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| 1 | Andy | AMONGST FRIENDS 1993 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | AMONGST FRIENDS
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Andy: I'll take my chances. |
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| 2 | Andy  | ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE 2002 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
Andy
Andy: Is it me, or is it getting dizzy in here? |
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| 3 | Andy  | ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE 2002 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
Andy
Andy: Take a hike, Skeletor. |
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| 4 | Andy | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PARKS AND RECREATION
Andy
Andy: I have been writing a lot of songs about shining shoes lately. I tend to write about what I'm doing... (singing) Talking about writing about what I'm doing, now I'm singing about talking about writing about what I'm doing. |
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| 5 | Andy | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
Andy
Andy: Close only counts in horse grenades... It's a saying. Because if you're playing horseshoes, and then you throw a grenade at a horse, it doesn't have to be that close, and you can still blow the horse's legs off. It's from the movie Seabiscuit. |
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| 6 | Andy | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
Andy
Andy: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired. Also, I can't sleep, I'm overeating, none of my old hobbies interest me. |
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| 7 | Andy | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
Andy
Andy: That's my spaghetti, Chewbacca. |
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| 8 | Andy  | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
Andy
Andy: It's gonna be like a giant Woodstock, except for instead of everybody rolling around in mud, they'll be rolling around in happiness. Or maybe mud, I don't know, I can't control the weather. |
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| 9 | Andy | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
Andy
Andy: Your secret is safe with me. To even it out, I'm gonna tell you all of my secrets. once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn't actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don't know who Al Gore is. And at this point I'm too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw beer at a swan, and then it attacked my niece Rebecca. |
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| 10 | Andy | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
Andy
Andy: The band has had a few different names over the years. We started, we were Teddy Bear Suicide, but then we changed it to Mouse Rat. Then we were God Hates Figs, Two Doors Down, Department of Homeland Obscurity, Flames for Flames, Muscle Confusion, Nothing Rhymes with Orange, then Everything Rhymes with Orange, Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon, Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum, Penis Pendulum, Hand Rail Suicide, Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Three Skin Jet Black Pope, we went back to Mouse Rat, and now we are Scarecrow Boat. God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow Boat out loud, I kind of hate it. |
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| 11 | Andy | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
Andy
Andy: She's going to be gone for the next 24 hours so I made this list and basically this place is gonna be like a sparkling palace when she returns. I took a bunch of painkillers. They're about to kick in so I'm ready to go. |
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| 12 | Andy | THE OUTSIDER 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE OUTSIDER
Andy
Andy: You are one bullshit-talking, Twilight Zone-assed ballbuster, aren't you? |
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