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| 1 | Bender  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS
Bender
Bender: All right! You guys are my new best friends! |
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| 2 | Bender  | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: You're a pimple on society's ass and will never amount to anything! |
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| 3 | Bender  | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Oh, yeah? Well bite my shiny metal... Oh, nooo! |
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| 4 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Oh, but you can. Though you may have to metaphorically make a "deal with the devil". And by "devil" I mean "Robot Devil". And by "metaphorically" I mean "get your coat". |
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| 5 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: This throws my entire perception of reality into question. Clone? Robot? Or long-lost twin? Taking all bets! I also offer video poker. |
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| 6 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Well, I guess reality is what you make of it. |
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| 7 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Behold, my hand crafted purity. The modern world can bite my splintery, wooden ass! |
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| 8 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now? |
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| 9 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender (singing): Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do! I'm half crazy all for the love of you! It won't be a stylish Marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bycicle built for two! |
 
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| 10 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Please Honey I'm made of metal, like you're really gonna hurt me with a... hey, what are you doing with that microwave? |
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| 11 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Of all the former crew members of the professor's delivery ship, our next speaker is by far the most alive... Captain Musky. |
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| 12 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Lick my frozen metal ass. |
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| 13 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Bodies are for hookers and fat people! All I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it. |
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| 14 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: So then the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot", and my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!" |
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| 15 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: When we kiss, I feel like we're standing waste deep in a pool of rising water. |
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| 16 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Hey keeo it down in there! I'm tuning my banjo. |
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| 17 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender (apron): To serve man. |
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| 18 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans? |
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| 19 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: You look like whale barf. |
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| 20 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass! |
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| 21 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Good Night, you princes of Maine, Kings of New New England. |
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| 22 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Hot diggity daffodil! |
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| 23 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: If they put me on a stamp tell 'em to use the young Bender. |
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| 24 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Let's face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that's funny! |
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| 25 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Son, daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozy right now, so we need you to cram a Tinkertoy in it! |
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| 26 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Second Place, that's a fancy word for 'Loser'. |
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| 27 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream! Ones and zeroes everywhere. and I thought I saw a two! |
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| 28 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: Enough of this crap. I'm catching the next pimpmobile out of here. |
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| 29 | Bender | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Bender
Bender: We're boned! |
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