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| 1 | B.S.  | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
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B.S.
Disease that Maeby creates for her ill alter ego Surely.
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| 2 | Chicken in Chicken Sauce | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Chicken in Chicken Sauce
Dish Lindsay served at the Bluth fundraiser.
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| 3 | The Church & State Fair | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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The Church & State Fair
Christian fair: "Welcome People of God and Taxpayers"
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| 4 | Doctor & Tobias   | Quotes | Quotes |
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Doctor & Tobias
Doctor: Oh my god, that's a butter face. How much butter did the patient have?
Tobias: I don't know, a Star Trek chess set's worth?
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| 5 | Druggeries Hollow | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Druggeries Hollow
One of Rita's slang terms for sexual intercourse.
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| 6 | Festival of Lights | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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Festival of Lights
The official boat parade of the Cinco de Quatro holiday.
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| 7 | G.O.B. | Quotes | Quotes |
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G.O.B.
G.O.B.: Hey, there. Friend of mine left me a note, um, in my handwriting, and he said that you might be able to set me up with the pill that makes the memories go away, like a like a shame-wow. See, I did something a little out of character. And, um, the window's kind of closing in on, you know, before it lodges in the long-term, um, what do you call it? Um, What do you call it? Brains. Long-term brains.
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| 8 | G.V.H. | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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G.V.H.
Graft Versus Host. Medical condition that Tobias experiences after getting hair plugs.
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| 9 | George Michael | Quotes | Quotes |
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George Michael
George Michael: Who were those scary, handsome Mexicans on those magical horses? They just looked like old white men to me.
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| 10 | The Golden Anchor Family of the Year Awa... | Recognition | Awards |
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The Golden Anchor Family of the Year Award
Award the Bluth family gives themselves.
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| 11 | Hot Ham Water | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Hot Ham Water
Recipe Lindsay comes up with when Michael tasks her with cooking and cleaning the model home.
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| 12 | Howard Red | Matter | Colors |
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Howard Red
The particular shade of red for Ron Howard's family's hair.
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| 13 | I Just Had a One Night Stand with a Blin... | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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I Just Had a One Night Stand with a Blind Girl - Itis
Joke that Julia Louis-Dreyfus's blind lawyer character Maggie makes about Michael not wanting more than a one night stand with her.
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| 14 | Imagine Dollars | Money | Currency |
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Imagine Dollars
Redeemable in the Imagine Entertainment gift shop. It's a severance thing Ron and Brian are doing because of Ron's need to be loved and Brian's conflict avoidance issues.
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| 15 | Lindsay Chops | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Lindsay Chops
Meal Lucille created for Lindsay when the kids were growing up.
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| 16 | The Living Classics Pageant | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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The Living Classics Pageant
Community event.
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| 17 | Los Premios Desi | Recognition | Awards |
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Los Premios Desi
Award for excellence in Spanish daytime television.
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| 18 | Lucille & Michael | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lucille & Michael
Lucille: You know our family motto. We forget, but we never forgive.
Michael: I remember the framed needlepoint.
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| 19 | Lucille Bluth | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lucille Bluth
Lucille Bluth: Here's some money. Go see a Star War.
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| 20 | Milford's Least Seen on Campus | Recognition | Awards |
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Milford's Least Seen on Campus
Award Buster won in 1982.
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| 21 | Miss Inner Beauty | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Inner Beauty
Beauty pageant at The Church & State Fair.
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| 22 | Miss Natural Beauty | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Natural Beauty
Narrator: "As a child, Maeby had been entered into a number of progressive pageants that claimed to celebrate beauty in all its natural forms, but the winners still tended to have it going on in the conventional sense."
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| 23 | Never Nude | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Never Nude
A real affliction, though not recognized in the states. A condition that Tobias has, causing him to always be wearing cut-off jean shorts beneath his clothes.
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| 24 | The O.C. Disorder | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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The O.C. Disorder
Condition Tobias mentions, actually meaning O.C.D.
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| 25 | The Opie Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The Opie Awards
Lifetime Achievement Award that Maeby receives for her work in the entertainment industry - an inside joke, because the narrator is Ron Howard, who played Opie on the Andy Griffith Show.
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| 26 | Poached Salmonella | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Poached Salmonella
Lucille's name for Lindsay's "Chicken in Chicken Sauce" dish that she served at the Bluth fundraiser.
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| 27 | Pop-pop | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Pop-pop
One of Rita's slang terms for sexual intercourse.
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| 28 | Rabbit Down Dum | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Rabbit Down Dum
One of Rita's slang terms for sexual intercourse.
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| 29 | The Ron Howard Man of the Year Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The Ron Howard Man of the Year Awards
Joke Ron Howard's daughter Rebel makes at her dinner with Michael.
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| 30 | Spoon and Figgy Pudding | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Spoon and Figgy Pudding
One of Rita's slang terms for sexual intercourse.
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| 31 | TBA | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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TBA
Condition the Bluth Foundation unintentionally raises money for - when they couldn't think of a worthwhile cause, they just put "TBA" for "To Be Announced" on the invitations, and never got around to coming up with a real condition, and pocketed the money they raised.... and then they did it again the following year.
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| 32 | Tobias | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tobias
Tobias: And maybe you don't want to get hurt because, as I say, hurt people hurt people.
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| 33 | Untitled | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 34 | Young Buster's toy ball's name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Young Buster's toy ball's name.
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Wilson |
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Lucille Ball |
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Hardball |
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