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| 1 | Beetabaga Burrito  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Beetabaga Burrito
One of the mouth-watering morsels that Cliff creates with the new hybrid beet/rutabaga vegetable that he creates.
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| 2 | Beetabaga Fajita on A Pita | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Beetabaga Fajita on A Pita
One of the mouth-watering morsels that Cliff creates with the new hybrid beet/rutabaga vegetable that he creates, for that little taste of Cairo.
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| 3 | Bubon | Living Things | Animals |
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Bubon
According to Cliff, the animal that caused the bubonic plague.
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| 4 | Carla & Sam  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carla & Sam
Carla: Hey, Sam, this was in your drinking days. I mean, this is the
game where you thought the Orioles' mascot was a huge mutant bird.
Sam: Oh, my God.
Carla: Yeah, remember? Yeah, you threw a fastball at him. You hit him right between the eyes and gave him a concussion.
Sam: Well, what would you do if you saw this gigantic bird coming at you? Would you just let it attack you and peck your eyes out? Come on, it took you three years to live it down.
 
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| 5 | Carla & Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carla & Sam
Carla: Man, what a game! Eddie stopped 40 shots! Oh! I mean, I haven't seen a
guy have a night like that since Harmon Killebrew hit those three moon-shot homers off of you, Sam.
Sam: Yes, I was certainly lucky to be there to see that, wasn't I?
 
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| 6 | Cheers [basketball team] | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Cheers [basketball team]
To beat Gary's Olde Towne Tavern in a $5,000-wager basketball game, Cheers acquires the Boston Celtics' Kevin McHale by claiming the game as a charity for orphans.
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| 7 | Cliff | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cliff
Cliff (after Cliff and Norm hum the theme from the Twilight Zone): Well, uh, how do you explain that, there, Sammy?
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| 8 | Cliff, Carla & Norm  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cliff, Carla & Norm
Cliff: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a turnip that needs no introduction. Miss June Lockhart. Look here. You put a little make-up on her, shampoo and set her root hairs, and finish her off with a delicate strand of pearls... Is it me, or is this getting a little weird?
Carla: You passed weird six months ago.
Norm: Now you're boldly going where no man has gone before.
Cliff: Boy. I guess it's true what they say, huh? There's a fine line between gardening and madness.
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| 9 | Cliff, Woody & Frasier | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cliff, Woody & Frasier
Cliff: Uh, hey, Woody, what'd you get for the happy couple?
Woody: Ah, well, strictly between you and me, I went up in the attic, dug
up one of our wedding gifts. One of the ugliest things I ever saw. We couldn't wait to get rid of it.
Frasier: Ah, yeah, so you just thought you'd, uh, pass it on to the happy couple, huh? Good thinking. So, uh, what is it?
Woody: Oh, a set of Star Trek steak knives.
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| 10 | Coach | Quotes | Quotes |
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Coach
Coach: You know when you live alone, you tend to forget other people have lives.
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| 11 | The Crane Train to Mental Well Being | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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The Crane Train to Mental Well Being
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| 12 | Dave Richards | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dave Richards
Dave Richards: This is the Big Dave Machine saying good night and may the sports be with you.
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| 13 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Diane
Diane: That was the noblest preposition you've ever dangled.
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| 14 | Frasier | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier
Frasier: Oh. Hey, listen to this. According to the TV Guide, they're playing an old Red Sox game on Play Ball later... Well, it's, uh, this show on channel 58. They replay classic Red Sox games. Hey, say, listen, Sam? This is one of your games. Yeah, July 14, 1975, relief pitcher, Sam Malone. Hey, Sammy, what do you say we make an evening out of it, huh?
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| 15 | Frasier | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier
Frasier: What luck! I got the last Spider-Man costume for Frederick! And look what he can use for webs (sprays Silly String).
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| 16 | Frasier & Lilith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier & Lilith
Frasier: Freddy is, of course, bedecked in the garb of superhero crime fighter Spider-Man.
Lilith: Interestingly, Spider-Man acquired his supernatural powers from the bite of a radioactive spider. I tried to explain to Frederick what would happen if one were really bitten by a radioactive spider, but he just cried.
 
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| 17 | Frasier & Norm | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier & Norm
Frasier: The time has come to reject your darker self.
Norm: Well, thank you Obi Wan Kenobi.
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| 18 | Frasier & Woody | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier & Woody
Frasier (regarding the Star Trek steak knives Woody re-gifted): Woody, damn it! That gift was from Lilith and me! They're delightfully whimsical and-and very utilitarian.
Woody: Uh,I'm sorry Dr. Crane. I didn't realize.
Frasier: Well, all right, Woody. To tell you the truth, I, I was doing the same thing you were doing. Fobbing off a gift that we thought was the worst thing we ever got.
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| 19 | Frasier & Woody | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier & Woody
Frasier: I'll be off, now, but before I go, there's something I'd like to share with you. In Citizen Kane. Rosebud is the name of his sled. In murder on the Orient Express, everyone did it, and Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader.
Woody: Darth Vader is Luke's father?
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| 20 | Frasier Crane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier Crane
Frasier Crane: Well, for example... Well, there's me. But I can't tell you how many times I felt my own hands around her windpipe... strangling her... fingers tightening... cartilage snapping! And, uh, I'm a respected psychiatrist.
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| 21 | Frasier, Cliff, Norm & Woody | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier, Cliff, Norm & Woody
Frasier (to Sam): Oh, right. I forgot, you're Nietzsche's Superman.
Cliff: Oh, yeah. Is that the one with the craggy face, uh, looks like granite?
Norm: No. No-no, that's, uh, Bizarro Superman.
Cliff: Oh, wait, which one was weakened by red Kryptonite?
Norm: Blue Superman.
Woody: I thought he was black and he wore the big hats.
Norm: No, that's Super Fly.
 
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| 22 | Frasier, Norm & Cliff | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier, Norm & Cliff
Frasier (regarding the Star Trek steak knives Woody re-gifted): Well, all right, Woody. To tell you the truth, I, I was doing the same thing you were doing. Fobbing off a gift that we thought was the worst thing we ever got.
Norm: Thanks a lot, Fras. That was from Vera and me.
Cliff: You and Vera gave those away? You better not tell Ma.
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| 23 | Gary's | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Gary's
To beat Gary's Olde Towne Tavern in a $5,000-wager basketball game, Cheers acquires the Boston Celtics' Kevin McHale by claiming the game as a charity for orphans.
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| 24 | The Glade | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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The Glade
Buddhist monastery where Diane goes to commune with herself - They have the biggest Buddha east of the Mississippi.
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| 25 | Great Horned Muen | Living Things | Animals |
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Great Horned Muen
A tenacious creature, according to Cliff.
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| 26 | Henri | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henri
Henri: Admit it. With every phone number I catch, you die a little inside. You can deny what you are to the others, but not to me. Come, Sam, come over to the dark side!
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| 27 | The Human Brutality Film Festival | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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The Human Brutality Film Festival
Film festival Frasier and Diane attend.
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| 28 | Lilith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lilith
Lilith: I don't know that you should blame Carla's belief system on culture, Frasier. The need to worship higher intelligence is an innate and universal phenomenon. In fact, in recent weeks, it's become clear that my lab rats worship me as a goddess. I must confess, I don't discourage them.
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| 29 | Lilith & Fraiser | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lilith & Fraiser
Lilith: Frasier, we need to have a discussion.
Frasier: Oh. no, don't tell me you have a thing against Halloween, too.
Lilith: I don't have a thing against Halloween. I just don't want my child panhandling door-to-door accepting non-nutritious snacks from strangers, dressed in a silly costume.
Frasier: But, darling, that is Halloween.
Lilith: Oh. Well, then I guess I do
have a thing against it.
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| 30 | Mail Carrier of the Year | Recognition | Awards |
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Mail Carrier of the Year
Award Cliff mentions.
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| 31 | Melville's busboy's name that Woody ment... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Melville's busboy's name that Woody mentions.
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| 32 | Miss Boston Barmaid | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Boston Barmaid
Contest in Boston, from multiple episodes.
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| 33 | The Miss Teeny Bikini Beauty Pageant | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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The Miss Teeny Bikini Beauty Pageant
Norm and Cliff talk about watching this beauty pageant on TV.
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| 34 | Nanny G Happy Birthday Freddie Concert | Events | Concerts |
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Nanny G Happy Birthday Freddie Concert
Concert at Cheers.
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| 35 | Nanny G: 1992 Tickle Tummy Tour | Events | Concerts |
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Nanny G: 1992 Tickle Tummy Tour
Sam takes the Crane family to a Nanny Gee concert.
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| 36 | Nanny G: Itsy Bitsy World Concert | Events | Concerts |
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Nanny G: Itsy Bitsy World Concert
Nanny G concert Woody attended.
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| 37 | Nick & Loretta | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nick & Loretta
Nick: Carla, I have to be honest with you. When I heard about this wedding, I was very hurt that you excluded us. After all, a marriage is a time for forgiveness and healing. We drove 22 hours to get here. We even bought a beautiful present.
Loretta: It's a set of Star Trek steak knives.
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| 38 | Norm & Cliff | Quotes | Quotes |
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Norm & Cliff
Norm: All right! My rock smashes your scissors.
Cliff: Oh, no, not these scissors, pal.
Norm: What?
Cliff: This is a, uh, special titanium steel alloy...
Norm: Oh, give me a break!
Cliff: Developed by NASA for the space program. These scissors would smash your rock to smithereens, pal.
Norm: No, no, no, not this rock... this rock happens to be Kryptonite, from the planet Krypton. Maybe you've heard of it.
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| 39 | Norm & Frasier | Quotes | Quotes |
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Norm & Frasier
Norm: Anybody else curious
about Hanover?
Frasier: Come on, Norm, I'm sure it's just a normal, rural, small, little farm town. I'm sure Woody's stories are all greatly exaggerated.
Norm: Want to go there?
Frasier: What, end up as a human sacrifice to the corn god? Thank you, no.
 
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| 40 | Rebecca & Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rebecca & Sam
Rebecca: Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
Sam: Why does Superman wear a cape? To rescue people.
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| 41 | Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam
Sam (after being electrocuted by television wires): I just remembered - I fought in the civil war.
 
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| 42 | Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam
Sam (looking st Kelly's extensive Barbie doll collection): G.I. Joe should come here on leave today.
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| 43 | Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam
Sam (reading note for Rebecca): "This certificate authenticates that this desk once belonged to George Bernard Shaw. It has become known as the ring desk because of the dark ring clearly visible on the desktop where he set down his tea cup upon completing the fifth act of Man and Superman." ...I wonder if that's the one where he fought the mole people.
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| 44 | Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam
Sam: All right, here we go. July... July 14, '75. Red Sox versus the Orioles. Red Sox won. Oh, right. I pitched three innings. I must have been okay that day. Good. Yeah. All right, fellas.
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| 45 | Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam
Sam: I come over for a little action, and I'm stuck in the middle of Star Wars.
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| 46 | Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam
Sam: Should we strip down to our smiles here and show the couch a good time?
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| 47 | Sam & Cliff | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam & Cliff
Sam: Can we please just talk about anything besides this damned bet?
Cliff: Yeah. Okay, how about this? What would, uh, Metropolis be like if Superman retired? Oops! One thing wrong with that scenario. Superman gives a damn.
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| 48 | Sam Malone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam Malone
Sam Malone: If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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| 49 | Sam Malone | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam Malone
Sam Malone: When I was about 6, I made my dad breakfast in bed on father's day. I was really proud of myself. All he could say was the eggs were too dry, and toast was too light.
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| 50 | Sammy-itis | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Sammy-itis
Sam: She can't stop thinking about me. Obviously, little Miss Sue has a bad case of Sammy-itis. Diane: Sometimes known as the swine flu.
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| 51 | Sammy's Jubilee | Recipes | Recipes-Dessert |
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Sammy's Jubilee
Joke Sam makes about a dessert.
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| 52 | The Screaming Thigh Sweats | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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The Screaming Thigh Sweats
Joke Carla makes about Rebecca's hots for her boss.
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| 53 | Take a Rest | Sports | Racehorses |
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Take a Rest
Race horse.
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| 54 | Third Degree Sammies | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Third Degree Sammies
Joke Sam makes about his sex appeal.
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| 55 | Titans | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Titans
The little league baseball team that Coach manages.
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| 56 | Untitled | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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| 57 | What is the name of Sammy's worst case s... | Trivia | Name Game |
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What is the name of Sammy's worst case scenario plan to get out of a romantic situation with a woman?
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Operation Omega |
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Plan Z |
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The B.O.M.B. |
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| 58 | Women of Boston Business Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Women of Boston Business Award
A Wobbie ... Sam: "What's a Wobbie, Webecca?"
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| 59 | Woody & Norm | Quotes | Quotes |
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Woody & Norm
Woody: You know, Darth Vader cannot be Luke Skywalker's father. They don't have the same last name.
Norm: That's right, Woody. I'd better call out the Imperial Guards.
Woody: Stop it, Mr. Peterson. You're scaring me.
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| 60 | Woody & Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Woody & Sam
Woody: Did you ever have a trademark, Sam?
Sam: Shut up and leave me alone.
Woody: Actually, Sam, that's more of a motto.
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