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| 1 | Bart Simpson  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson (on chalkboard): The truth is not out there. |
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| 2 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Don't worry, Dad. As three-time soap box derby champion Ronnie Beck says, Gravity is my copilot. |
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| 3 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Can I slog off school tomorrow? Got a pain in me gulliver. |
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| 4 | Bart Simpson   | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Stupid party. Wish we was trick or treatin'. |
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| 5 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine. We got a tip from a six-year-old that there's a dead Martian down there. |
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| 6 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Behold my naked butt! Each cheek is a god to you! |
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| 7 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Oh my god, the dead have risen, and they're voting Republican! |
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| 8 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day. |
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| 9 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: That lemon tree's part of our town and, as kids, the backbone of our economy. We'll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead. |
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| 10 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way they can prove anything. |
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| 11 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Pop quiz, hot shot. I'm supposed to be doing my homework, but you find me upstairs reading a Playdude. What do you do? What do you do? |
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| 12 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Why don't we watch some cartoons? The Justice League is moving into their new building today. |
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| 13 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. |
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| 14 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: I just need one great idea... (sees a bat). Batman! Oh, it's been done... (sees a green lantern). Green Lantern! Nah. |
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| 15 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: This is awesome. Black God rules! |
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| 16 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Hey, I remember when you were a nerdy little fourth-grader. And now you're an emotionally crippled mini-Hulk. What girl wouldn't want that? |
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| 17 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Sorry, Lis, I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death. |
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| 18 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Oh, there's something U used to do in this situation. But, can't remember. |
 
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| 19 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: I'm glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing! We're gonna live like kings. Damn hell-ass kings! |
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| 20 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: What a day! The sun is out, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them. |
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| 21 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: I've made my bed, and now I've got to weasel my way out of it. |
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| 22 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: I am not Charlie Brown on Acid! |
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| 23 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Hey, Lis! We're characters in a cartoon! |
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| 24 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Hey, Dad, heard you swearin'. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap. |
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| 25 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Hey man, cool crash. Way to cheat death. |
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| 26 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade. |
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| 27 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa? |
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| 28 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: This is the worst Fourth of July ever. I hate America. |
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| 29 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Contrary to what you have just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. |
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| 30 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Ah, the life of a frog. That's the life for me. |
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| 31 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Nice use of the lingo Homer. |
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| 32 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond everyday for the past 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery - the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room, in this modern world, for an old man and his ducks. |
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| 33 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: I'm starving! Mom, can we go Catholic, so we can get communion, wafers, and booze? |
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| 34 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: It's crap-tacular! |
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| 35 | Bart Simpson | PROBLEM CHILD 1990 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Don't have a cow! Just see this movie, dude! |
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| 36 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 2007 Animated Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Mom, you just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman. |
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