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Total Record Results: 11 - Medium: COMIC STRIPS / Group: OTHER |
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| # | | 1 | Chicken Fortune Teller  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Chicken Fortune Teller
Chicken Fortune Teller: Whoa! Another bad one! I see your severed head lying quietly in the red stained dirt, a surprised expression still frozen in your lifeless eyes. Next.
| | 2 | Dog in Heaven | Quotes | Quotes | |
Dog in Heaven
Dog in Heaven: For twelve years I was a car-chaser. Pontiacs, Fords, Chryslers - I took them all on. And yesterday my stupid owner backs over me in the driveway.
| | 3 | Lobster | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lobster
Lobster (to cook): Three wishes? Did I say three wishes? Shoot! I'll grant your four wishes!
| | 4 | Old Woman | Quotes | Quotes | |
Old Woman
Old Woman (trapped in bird cage to bird flying away): You'll never get away with this!
| | 5 | Pilot | Quotes | Quotes | |
Pilot
Pilot: Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?
| | 6 | Scientist | Quotes | Quotes | |
Scientist
Scientist: There goes Williams again, trying to win support for his Little Bang Theory.
| | 7 | Secretary | Quotes | Quotes | |
Secretary
Secretary: It's a fax from your dog, Mr. Dansworth. It looks like your cat.
| | 8 | Spamalope | Living Things | Animals | |
Spamalope
Spam + Antelope.
| | 9 | Spider  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Spider
Spider (suicide note): Goodbye world.
| | 10 | Untitled | Themes | Gray Eagle | |
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| | 11 | Viking | Quotes | Quotes | |
Viking
Viking supervisor: Okay, before you go, let me read this one more time: Burn the houses, eliminate the townsfolk, destroy the crops, plunder their gold! You knuckleheads think you can handle that?
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