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| 1 | Bill Haverchuck   | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bill Haverchuck
Bill Haverchuck: I'm gonna fill out soon. You know my cousin Jeff? He was a shrimp until he turned sixteen and then he got all tall and muscular in like a month. Now he looks like the Hulk.
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| 2 | Bill's Dungeons & Dragons character's na...  | Trivia | Name Game |
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Bill's Dungeons & Dragons character's name.
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Logan the Huge |
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Gorthon the Thief |
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Kragenmore the Destroyer |
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| 3 | Coach Ben Fredricks & Sam Weir | Quotes | Quotes |
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Coach Ben Fredricks & Sam Weir
Coach Ben Fredricks: When I was going through these questions, I was a little disturbed by yours.
Sam Weir: How did you know which one was mine? I thought it was anonymous.
Coach Ben Fredricks: you're the only one with Star Trek notebook paper.
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| 4 | Daniel's Dungeons & Dragons character's ... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Daniel's Dungeons & Dragons character's name.
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Logan the Huge |
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Carlos the Dwarf |
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Gorthon the Thief |
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| 5 | Dr. Schweiber | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Schweiber
Dr. Schweiber (imitating William Shatner): Well, Scotty, I hope you're not planning to cook a tribble, because I believe they're better barbecued.
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| 6 | Gordon Crisp | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gordon Crisp
Gordon Crisp: Oh, whoa, cool sheets! May the Force be with you.
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| 7 | Harold Weir & Sam Weir | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harold Weir & Sam Weir
Harold Weir: There's fifty bucks on the dining room table. That should be enough. Lindsey, you're in charge of it. It's not for those Star Wars cards or those Goofy Packs.
Sam Weir: Wacky Packs.
Harold Weir: Ah, whatever. Don't blow it.
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| 8 | Harris | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harris
Harris: Once you start down that dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. At least, that's what Yoda always says.
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| 9 | Kim's dog's name that died that she tell... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Kim's dog's name that died that she tells Millie about.
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| 10 | Mark | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mark
Mark: This kid, he was like, red-rum, red-rum! Forget it, man, red-rum's murder backwards.
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| 11 | Millie's dog's name that Kim and Lindsay... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Millie's dog's name that Kim and Lindsay accidentally run over and kill.
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| 12 | Mr. Weir's name for his station wagon. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Mr. Weir's name for his station wagon.
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| 13 | Neal Schweiber | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neal Schweiber
Neal Schweiber (imitating William Shatner): Ah, Mr. Bones, Mr. Spock, may I join you here in the Enterprise mess hall? I'm so hungry I could eat a tribble.
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| 14 | Neal Schweiber | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neal Schweiber
Neal Schweiber: A defaced locker, a humiliated freshman and a busty succubus from Hell... perhaps we've left McKinley High, and entered the chilling corridors of the Twilight Zone.
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| 15 | Neal Schweiber | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neal Schweiber
Neal Schweiber: Gentlemen, here's my advice - listen to Neal. You should handle Allen the same way Han Solo dealt with Jabba the Hut - avoid him.
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| 16 | Neal Schweiber | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neal Schweiber
Neal Schweiber: The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen Star Wars 27 times. Do the math.
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| 17 | Neal Schweiber & Coach Ben Fredricks | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neal Schweiber & Coach Ben Fredricks
Neal Schweiber (imitating William Shatner): You are a turd, a stinky turd, go sniff a jockstrap, you poop head. You're a perv and a loser and a turd.
Coach Ben Fredricks: You know what? Why don't you do Spock? All right? Go ahead, do Leonard Nimoy.
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| 18 | Neal Schweiber & Sam Weir | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neal Schweiber & Sam Weir
Neal Schweiber: The Hulk could kick the Thing's butt anyway.
Sam Weir: No way! The Thing could definitely take the Hulk! Even if the Hulk could beat him, all he has to do is wait until Hulk turns into Bill Bixby again, and cream him, no problem.
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| 19 | Neal's Dungeons & Dragons character's na... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Neal's Dungeons & Dragons character's name.
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Logan the Huge |
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Kragenmore the Destroyer |
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Carlos the Dwarf |
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| 20 | Nick Andopolis | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nick Andopolis
Nick Andopolis: I don't know. It happened. It's like being in the Twilight Zone.
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| 21 | Nick Andopolis, Ken Miller & Daniel Desa... | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nick Andopolis, Ken Miller & Daniel Desario
Nick Andopolis: What do people do when they're not stoned?
Ken Miller: I don't know. Relate to one another?
Daniel Desario: I don't want to relate to anybody.
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| 22 | Norsemen | Sports | School Mascots |
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Norsemen
William McKinley High School mascot.
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| 23 | Sam Weir | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam Weir
Sam Weir: Just keep climbing, Wonder Woman.
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| 24 | Sam Weir & Neal Schweiber | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam Weir & Neal Schweiber
Sam Weir: Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
Neal Schweiber: You had to go and quote the Star Wars, didn't you?
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| 25 | Sam Weir, Bill Haverchuck & Neal Schreib... | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam Weir, Bill Haverchuck & Neal Schreiber
Sam Weir: Okay, we're all in love with her, and Maureen likes all of us. So, all we have to do now is decide who gets her.
Bill Haverchuck: How do we do that?
Neal Schreiber: The same way we decided who had to stand in line for The Empire Strikes Back tickets.
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| 26 | Sam's Dungeons & Dragons character's nam... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Sam's Dungeons & Dragons character's name.
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Logan the Huge |
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Kragenmore the Destroyer |
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Gorthon the Thief |
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| 27 | Sam's new nickname after his teacher cal... | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
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Sam's new nickname after his teacher calls him out in health class.
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Strangelove |
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Dr. Love |
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Loverboy |
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