miner Vickie Miner: Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
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| 22 | Vickie Miner | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vickie Miner Vickie Miner: The free clinic AIDS test - the rite of passage for our generation.
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