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| 1 | Comic Book Guy    | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more. |
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| 2 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (T-shirt): Nerds Do It Rarely. |
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| 3 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Superman, I've believed in you for years. If you hear me now, please come help me dig this giant grave. |
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| 4 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Lisa Simpson's unflinching darkly comic portrait is the can't miss hit of the festival. Landspeeder, do not Bantha, to your nearest cinema to see Lisa Simpson stab her family in the back with her camera. |
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| 5 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: A complete list of things I have seen or not seen is available on my blog. Your mother is on the not seen list, along with a Star Wars film that was any good since the first one. And even that has been ruined y CGI additions. Bravo, George. |
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| 6 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Hey, what in the name of Steve Ditko? |
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| 7 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Five minutes running? Shoot me now! |
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| 8 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Edna, the Klingons have a romantic saying: (speaks Klingon). Roughly translated, it means, "I would kill the children of a thousand planets just to see you smile." |
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| 9 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: My beloved is resting blissfully in the many folds of my Spider-Man T-shirt. |
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| 10 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (after ripping his pants while ice skating and wrapping his jacket around his waist): Activate cloaking device! (Jacket rips too). Oh, I'm so depressed... Engage candy bar. |
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| 11 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee insulted me. But in Bizarro World, that means he likes me. |
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| 12 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Oh, Jar Jar, everybody hates you but me. |
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| 13 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (at library book sale): Ah, the full Leonard Nimoy cycle - I am Not Spock. I am Spock. And finally, I am Also Scotty. |
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| 14 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Human contact, the final frontier. |
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| 15 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? (Checking Klingon dictionary) ...ah, yes: "Garrlll dak!" |
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| 16 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Two ten year olds running my store? What is this - Bizarro World? |
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| 17 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (running the 97th Springfield Marathon dressed as the Flash): No one can outrun the Flash! |
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| 18 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (from his collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers): I brake for tribbles. |
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| 19 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (from his collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers): Keep honking, I'm charging my phaser. |
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| 20 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (from his collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers): Kang is my co-pilot. |
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| 21 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (from his collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers): My child is an honor student at Starfleet Academy. |
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| 22 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (from his collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers): The Truth is in here. |
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| 23 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (from his collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers): NCC-1701. |
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| 24 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (from his collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers, given to him by a Harrison Ford lookalike): My other car is a Millennium Falcon. |
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| 25 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy (after his portable toilet gets knocked over): It appears I will have to find a new fortress of solitude. |
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| 26 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace: the final brassiere. |
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| 27 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... ooh, I've wasted my life. |
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| 28 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. |
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| 29 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Tell me, how do you feel about forty-five year old virgins who still live with their parents? |
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| 30 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them. |
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| 31 | Comic Book Guy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: Ooh, my heart is pounding like Thor's hammer on Dr. Doom's titanium-infused faceplate. |
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