Film 1975. Written by Monty Python. Directed by Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones. Starring Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
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1The Black KnightQuotesQuotes

The Black Knight
The Black Knight: Chicken! Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

2The Black Knight QuotesQuotes

The Black Knight
The Black Knight: It's just a scratch. I've had worse.



3The Black Knight QuotesQuotes

The Black Knight
The Black Knight: I'll bite your legs off!!



4The Black Knight QuotesQuotes

The Black Knight
The Black Knight: You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you!!



5Bridge of Death: What is Sir Galahad's f... TriviaQuestions

Bridge of Death: What is Sir Galahad's favorite color?
Yellow
Blue
Green




6Bridge of Death: What is Sir Lancelot's ... TriviaQuestions

Bridge of Death: What is Sir Lancelot's favorite color?
Green
Red
Blue




7Bridgekeeper QuotesQuotes

Bridgekeeper
Bridgekeeper: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.



8Bridgekeeper QuotesQuotes

Bridgekeeper
Bridgekeeper: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?



9Cleric QuotesQuotes

Cleric
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."



10Dennis QuotesQuotes

Dennis
Dennis: Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!



11DennisQuotesQuotes

Dennis
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

12Dennis QuotesQuotes

Dennis
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!



13Dennis QuotesQuotes

Dennis
Dennis: Oh, king, eh, very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress...



14Dennis QuotesQuotes

Dennis
Dennis: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.



15French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: Ah, this one is for your mother!!



16French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: And now, remain gone illegitimate-faced buggerfolk! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kniggets!



17French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!



18French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: I wave my private parts at your aunties!!!



19French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.



20French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: You cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters!



21French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King,' you and all your silly English Knights.



22French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms!



23French Soldier QuotesQuotes

French Soldier
French Soldier: 'Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know!



24King Arthur QuotesQuotes

King Arthur
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!



25King Arthur QuotesQuotes

King Arthur
King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons.



26King Arthur QuotesQuotes

King Arthur
King Arthur: I order you to be quiet!



27King ArthurQuotesQuotes

King Arthur
King Arthur: Jesus Christ!

28King ArthurQuotesQuotes

King Arthur
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!

29King of Swamp CastleQuotesQuotes

King of Swamp Castle
King of Swamp Castle: This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

30Knights Who Say Ni! QuotesQuotes

Knights Who Say Ni!
Knights who say Ni!: Ni!



31The Legendary Back Beast of Aaargh Living ThingsAnimals

The Legendary Back Beast of Aaargh
Dangerous animated beast, killed when the animator has a heart attack.



32NarratorQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels and there was much rejoicing.

33Peasant QuotesQuotes

Peasant
Peasant: I feel happy! I feel happy!

34Sun ThemesWolf


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35Witch QuotesQuotes

Witch
Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!



36Zoot QuotesQuotes

Zoot
Zoot: And after the spanking, the oral sex!

37Zoot QuotesQuotes

Zoot
Zoot: We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes all between 16 and 19 and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oh, it is a lonely life. Bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are not used to handsome knights.



38Zoot QuotesQuotes

Zoot
Zoot: Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!



39Zoot QuotesQuotes

Zoot
Zoot: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then, spank me!

40Zoot's identical twin sister's name at C... TriviaName Game

Zoot's identical twin sister's name at Castle Anthrax.
Dingo
Bingo
Ringo





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