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| 1 | Alien | Quotes | Quotes |
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Alien
Alien: Arthur Dent? You're a jerk, a complete asshole.
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| 2 | Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Ill... | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Illusions Institute Awards Ceremony
Awards ceremony featuring the award for the Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word Belgium In A Serious Screenplay.
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| 3 | Arcturan Megaleach | Living Things | Animals |
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Arcturan Megaleach
Space creature. Narrator: "The old man felt that he should not have mentioned the party until he absolutely had to. But there it was, the fact was out, and Ford Prefect had attached himself to it the way an Arcturan Megaleach attaches itself to its victim before biting his head off and making off with his spaceship."
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| 4 | Arcturan Megavoidwhale | Living Things | Animals |
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Arcturan Megavoidwhale
Narrator: "The Starship Titanic was a monstrously pretty sight as it lay beached like a silver Arcturan Megavoidwhale amongst the laser- lit tracery of its construction gantries, a brilliant cloud of pins and needles of light against the deep interstellar blackness, but when launched, it did not even manage to complete its very first radio message - an SOS - before undergoing a sudden and gratuitous total existence failure."
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| 5 | Arthur | Quotes | Quotes |
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Arthur
Arthur: The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. They weren't like this. Except perhaps some of the ones I've had with elms which sometimes get a bit bogged down.
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| 6 | Brockian Ultra-Cricket | Sports | Sports |
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Brockian Ultra-Cricket
A peculiar game. "A full set of rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together in a single volume, they underwent gravitational collapse and became a Black Hole."
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| 7 | Burnt Hombre | Matter | Colors |
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Burnt Hombre
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
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| 8 | Ford | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ford
Ford: My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
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| 9 | Ford | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ford
Ford: Yes, I've understood it all perfectly well. That's why I want to have as many drinks and dance with as many girls as possible while there are still any left. If everything you've shown us is true, then we don't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova.
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| 10 | Gan Green | Matter | Colors |
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Gan Green
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
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| 11 | Infra Dead | Matter | Colors |
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Infra Dead
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
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| 12 | Judiciary Pag | Quotes | Quotes |
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Judiciary Pag
Judiciary Pag: So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share a Galaxy with them, not if they're just gonna keep at it, not if they're not gonna learn to relax a little. I mean it's just gonna be continual nervous time, isn't it, right? Pow, pow, pow, when are they next coming at us? Peaceful coexistence is just right out, right? Get me some water somebody, thank you.
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| 13 | Judiciary Pag | Quotes | Quotes |
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Judiciary Pag
Judiciary Pag: The people of Krikkit, are, well, you know, they're just a bunch of real sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to kill everybody. Hell, I feel the same way some mornings. Shit. OK, so you wouldn't necessarily want to share a Galaxy with these guys.
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| 14 | Liver Purple | Matter | Colors |
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Liver Purple
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
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| 15 | Loathsome Lilac | Matter | Colors |
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Loathsome Lilac
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
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| 16 | Malformed Public-duty Gland | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Malformed Public-duty Gland
Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe.
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| 17 | Marvin | Quotes | Quotes |
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Marvin
Marvin: But my life is but a box of wormgears.
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| 18 | Marvin | Quotes | Quotes |
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Marvin
Marvin: I hate and despise you all.
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| 19 | Matter Yellow | Matter | Colors |
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Matter Yellow
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
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| 20 | The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word Belg... | Recognition | Awards |
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The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word Belgium in a Serious Screenplay.
Award given out at the Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Illusions Institute Awards Ceremony.
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| 21 | Narrator | Quotes | Quotes |
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Narrator
Narrator: In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.
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| 22 | Narrator | Quotes | Quotes |
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Narrator
Narrator: Two grillion guys zilched out when Krikket attacked the galaxy.
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| 23 | Natural Deficiency in Moral Fibre | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Natural Deficiency in Moral Fibre
Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe.
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| 24 | Syneca Snowhounds | Living Things | Animals |
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Syneca Snowhounds
Creature on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."
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| 25 | Tall Grey-Green Figure | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tall Grey-Green Figure
Tall Grey-Green Figure: Arthur Philip Dent? You're a no-good dumbo nothing. I thought you should know that before you went.
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| 26 | Ultra Violent | Matter | Colors |
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Ultra Violent
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."
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| 28 | Zaphod Beeblebrox | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to overtax your imagination, robot.
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