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| 1 | Bernard   | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bernard
Bernard: This restaurant isn't open yet, so this is sort of a preview, like a Broadway show, you know, like Spider-Man, or Cats.
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| 2 | Carol  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carol
Carol: My God, look at this thing. It's so beardy. I want to go down on it.
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| 3 | George | Quotes | Quotes |
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George
George: Are we too stoned? My feet feel really interesting in my shoes.
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| 4 | George | Quotes | Quotes |
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George
George: I don't like secrets. I'm the only one that gets to have secrets.
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| 5 | George | Quotes | Quotes |
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George
George: I don't procrastinate, I just like to do things later.
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| 6 | George | Quotes | Quotes |
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George
George: I don't really have an opinion. I'm too stoned to think. But I'm having a really good time.
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| 7 | George & Howard | Quotes | Quotes |
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George & Howard
George: Oh, Howard, you sell vaporizers?
Howard: No, no, this is not Star Trek and these are not vaporizers. It's a walkie talkie.
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| 8 | George & Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes |
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George & Jonathan
George: Oh my god, look at her.
Jonathan: Whoa, what a costume.
George: Yeah, I have to go talk to her. I've always had a thing for Wonder Woman.
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| 9 | George & Priscilla | Quotes | Quotes |
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George & Priscilla
George: What's my name? I want to hear you say it.
Priscilla: Nosferatu
George: No, you forgot to say great. The great Nosferatu.
Priscilla: Sorry.
George: All right, do it again.
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| 10 | George's second ex-wife's - and best ex-... | Trivia | Name Game |
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George's second ex-wife's - and best ex-wife's name.
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| 11 | In Your Face | Sports | Basketball Teams |
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In Your Face
Stella's team name when she and Jonathan play Nerf basketball in his apartment on their first date.
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| 12 | Jim Jarmusch | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jim Jarmusch
Jim Jarmusch: You must really suffer from the terrifying clarity of your vision.
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| 13 | Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jonathan
Jonathan: After this, I got to go home and finish my short story for the New Yorker contest. It's about a P.I. named Harry Parker. It's a Pulp Fiction take on how I beat those drug dealers in Prospect Park.
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| 14 | Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jonathan
Jonathan: In my heart I'm a vegan, but in my mouth, I lack discipline.
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| 15 | Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jonathan
Jonathan: You know, we really should all be vegans. I'm kind of a non-practicing vegan.
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| 16 | Jonathan & George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jonathan & George
Jonathan: Do you really want to know the truth?
George: Yes, I do. As long as it's not boring.
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| 17 | Jonathan & Ray | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jonathan & Ray
Jonathan: So, this is how he gets his powers?
Ray: Yeah, walks down the street with his fly undone, falls through a subway grate, hits his cock on the third rail, and he becomes a god. Jonathan: So, the third rail is to his cock what the spider bite was to Peter
Parker?
Ray: Yeah, but this is on a higher level... but that's the general idea, yeah.
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| 18 | Kevin Bacon & Ray | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kevin Bacon & Ray
Kevin Bacon: I gotta tell you, I think it's amazing that he uses his huge cock as a weapon. I mean, that's just awesome. I mean, that just seems really true to life.
Ray: Thanks. I kinda see his huge cock as like Thor's hammer.
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| 19 | Kicking Your Butts | Sports | Basketball Teams |
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Kicking Your Butts
Janathan's team name when he and Stella play Nerf basketball in his apartment on their first date.
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| 20 | Leah & Ray | Quotes | Quotes |
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Leah & Ray
Leah: What are you doing?
Ray: I'm zapping it like Iceman, from The X-Men series.
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| 21 | Lisa | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa
Lisa: I know a lot of radical vegans. She must be an unhappy person.
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| 22 | Louis Green | Quotes | Quotes |
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Louis Green
Louis Green: Oh, you're limping. That's makes me happy.
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| 23 | Priscilla & George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Priscilla & George
Priscilla: That was lovely, George.
George: I know.
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| 24 | Ray | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ray
Ray: Are you a Vulcan, or an elf?
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| 25 | Ray | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ray
Ray: I'm not gonna change, I'm just gonna pretend to change. I can't change, that's impossible.
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| 26 | Ray | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ray
Ray: She left Super Ray. And even though his heart is encased in Adamantium fat, like Wolverine, he was destroyed.
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| 27 | Ray | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ray
Ray: She left Super Ray. And even though his heart is encased in Adamantium fat, like Wolverine, he was destroyed.
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| 28 | Ray & Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ray & Jonathan
Ray: I have a new alter-alter-ego. Kevin Bacon.
Jonathan: What do you mean, Kevin Bacon?
Ray: He emailed me this morning. Somehow, he saw The Birth of Super Ray, and he wants to meet tonight. He thinks he can option it for like $10,000.
Jonathan: My God, this is huge! He wants to play Super Ray?
Ray: Yes, he thinks it can finally be his big franchise character. Kind of like a drunken Batman with a big cock.
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| 29 | Ray's ex-girlfriend Leah's dog's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Ray's ex-girlfriend Leah's dog's name.
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Ray Ray |
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Ray Jr. |
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Little Ray |
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| 30 | Richard Antrem | Quotes | Quotes |
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Richard Antrem
Richard Antrem: Thank you so much for coming to the opening of Richard & Sons. As some of you may know, we are trying to elevate New York City's connection with its food. We promote only local fare grown by vegans and conscientious objectors.
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| 31 | Stella & Jonathan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Stella & Jonathan
Stella: What to vaporize some more pot?
Jonathan: I want to vaporize you.
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| 32 | The name of the dungeon mistress, as wel... | Trivia | Name Game |
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The name of the dungeon mistress, as well as Jonathan's mother.
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| 33 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 34 | Untitled | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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| 35 | Wonders | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Wonders
Brooklyn Wonders baseball team. Thugs take Harrison Bergeron to the Brooklyn Wonders stadium.
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