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| 1 | Bethany Byrd  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bethany Byrd
Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
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| 2 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cady Heron
Cady Heron: Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.
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| 3 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cady Heron
Cady Heron: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
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| 4 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cady Heron
Cady Heron: My stomach felt like it was going to fall out of my butt.
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| 5 | Cady Heron | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cady Heron
Cady Heron: Yeah, everyone in Africa can read Swedish.
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| 6 | Cady Heron & Damian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cady Heron & Damian
Cady Heron: Who are the Plastics?
Damian: They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.
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| 7 | Cady Heron & Regina George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cady Heron & Regina George
Cady Heron: Your house is really nice.
Regina George:I know, right?
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| 8 | Coach Carr | Quotes | Quotes |
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Coach Carr
Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.
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| 9 | Coach Carr | Quotes | Quotes |
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Coach Carr
Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
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| 10 | Damian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Damian
Damian: My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.
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| 11 | Damian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Damian
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
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| 12 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gretchen Wieners
Gretchen Wieners: Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.
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| 13 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gretchen Wieners
Gretchen Wieners: It's so fetch!
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| 14 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gretchen Wieners
Gretchen Wieners: It's so fetch.
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| 15 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gretchen Wieners
Gretchen Wieners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.
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| 16 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gretchen Wieners
Gretchen Wieners: Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
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| 17 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gretchen Wieners
Gretchen Wieners: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.
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| 18 | Gretchen Wieners | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gretchen Wieners
Gretchen Wieners: You may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.
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| 19 | Homeschooled Boy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homeschooled Boy
Homeschooled Boy: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
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| 20 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Janis Ian
Janis Ian: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
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| 21 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Janis Ian
Janis Ian: Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
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| 22 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Janis Ian
Janis Ian: Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!
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| 23 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Janis Ian
Janis Ian: There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.
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| 24 | Janis Ian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Janis Ian
Janis Ian: You're not pretending anymore, you're plastic!
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| 25 | Jason  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jason
Jason: Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
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| 26 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen Smith
Karen Smith: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
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| 27 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen Smith
Karen Smith: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
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| 28 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen Smith
Karen Smith: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
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| 29 | Karen Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen Smith
Karen Smith: So if you're from Africa, why are you white?
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| 30 | Lions | Sports | School Mascots |
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Lions
North Shore High School mascot.
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| 31 | Marauders | Sports | School Mascots |
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Marauders
Northshore High School rival football team.
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| 32 | Mr. Duvall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Duvall
Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!
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| 33 | Mrs. George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mrs. George
Mrs. George: Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?
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| 34 | Mrs. George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mrs. George
Mrs. George: I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are no rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
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| 35 | Ms. Norbury | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ms. Norbury
Ms. Norbury: Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?
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| 36 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Regina George
Regina George: Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little...
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| 37 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Regina George
Regina George: Fine. You can walk home, bitches.
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| 38 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Regina George
Regina George: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
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| 39 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Regina George
Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
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| 40 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Regina George
Regina George: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!
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| 41 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Regina George
Regina George: These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
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| 42 | Regina George | Quotes | Quotes |
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Regina George
Regina George: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
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| 43 | Untitled | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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 | | #9b4875 | #8b64c2 | #bc7883 |
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| 44 | What color do we wear on Wednesdays? | Trivia | Questions |
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What color do we wear on Wednesdays?
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