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Chandler: I just came by to drop off... nothing. |
| | 2 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler: Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you... I need you... I must have you Janice Litman Goralnik Neihosenstein. |
| | 3 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny? You got a manny? You know, I don't mind a male nanny but I do draw the line at male wet nurse. |
| | 4 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Okay, penis schmenis, we're all people. |
| | 5 | Chandler  | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler: I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex. |
| | 6 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Okay, but if we put on Spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home. |
| | 7 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Okay, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident? |
| | 8 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud? |
| | 9 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection! Could have said, "Gum would be nice." Could have said, "I'll have a stick." But no, no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself! |
| | 10 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Hey, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance! |
| | 11 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Actually it's the middle part of my first name. |
| | 12 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies. |
| | 13 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Oh no! Two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's to small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight! |
| | 14 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Ok, good night. You big freak of nature! |
| | 15 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh, please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre? |
| | 16 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Wow! She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like a short, fat, bald men. |
| | 17 | Chandler  | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a back-up plan though, just in case she isn't a cartoon! |
| | 18 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: You wanted to sleep with Batman but instead you had to settle for Robin. |
| | 19 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Alright, Paper, Rock, Scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave. |
| | 20 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Offering people gum is not cooking. |
| | 21 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Could she be any more out of my league? |
| | 22 | Chandler | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Chandler
Chandler: Oh yeah. including the waffles last week, you now owe me 17 gillion dollars. |
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