TV Series 1990. Created by Chris Elliott, Adam Resnick and David Mirkin. Starring Chris Elliott, Sam Robards, Robin Riker, Elinor Donahue, Bob Elliott, Taylor Fry, Brady Bluhm and Brian Doyle-Murray.
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1Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: A thousand apologies to all concerned, but especially to you, dear Sharon, for raising your hopes so high, only to dash them on the rocky shores of Cracker Box Palace.

2Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: A thousand apologies to all concerned, but especially to you, dear Sharon, for raising your hopes so high, only to dash them on the rocky shores of Cracker Box Palace.

3Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: And Mama, you know, I never did taste your - your meat kraut hash sauerbraten pies, but, uh, you know, I don't really like those heavy Italian sauces, and actually, they don't like me either.



4Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Come on, Larry, we want to go before it gets dark, 'cause these woods are full of Sand People.



5Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Eat that cheese, lady! Pluck that banjo! Yes, you have very nice looking shoes, Miss.



6Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Goodbye, Chris Jr., I sure hope you're not fat.



7Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Hey, what are we doing standing around gabbing? Star Trek The Next Generation is on in about five minutes.



8Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: I guess from now on, it's just going to be one day at a time.



9Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: I have no plans whatsoever. Today is going to be that true rarity in my life - ordinary and intensely boring, a nothing special day.



10Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: I must be going mad. Really, quite mad. Is this what it's like to be around me? I finally understand my childhood nickname - Run, It's Him.



11Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Life is just too damn short.



12Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Miss Preston, my name is Chris Peterson, and I am your soul mate.



13Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Musn't upset Miss Sharon... no, no, speak when spoken to, speak when spoken to!



14Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Oh no - this is worse than the way it used to end up. Gus was right about the Twilight Zone!

15Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Oh, life is fair, life is good! Life is wonderful! I'm cured1 Everybody, I'm cured!



16Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: This is like an episode of the Twilight Zone and Mama's Family all rolled into one.

17Chris QuotesQuotes

Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, wrong bottle.



18Chris & Sharon QuotesQuotes

Chris & Sharon
Chris: Sharon, I honestly think we learned a valuable lesson here tonight - that, no matter how you and I act, deep down, we honestly care about each other's welfare. And I think that maybe we even love each other.
Sharon: Chris, that is just so sweet. It's too bad you have to die.



19Chris' birth name (he believes incorrect... TriviaName Game

Chris' birth name (he believes incorrectly) before the Petersons purchased him from an Amish family.
Biff
Emmett
Marty




20Chris' competition's name at the Handsom... TriviaName Game-Animals

Chris' competition's name at the Handsome Boy Modeling School.
Sapphire
Diamond
Ruby




21Chris' name for his mail order Neptune 2... TriviaName Game

Chris' name for his mail order Neptune 2000 submarine.
Bruce
Tony
Steve




22Chris' ventriloquist dummy's name. TriviaName Game

Chris' ventriloquist dummy's name.
Professor Begonia
Mr. Poppy
Dr. Rose




23Chris's professional male model name. TriviaName Game

Chris's professional male model name.
Flash
Glitter
Sparkles




24Dick QuotesQuotes

Dick
Dick: Good night, Irene! Do me a little favor, huh? When you meet the devil, give him a little peck on the cheek for me!



25Fish's name that Chris pulls out of his ... TriviaName Game-Animals

Fish's name that Chris pulls out of his pocket during his first date as an escort.
Danny
Tony
Jack




26Fred Peterson QuotesQuotes

Fred Peterson
Fred Peterson: Out of my way, boy, it's clobbering time.

27German Chocolate Divinity Squares RecipesRecipes-misc

German Chocolate Divinity Squares
Sharon's annual snack she makes for her neighbors.

28Gus QuotesQuotes

Gus
Gus: Back in time? No! I saw this Twilight Zone once. This guy goes back in time to keep his young son from getting killed in a car accident. Well, when he returns to the present, the kid had become the evil fascist ruler of the world, enslaving millions, and the dad felt lousy. Get my point? ...I'm tellin' ya, you mess with the past, you get screwed over.

29House kitty's name that Chris mentions. TriviaName Game-Animals

House kitty's name that Chris mentions.
Snowball
Snuffles
Morty


30Jackalope Living ThingsAnimals

Jackalope
Chris describes himself as a millionaire stuntman, half-Jackalope.

31Kevin QuotesQuotes

Kevin
Kevin: You gotta let him know how you feel, pal. So, hey, may the Force be with you - police force that is, huh!



32Kid QuotesQuotes

Kid
Kid: It's cooler than the Batmobile!



33Larry QuotesQuotes

Larry
Larry: Where's Chris? Under the floorboards? Well, I figured I'd come home and the place would look like the end of Taxi Driver.

34Larry & Chris QuotesQuotes

Larry & Chris
Larry: Face it, Chris, we're never gonna find your dad. It almost seems as though his trail has been deliberately covered up.
Chris: Do you think the Sand People got him?
Larry: There aren't any Sand People, you cement head.



35Meat Kraut Hash Sauerbraten Pie RecipesRecipes-misc

Meat Kraut Hash Sauerbraten Pie
Pie that Chris mentions to his new Amish mother: And Mama, you know, I never did taste your - your meat kraut hash sauerbraten pies, but, uh, you know, I don't really like those heavy Italian sauces, and actually, they don't like me either.



36Newsboy Father and Son Gladiator Battle EventsSporting Events

Newsboy Father and Son Gladiator Battle
Chris convinces his father to compete in the father-son competition at the annual newspaper boy picnic. The Star Trek fight music plays during several competitions.



37Sharon QuotesQuotes

Sharon
Sharon: I just bought these shoes. Prepare to die, slut.



38Sharon & Chris QuotesQuotes

Sharon & Chris
Sharon: Suddenly I don't find you all that unattractive. I mean, with out faces this close together and everything, you could be almost anyone.
Chris: Well, well go on, go on and say it then, you want me, you crave my body, you crave it like a pearl diver craves fluffernutter.
Sharon: I do, I do, I know it's probably the hypothermic delirium, but God help me, I actually want you. Well, then, let's go out with a bang and not a whimper, or if we do it right, both!



39Untitled ThemesShield, The


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