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| 1 | 1994 Animal Choice Awards   | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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1994 Animal Choice Awards
BoJack version of People's Choice Awards.
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| 2 | 1st Annual Ghoswriter Convention | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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1st Annual Ghoswriter Convention
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| 3 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes |
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Andrew J. Hentz
Andrew J. Hentz: The house is a metaphor for a home. Happiness is a metaphor for change. Happiness is a metaphor...
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| 4 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes |
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Andrew J. Hentz
Andrew J. Hentz: The past is past. That's why it's called the past.
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| 5 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes |
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Andrew J. Hentz
Andrew J. Hentz: Tomorrow is an opportunity. You can be big and proud and bang on your tom-tom drum or you can get in your boat and row. Tom or row. Tomorrow.
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| 6 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes |
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Andrew J. Hentz
Andrew J. Hentz: You got to conquer that hill. The hill is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. You are literally a metaphor.
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| 7 | Andrew J. Hentz | Quotes | Quotes |
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Andrew J. Hentz
Andrew J. Hentz: You have to believe in the AHP of TPE - The awesome healing power of total positive energy.
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| 8 | Angelica | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angelica
Angelica: Any ordinary man would be madly aroused by the body that starred in every single porn version of a John Hughes movie: Sixteen Cans, Titty in Pink, The Breakfast Chub, Homo Bone, Cum Kind of Wonderful, Penis Bueller Gets Off, Planes, Trains and Autoerotic-mobiles.
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| 9 | Angelica | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angelica
Angelica: Any ordinary man would be madly aroused by the body that starred in every single porn version of a John Hughes movie: Sixteen Cans, Titty in Pink, The Breakfast Chub, Homo Bone, Cum Kind of Wonderful, Penis Bueller Gets Off, Planes, Trains and Autoerotic-mobiles.
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| 10 | Angelica  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angelica
Angelica: Asexualize me like one of your French girls, Todd.
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| 11 | Baby Humans | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Baby Humans
Chicago Baby Humans professional baseball team.
 
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| 12 | Baby's Choice Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Baby's Choice Award
Movie awards.
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| 13 | Best Actor in a Motion Picture (or Vine) | Recognition | Awards |
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Best Actor in a Motion Picture (or Vine)
Award at the Golden Snowflake Awards.
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| 14 | Blue-Face Blastoff | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Blue-Face Blastoff
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation that Corduroy mentions: I really needed this, BoJack. This day's been really hard on me. Ever since I heard about that agent who died from that blue-face blastoff... The strokey chokey? The two-neck squeeze? You know, the one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana? That could've been me. I used to really be into that stuff. I was a hardcore gasper.
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| 15 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes |
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BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman: As a great woman once said, suck a dick, dumbshit.
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| 16 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes |
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BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman: Hey, wouldn't it be funny if tonight was the last time we ever talked to each other?
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| 17 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes |
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BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman: I felt like a Xerox of a Xerox of a person, you know?
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| 18 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes |
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BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman: I mean, that was a sweet move, yeah? I felt like I could see the matrix!
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| 19 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes |
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BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman: It's getting pretty late and I become a real asshole if I don't get a solid seven hours of bed drinking a night.
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| 20 | BoJack Horseman | Quotes | Quotes |
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BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman: That terrifying bankrobber is making some very cogent points.
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| 21 | Bunny Ver W/ Fleetfoxes | Events | Concerts |
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Bunny Ver W/ Fleetfoxes
Poster on Charlotte's daughter's bedroom wall.
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| 22 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Diane
Diane: Fill my chamber with your powerful bullets!
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| 23 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Diane
Diane: Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter! Frack me!
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| 24 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Diane
Diane: I am terrible. I am terrible. I am terrible. I am terrible. I am terrible. I am terrible...
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| 25 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Diane
Diane: I regret everything!
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| 26 | Diane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Diane
Diane: Oh, spronk me.
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| 27 | The Dipshit Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The Dipshit Awards
Todd's all dressed up for The Dipshit Awards.
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| 28 | Dr. Decapitator | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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Dr. Decapitator
Mass murderer from Todd's video game Decapathon.
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| 29 | Escape from L.A. | Themes | Dark Shadows |
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 | | #000000 | #9a5db3 | #9a5db3 |
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| 30 | The Funky Spider-Man | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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The Funky Spider-Man
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation that Corduroy mentions: You're probably wondering what this beautiful mahogany box is. It's my auto-erotic asphyxiation kit. I've decided to do the funky Spider-Man. I came up with that one myself. Because he hangs, then he shoots webbing.
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| 31 | Gasp-and-goo | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Gasp-and-goo
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation that Corduroy mentions: I really needed this, BoJack. This day's been really hard on me. Ever since I heard about that agent who died from that blue-face blastoff... The strokey chokey? The two-neck squeeze? You know, the one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana? That could've been me. I used to really be into that stuff. I was a hardcore gasper.
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| 32 | Gloves | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Gloves
Boston Gloves baseball team.
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| 33 | Golden Snowflake Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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Golden Snowflake Awards
Motion picture awards.
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| 34 | Governor Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz | Quotes | Quotes |
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Governor Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz
Governor Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz: This outlandish buffoonery is beneath the office of the governor. I can't defile the legacy of my predecessors who built the Golden Gate Bridge, irrigated the Central Valley, and played Mr. Freeze in a Batman movie.
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| 35 | Hayseeds | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Hayseeds
Pennant on the wall at the old Sugarman place - Hudson Hayseeds.
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| 36 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): I am powerless in the face of your mesmerizing sexual energy.
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| 37 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): I want to be inside you.
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| 38 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): I want to be on top of you.
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| 39 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): It is imminent! Prepare to exchange fluids.
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| 40 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): Let's get down to business.
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| 41 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): Let's put on a Lionel Richie album and finger each other's holes.
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| 42 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): My prime directive is to pleasure you.
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| 43 | Henry Fondle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): You will submit to my desires.
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| 44 | A Horse Walks into Rehab | Themes | Dark Shadows |
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| 45 | Image Choice Spirit Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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Image Choice Spirit Awards
Movie awards.
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| 46 | Indira Dadyshue | Quotes | Quotes |
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Indira Dadyshue
Indira Dadyshue (poster in office): Holding back tears is like spanking your inner child.
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| 47 | Judah | Quotes | Quotes |
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Judah
Judah: So, the Stephen King musical opened right next door to the Sondheim revival. We have clients in both, and I was worried there'd be tension. But it turns out Misery loves Company.
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| 48 | Lenny Turtletaub | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lenny Turtletaub
Lenny Turtletaub: Armageddon? More like "Arma-gettin' away from this stinky guy!"
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| 49 | Lenny Turtletaub | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lenny Turtletaub
Lenny Turtletaub: Ooh, that's not gonna fly, P.C. That guy hasn't showered since Bad Santa. Man Who Wasn't There? More like "Man Who Doesn't Wash There." Sling Blade? More like "Please Bathe!" Monster's Ball? More like "Monster Balls." Great actor, though.
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| 50 | The Leonard Maltin Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The Leonard Maltin Awards
Movie awards.
 
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| 51 | Male Animal in a Comedy Drama Or Variety... | Recognition | Awards |
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Male Animal in a Comedy Drama Or Variety Show
Award given out at the 1994 Animal Choice Awards.
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| 52 | Most Adequate Motel | Recognition | Awards |
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Most Adequate Motel
Award on the wall at Thrifty Lodge.
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| 53 | Mustangs | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Mustangs
Michigan Mustangs. Pennant on the wall at the old Sugarman place.
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| 54 | Name that Princess Carolyn and Ralph pic... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Name that Princess Carolyn and Ralph picked out for their baby before her miscarriage.
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| 55 | OCD Image Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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OCD Image Awards
Movie awards that the janitor at the Leonard Maltin Awards show after party mentions.
 
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| 56 | Officer Meow Meow | Quotes | Quotes |
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Officer Meow Meow
Officer Meow Meow: Talking back to Officer Meow Meow is a major no-no.
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| 57 | The Pacific Ocean Film Fest | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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The Pacific Ocean Film Fest
POFF. Film Festival BoJack attends in Pacific Ocean City.
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| 58 | Pattern | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 59 | Pattern | Themes | Shield, The |
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 | | #bd2608 | #5c6a38 | #607090 |
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| 60 | Philbert | Themes | 3-D |
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 | | #323539 | #545756 | #707471 |
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| 61 | Philbert | Quotes | Quotes |
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Philbert
Philbert: Now I continue to see why they call you sassy.
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| 62 | Philbert | Quotes | Quotes |
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Philbert
Philbert: Now I see why they call you sassy.
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| 63 | Pretty Good Actor | Recognition | Awards |
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Pretty Good Actor
Award at the Leonard Maltin Awards.
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| 64 | Princess Carolyn | Quotes | Quotes |
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Princess Carolyn
Princess Carolyn: I'm sure you'll make the right decision. Well, 'a' decision.
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| 65 | Princess Carolyn | Quotes | Quotes |
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Princess Carolyn
Princess Carolyn: People have short memories. It's the best and worst thing about people.
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| 66 | Purrple | Matter | Colors |
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Purrple
The book The Color Purrple is visible in Princess Carolyn's office, a parody of The Color Purple by Alice Walker.
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| 67 | Santa Fe Boat Show | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Santa Fe Boat Show
Boat show that BoJack claims he's going to so it doesn't look like he came to New Mexico just to see.
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| 68 | Secretariat [racehorse] | Sports | Racehorses |
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Secretariat [racehorse]
Famous racehorse that was disgraced for betting on his own races that BoJack wants to star as in a movie about his life.
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| 69 | Sexually Confident Virgin Tour | Events | Concerts |
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Sexually Confident Virgin Tour
Sarah Lynn's 2007 tour.
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| 70 | Sham | Sports | Racehorses |
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Sham
Racehorse on poster.
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| 71 | Strokey Chokey | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Strokey Chokey
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation that Corduroy mentions: I really needed this, BoJack. This day's been really hard on me. Ever since I heard about that agent who died from that blue-face blastoff... The strokey chokey? The two-neck squeeze? You know, the one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana? That could've been me. I used to really be into that stuff. I was a hardcore gasper.
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| 72 | Talk Dirty to Me | Themes | Billboard |
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 | | #4D8D9A | #8143D7 | #248948 |
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| 73 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd Chavez
Todd Chavez (impersonating Channing Tatum): Hey, I obviously don't know you because I am Channing Tatum, the guy from Green Lantern or whatever and you are a nobody, but you came all the way over here to warn me about something you hadn't even written yet. You ask me, movie star Channing Tatum, I'd say you're exactly the kind of journalist we need in this world.
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| 74 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd Chavez
Todd Chavez: Assistants are like Deadpool movies - I couldn't stop at one even though I probably should have. Now I have twelve.
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| 75 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd Chavez
Todd Chavez: Call me 4 out of 5 dentists, because I agree.
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| 76 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd Chavez
Todd Chavez: I do like getting my picture taken. It's proof I exist.
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| 77 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd Chavez
Todd Chavez: I was also the director of a Star Wars movie, but they fired me over creative differences.
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| 78 | Todd Chavez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd Chavez
Todd Chavez: If people find out the Better Business Bureau is behind this, you don't think you'll be getting a buzz from the business branch of the Board of Better Bureaus?
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| 79 | Trenton Trojans | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Trenton Trojans
Pennant on the wall at the old Sugarman place.
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| 80 | Two-Neck Squeeze | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Two-Neck Squeeze
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation that Corduroy mentions: I really needed this, BoJack. This day's been really hard on me. Ever since I heard about that agent who died from that blue-face blastoff... The strokey chokey? The two-neck squeeze? You know, the one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana? That could've been me. I used to really be into that stuff. I was a hardcore gasper.
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| 81 | Untitled | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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 | | #3a480a | #777777 | #73843b |
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| 82 | Untitled | Themes | Pleasantville |
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 | | #365397 | #747474 | #cdb4a4 |
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| 83 | Untitled | Themes | Wolf |
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 | | #000000 | #fdcf0e | #33e79d |
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| 84 | Uptight Dickhead Disease | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
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Uptight Dickhead Disease
Disease Sarah Lynn makes up for BoJack.
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| 85 | We Forgive You Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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We Forgive You Awards
Movie star Vance Waggoner wins a lifetime achievement "Forgivie" award.
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