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| 1 | Almond  | Matter | Colors |
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Almond
Color Frasier mentions when he's telling Niles about his new carpet. Frasier: "I'm going up a shade... to Harvest Wheat." Niles: "I thought the next shade up was Buff." Frasier: "It used to be, but they've discovered a whole new color in between." Niles: "So now it's Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, Harvest Wheat and Buff."
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| 2 | Beavers  | Sports | School Mascots |
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Beavers
Riverside High School mascot.
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| 3 | Best Performance by a Guest on an Inform... | Recognition | Awards |
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Best Performance by a Guest on an Information Show
Niles is nominated for the "Best Performance By a Guest on an Information Show" SeaBee award for the spot he did on KJSB when he discussed the psychological effects of long-term inclement weather.
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| 4 | Broadcaster of the Year | Recognition | Awards |
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Broadcaster of the Year
Award. Frasier: "Oh, my brother, the publicist. Before long, he'll be telling you about my two SeaBeas and my Broadcaster of the Year award."
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| 5 | Buff | Matter | Colors |
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Buff
Color Frasier mentions when he's telling Niles about his new carpet. Frasier: "I'm going up a shade... to Harvest Wheat." Niles: "I thought the next shade up was Buff." Frasier: "It used to be, but they've discovered a whole new color in between." Niles: "So now it's Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, Harvest Wheat and Buff."
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| 6 | The Butcher Knife Killer | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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The Butcher Knife Killer
Serial Killer from Frasier's new lawyer girlfriend's trial.
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| 7 | The Chestertons | Recognition | Awards |
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The Chestertons
Award ceremony that Gil mentions. Gil: "Oh, thank God I'm nominated! Now I won't have to attend The Chestertons... It's an elaborate awards show my wife and the dogs put on when I'm overlooked by the SeaBeas."
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| 8 | The Christian Women's Society | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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The Christian Women's Society
Church group Niles mentions during his story about checking out a nude beach in Seattle. Niles: "Well, I left my clothing and my cares in the car, walked down to the beach and settled in for my first exercise, "Grasping the Bird's Tail. Just at that moment, the sun peeked over the mountaintops illuminating not only my splendid nakedness, but the bus for the Christian Women's Society."
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| 9 | Crane Brulee | Recipes | Recipes-Dessert |
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Crane Brulee
Frasier's specialty dessert.
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| 10 | Daphne | Quotes | Quotes |
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Daphne
Daphne: Morning, Dr. Crane. I made you a special breakfast... After all, Blazer Day comes but once a year!
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| 11 | Daphne & Niles  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Daphne & Niles
Daphne: You're so lucky to be musical. I'd give my right hand to be able to play the way you do.
Niles: Sounds a bit like O. Henry meets Stephen King, but still - if you're serious, I'd be willing to give you lessons.
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| 12 | Doo-wop-alooza | Events | Concerts |
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Doo-wop-alooza
Martin scores tickets to a music festival featuring all the greats of doo-wop: The Coasters, The Platters, and that guy from The Teenagers is back from his hip replacement.
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| 13 | Eggs in a Nest | Recipes | Recipes-Breakfast |
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Eggs in a Nest
Crane family specialty: Fried eggs swimming in fat served in a delightfully hollowed out piece of white bread. Frasier: "I can almost hear my left ventricle slamming shut as I speak."
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| 14 | Endangered Condor Pate | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Endangered Condor Pate
Joke Frasier makes to cheer Charlotte up after her fight with her boyfriend in the woods.
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| 15 | Family Fun-N-Gun Expo | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Family Fun-N-Gun Expo
Gun Fair the gang attends when Niles makes some new friends after going to the gun range with Martin.
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| 16 | Frasier & Niles | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier & Niles
Frasier: Where is it written that we have to have Christmas at either of our homes?
Niles: The Thanksgiving Accord of 2002.
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| 17 | Frasier Crane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier Crane
Frasier Crane (Translating for Roz to French): Roz thinks you're a really nice guy.
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| 18 | Frasier Crane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier Crane
Frasier Crane: Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
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| 19 | Frasier Crane & Bob | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier Crane & Bob
Frasier: Say, what are you reading?
Bob: It's my bible. The Big Book of Barbecue by Jeff Filgo. He's a Texan. Of course all Texans think they invented barbecue. Arrogant bastards! You like barbecue?
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| 20 | Frasier Crane & Niles Crane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frasier Crane & Niles Crane
Frasier Crane: "April 14th. The day I've dreaded for weeks: Frasier died this morning. I never would have guessed that my heart could ache so over the death of my beloved lab rat. My only consolation is the knowledge that I will soon give birth to my first child."
Niles Crane: Frasier... do you know what this means?
Frasier Crane: Our mother named us after rodents.
Niles Crane: No. It means I have ended my marriage to the woman I love based on the case history of a spineless rat! Oh My God!
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| 21 | Frasier's Signature Pomegranate Honey Sa... | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Frasier's Signature Pomegranate Honey Sauce
Sauce that Frasier makes.
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| 22 | Gifted Infants Toy Expo | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Gifted Infants Toy Expo
Event Niles attended when Daphne is pregnant. "This better be a real emergency, Frasier. You pulled me away from the Gifted Infants Toy Expo." Frasier: "Yes, yes, you missed out on buying a Tickle Me Tolstoy doll."
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| 23 | Golden Apron Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Golden Apron Award
Niles: "Normally, the finalists compete by giving lectures. I'd written mine, a waggish look at food fads of yesteryear entitled Fondue: What Were We Thinking?"
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| 24 | Grammy Moon's Sheep's Head Stew | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Grammy Moon's Sheep's Head Stew
Daphne's grandmother's recipe.
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| 25 | Grammy Moon's Sugar Biscuits | Recipes | Recipes-Dessert |
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Grammy Moon's Sugar Biscuits
Daphne's grandmother's dessert recipe.
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| 26 | Harold Hirschauer Man of the Year Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Harold Hirschauer Man of the Year Award
Each year, at the SeaBee Awards, one radio personality receives the Harold Hirschauer Man of the Year Award.
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| 27 | Harvest Wheat | Matter | Colors |
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Harvest Wheat
Color Frasier mentions when he's telling Niles about his new carpet. Frasier: "I'm going up a shade... to Harvest Wheat." Niles: "I thought the next shade up was Buff." Frasier: "It used to be, but they've discovered a whole new color in between." Niles: "So now it's Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, Harvest Wheat and Buff."
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| 28 | Hazelicious | Matter | Colors |
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Hazelicious
Kenny's wife Mrs. Daly to Janice: "Yeah. And for your information, Kenny's eyes are brown, not hazelicious!"
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| 29 | The High Priests of Asmodeus the Destroy... | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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The High Priests of Asmodeus the Destroyer
A cult that Noel mentions when the KPXY team shows up for their weigh-in on the Coffee With Kelly morning talk show. Roz: "Oh, those robes! It makes them look like they're in some kind of cult." Noel: "Like the high priests of Asmodeus the Destroyer. Asmodeus - demon of lusts, eater of worlds... Does nobody read my e-mails?"
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| 30 | Joe's Dream | Sports | Racehorses |
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Joe's Dream
Racehorse Martin bets on.
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| 31 | Mahler-palooza | Events | Concerts |
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Mahler-palooza
Joke Frasier makes when Martin asks him to get him tickets to the Doo-wop-alooza music festival. Frasier: "Well, I'm afraid I'm not very well-connected in the doo-wop world, Dad. Uh, if there's ever a Mahler-palooza, I'm your man."
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| 32 | Mariett Fassbinder Award for Distinguish... | Recognition | Awards |
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Mariett Fassbinder Award for Distinguished Contribution to the Literature of Psychiatry
Award Niles wins for his article "Me Me Me Me Me", a gripping case history of a narcissistic opera singer.
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| 33 | The Miss Teenage Seattle Pageant | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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The Miss Teenage Seattle Pageant
Beauty pageant that requests a personal appearance from Frasier to be a judge.
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| 34 | Mongolian Music Festival | Events | Concerts |
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Mongolian Music Festival
Daphne surprises Niles with tickets to "Four solid hours of throat singing."
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| 35 | Most Likely to Be | Recognition | Awards |
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Most Likely to Be
Award Frasier received from his Existentialist Club in prep school.
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| 36 | The National Conference on Self-psycholo... | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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The National Conference on Self-psychology
Lilith initially tells Frasier she's in Seattle for a conference before admitting that her husband left her for another man.
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| 37 | Niles | Quotes | Quotes |
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Niles
Niles: Normally, the finalists compete by giving lectures. I'd written mine, a waggish look at food fads of yesteryear entitled Fondue: What Were We Thinking?
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| 38 | Niles Crane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Niles Crane
Niles Crane: Luck is the residue of desire.
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| 39 | Niles Crane & Frasier Crane | Quotes | Quotes |
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Niles Crane & Frasier Crane
Date of entry in Frasier and Niles' mother's old journal.
Niles Crane: "April 3rd. Niles remains as docile as ever. He constantly allows himself to be cowed and dominated, especially by females."
Frasier Crane: Well, you shouldn't let that upset you. You've broken that pattern. You could have knocked that under and gone groveling back to Maris but you didn't. You know Niles, I don't think I've ever been more proud of you.
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| 40 | Oatmeal | Matter | Colors |
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Oatmeal
Color Frasier mentions when he's telling Niles about his new carpet. Frasier: "I'm going up a shade... to Harvest Wheat." Niles: "I thought the next shade up was Buff." Frasier: "It used to be, but they've discovered a whole new color in between." Niles: "So now it's Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, Harvest Wheat and Buff."
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| 41 | Otis Klandenning Man of the Year Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Otis Klandenning Man of the Year Award
Award Frasier won.
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| 42 | Outstanding Achievement for Informationa... | Recognition | Awards |
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Outstanding Achievement for Informational Programming in Radio
Frasier and Roy are nominated for a Seabee award.
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| 43 | Piccadilly Beef | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Piccadilly Beef
Daphne's recipe. Frasier: "So you'll be serving those sad brown chunks that make their way from plate to napkin, bypassing mouth completely." Niles: "It's called Piccadilly Beef, and I talked her out of it, thank God."
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| 44 | Plum Duff | Recipes | Recipes-Dessert |
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Plum Duff
Daphne's grandmother's recipe. Daphne: "I'm bringing Grammy Moon's famous plum duff. It's a still flour pudding boiled in a cloth bag... You see, Grammy Moon had a secret ingredient. She'd soak it for hours in rum, then ignite it in a blinding flash. As soon as she came out of the kitchen with no eyebrows, we knew dessert was ready. You know, to this day the smell of burning hair puts me in the holiday spirit."
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| 45 | Putty | Matter | Colors |
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Putty
Color Frasier mentions when he's telling Niles about his new carpet. Frasier: "I'm going up a shade... to Harvest Wheat." Niles: "I thought the next shade up was Buff." Frasier: "It used to be, but they've discovered a whole new color in between." Niles: "So now it's Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, Harvest Wheat and Buff."
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| 46 | Radio Therapist of the Year Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Radio Therapist of the Year Award
Award that the guys from the new morning show Carlos and the Chicken tell Frasier he when they prank call him.
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| 47 | Scrambled Egg Tacos and Spam Patties | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Scrambled Egg Tacos and Spam Patties
Sherry's breakfast specialty.
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| 48 | The Seabee Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The Seabee Awards
Broadcast awards, biggest award in Seattle radio.
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| 49 | The Sherry Ex-Husband Convention | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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The Sherry Ex-Husband Convention
Joke Niles makes after finding out that Sherry has been married six times.
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| 50 | Smorgaphobia | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Smorgaphobia
Niles: "Well, I was desperate for a date, and I, I knew Maris would be lonely this time of year. It's cruise season, she never partakes. She has an absolute terror of buffets." Frasier: "Oh, yes. Legendary smorgaphobia."
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| 51 | Tacoma-Fest | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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Tacoma-Fest
Festival Frasier makes up to get Martin out of a date with Roz's mother.
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| 52 | Tofu | Matter | Colors |
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Tofu
Color Frasier mentions when he's telling Niles about his new carpet. Frasier: "I'm going up a shade... to Harvest Wheat." Niles: "I thought the next shade up was Buff." Frasier: "It used to be, but they've discovered a whole new color in between." Niles: "So now it's Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, Harvest Wheat and Buff."
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| 53 | Truth Bringers | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Truth Bringers
Tricia: "I'm one of the Truth bringers. I was ordained by Brother Carmichael himself, the evangelist? I go door to door, spreading his word. Listen, do you mind my asking something? Have you heard the Truth?" Frasier: "Something tells me I'm about to."
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| 54 | Twitchell | Quotes | Quotes |
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Twitchell
Twitchell: I'd like to propose a toast to Cliff Clavin. We were often adversaries, but he was a postman and I'll say this about him: he never developed a stoop. Mostly because he threw the big catalogs into the river. And even though he didn't strictly abide by the rules, especially 367 B Section 17.
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| 56 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 57 | Untitled | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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