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| 1 | Back-stair Spider  | Living Things | Animals |
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Back-stair Spider
Spiders the guys in the lab are working with that Phil mentions: If you had been bitten by one of the back-stair spiders, you'd be flopping on the floor, deep in the throes of spider madness.
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| 2 | Decommissioned chemical spill technician...  | Trivia | Name Game |
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Decommissioned chemical spill technician robot's name.
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| 3 | Fire Flowers | Living Things | Flowers |
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Fire Flowers
Lem and Phil invent fire flowers when injecting bioluminescence cells from fireflies into the flowers in Linda's rooftop garden.
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| 4 | Fire Squirrel | Living Things | Animals |
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Fire Squirrel
Hybrid animal unintentionally created when Lem and Phil inject bioluminescence cells from fireflies into the flowers in Linda's rooftop garden.
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| 5 | General McMillan  | Quotes | Quotes |
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General McMillan
General McMillan: That's interesting... but coming from that mouth, everything's interesting.
 
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| 6 | Lem | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lem
Lem (admiring the beauty of super bagels): Using them for wickedness would be like beating a unicorn to death with a bag of rainbows.
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| 7 | Linda | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda
Linda: Can't we develop one product that doesn't end up being used to kill people? Even out Fat Free Cinnamon Roll led to that new Sticky Bomb.
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| 8 | Linda | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda
Linda: I will tear off your head and tinkle in your skull! I'm just kidding.
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| 9 | Linda | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda
Linda: This is the Frosty Scoop all over again, and you're Derek Spooner, the night manager, you mullet-wearing moonwalking bastard!
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| 10 | Linda & Ted | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda & Ted
Linda: I can't believe the company's treating you like this. Doesn't it make you want to scream, or put your fist through a wall, or rub your junk on the CEO's chair?
Ted: Yes, yes, and I only use my junk for good, not evil. With great junk comes great responsibility.
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| 11 | Linda's fish's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Linda's fish's name.
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| 12 | Mad Scientists | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Mad Scientists
Lem: Ted, we are not mad scientists, regardless of what our bowling shirts might say.
Ted: Guys, when I ask you to do something, I expect you to do it.
Phil: Apparently, we're standing our ground.
Ted: Fine. Then I'm going to get you bowling shirts that say "Boss Disappointing Protocol Loving Un-legendary Scientists".
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| 13 | Octochicken | Living Things | Animals |
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Octochicken
Chicken spider hybrid creature created by Veridian Dynamics.
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| 14 | Phil | Quotes | Quotes |
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Phil
Phil: I wish there was a third gender. Something with boobs that's incapable of judgment.
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| 15 | Relaxxxacon | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Relaxxxacon
Relaxation technology convention. The world's largest gathering of relaxation technology. 72 hours of nonstop, in-your-face, cutting-edge relaxation. The extra "x" is for more "z's".
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| 16 | Rhodesian Wet Moss | Living Things | Plants |
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Rhodesian Wet Moss
Joke Phil makes about Lem's mother Stella Clifton: She's so inconsiderate. She's like Rhodesian Wet Moss. That stuff doesn't give a damn who it hurts.
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| 17 | Sheila & Linda | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sheila & Linda
Sheila: Linda, why are you sitting over here? All of us cat people have our own table.
Linda: I don't know, I thought I'd mix it up a little, see what the other groups are up to, check out the final frontier. So, I heard Pluto's not a planet anymore. How do we feel about that, fellas?
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| 18 | Snooze-a-palooza | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Snooze-a-palooza
Relaxation technology convention that Ted mentions: Veronica, we need to get back to a normal work schedule, even if that means we don't make the Relaxxxacon deadline. We can introduce our sleep system next month make at the Snooze-a-palooza or in July at the Texas Pillow and Gun Show.
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| 19 | Spider Madness | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Spider Madness
Scary condition that Phil mentions: If you had been bitten by one of the back-stair spiders, you'd be flopping on the floor, deep in the throes of spider madness.
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| 20 | Syphilitic Conquistadors | Sports | School Mascots |
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Syphilitic Conquistadors
After ten years, Phil finally admits that he lied about attending M.I.T. He actually attended the University of Aruba, home of the Syphilitic Conquistadors. Where knowledge is king and clothing is optional.
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| 21 | Ted | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted
Ted: Veronica, be gentle, remember? Less Hulk, more Bruce Banner.
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| 22 | Ted & Danielle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted & Danielle
Ted: I love you... tah.
Danielle: You love Utah?
Ted: Very much.
Danielle: Why would you say you love Utah at this particular moment?
Ted: It's... it's just, uh, Utah, it's a very spiritual place for me. I go there in my head sometimes during special moments...
Sex, birth of my child. I've even yelled it at ball games.
 
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| 23 | Ted & Translator Device | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted & Translator Device
Ted: Greta, wait, can we talk?
Translator Device (in Klingon): Greta, wait, can we talk?
Ted: Damn it, I told them not to put Klingon on this thing.
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| 24 | Ted & Veronica | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted & Veronica
Ted: We work well together. Like Batman and...
Veronica: I'm Batman.
Ted: It was my idea...
Veronica: I'm Batman. And Robin.
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| 25 | Ted's middle name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Ted's middle name.
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Houlihan |
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Loretta |
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Margaret |
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| 26 | Texas Pillow and Gun Show | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Texas Pillow and Gun Show
Relaxation technology convention that Ted mentions: Veronica, we need to get back to a normal work schedule, even if that means we don't make the Relaxxxacon deadline. We can introduce our sleep system next month make at the Snooze-a-palooza or in July at the Texas Pillow and Gun Show.
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| 27 | Trailblazer of the Year Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Trailblazer of the Year Award
Award given to Phil to honor him and convince him not to sue Veridian Dynamics for freezing him.
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| 28 | Unicorn | Living Things | Animals |
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Unicorn
Mentioned in multiple episodes.
 
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| 29 | Untitled | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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| 30 | Veronica | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica
Veronica: Has waving your hands ever sold me on anything? Remember Corpse eating battlefield robot?
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| 31 | Veronica | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica
Veronica: Linda, listen to yourself. Those are just facts, and facts are just opinions, and opinions can be wrong. The only thing that is never wrong is confidence.
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| 32 | Veronica | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica
Veronica: You can do this. I know you can. Now get in there and run that meeting like a shark driving an assault vehicle through a herd of seals wearing chum-pants.
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| 33 | Veronica & Linda | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica & Linda
Veronica: Linda, you mentioned you have access to a dwarf - we dress him as a kid.
Linda: First of all, he's 74 years old. And at the risk of you not respecting me, I'm gonna have to say, I'm done. I mean, I'm starting to feel like a Bond villain.
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| 34 | Veronica & Ted | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica & Ted
Veronica: Ted, if there's a morale problem, the company recommends you take the hardest-working employee and fire them. That'll scare the rest of the peasants back into the fields.
Ted: What if instead of scaring people, we single out the hardest working employee and reward them with something fun? Less Stephen king, more Stephen... the clown. I couldn'think of a fun Stephen.
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| 35 | Ya-ha | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Ya-ha
Linda: I walked into the supply closet and he was in there with Ashley from Accounting, and they were not looking for supplies. Unless she uses her ya-ha to store office supplies, and he uses his yang-doodle to look for things. That's what my mom calls it.
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| 36 | Yang-doodle | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Yang-doodle
Linda: I walked into the supply closet and he was in there with Ashley from Accounting, and they were not looking for supplies. Unless she uses her ya-ha to store office supplies, and he uses his yang-doodle to look for things. That's what my mom calls it.
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