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| 1 | Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue Amy Blue: Eat my fuck.

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| 2 | Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue Amy Blue: God, would you take a reality pill?

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| 3 | Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue Amy Blue: If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band.
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| 4 | Amy Blue | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue Amy Blue: I'm so pissed at you, I could rip your testicles off and staple them to your ankles.
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| 5 | Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue Amy Blue: Jordan, would you kindly pull your head out of your rectal region?
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| 6 | Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue Amy Blue: Sit and spin.

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| 7 | Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue Amy Blue: Take it out. Stroke it. Squeeze it. Harder! Look at it. Put it in. When I say okay... O... kay.

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| 8 | Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue Amy Blue: You are a demon from Hell.
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| 9 | Amy Blue & Bartholomew  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amy Blue & Bartholomew Amy Blue: What is this, Night of the Living Brain Dead? Wake up and smell the cappuccino, geek! I don't know you, I've never fucking seen you before, I don't know who the fuck this Sunshine is!
Bartholomew: You little whore, you broke my fucking heart! (Pulls out shotgun) Isn't that nice? I figure, if I can't have you, no one will.

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| 10 | Amy's last name.  | Trivia | Name Game |
| Amy's last name.

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| 11 | FBI Guy  | Quotes | Quotes |
| FBI Guy FBI Guy: This the currency we've linked to the December 17th QuickieMart robbery/homicide in Tarzana. The suspects a paramilitary brigade of three youths that appear to be on a freewheeling crime spree heading north.

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| 12 | FBI Guy  | Quotes | Quotes |
| FBI Guy FBI Guy: We've run a fingerprint check through the Mother Computer in DC and thus far have ID'd one of the suspects - Amy Blue. Age - 18. Height - five-one. Weight - 92 pounds. Eyes - hazel. Hair - brown. Cumulative SAT score - 666. Should be considered armed and dangerous. Gentlemen, I want you to find her, and, if necessary, kill her.

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| 13 | Jordan White | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jordan White Jordan White: Ever feel like reality's more twisted than dreams?
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| 14 | Jordan White & Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jordan White & Amy Blue Jordan White: This is so nice, lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer. I hope we die simultaneously, like in a fiery car wreck or nuclear blast or something.
Amy Blue: You're so romantic.
Jordan White: No, for reals. I don't ever wanna have to miss you.
Amy Blue: Ditto.

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| 15 | Jordan White & Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jordan White & Amy Blue Jordan White: You ever wonder what the meaning of our existence is?
Amy Blue: You gotta be kidding.
Jordan White: No, really. Do you ever think about it?
Amy Blue: Christ, Jordan, I was just about to come. Can we talk about this later?
Jordan White: I guess.
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| 16 | Name that Bartholomew, the Carnoburger c...  | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
| Name that Bartholomew, the Carnoburger cashier, calls Amy.
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Moonbeam |
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Sunshine |
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Starlight |

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| 17 | Name that George the Snuggly Bear calls ...  | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
| Name that George the Snuggly Bear calls Amy at the record store.

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| 18 | Name that Randy the Eternal Love Slave c...  | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
| Name that Randy the Eternal Love Slave calls Amy at the bar/pool hall.
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Pussy Willow |
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Kitten |
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Feline |

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| 19 | Randy  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Randy Randy: The bitch. I'm gonna find her, and then I'm gonna kill her.

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| 20 | Untitled  | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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| 21 | When the main characters buy something (...  | Trivia | Numbers Game |
| When the main characters buy something (Quickiemart, Carnoburger, Stop 'n' Go, AMPM), how much does it cost?


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| 22 | Xavier Red  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Xavier Red Xavier Red: I have died and gone to Hell for my sins.

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| 23 | Xavier Red  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Xavier Red Xavier Red: I'm gonna vacuum your tongue right out of your face.
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| 24 | Xavier Red  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Xavier Red Xavier Red: Okay, Miss America. You win. Beam me up, Scotty!

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| 25 | Xavier Red  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Xavier Red Xavier Red: So how long have you and Princess Leia been a happy little couple?

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| 26 | Xavier Red  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Xavier Red Xavier Red: You're giving me an erection.

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| 27 | Xavier Red & Amy Blue  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Xavier Red & Amy Blue Xavier Red: What's Jordan's like?
Amy Blue: What?
Xavier Red: Y'know, his engorged member. His tumescent love missile. His throbbing purple meat scepter.
Amy Blue: Why d'you wanna know?
Xavier Red: I don't know. I'm curious.

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| 28 | Xavier's childhood dog's name in his sex...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Xavier's childhood dog's name in his sex with animals story.
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Cream Cheese |
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Peanut Butter |
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Honey |

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