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Derek Zoolander: But why male models? |
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Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. |
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Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. |
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Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? |
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Derek Zoolander: Listen, Matil. I've been thinking a lot about that bulimia thing. And I want you to know I understand where you're coming from. I feel really bad that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. For serious. |
 
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Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman." |
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Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. |
 
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Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." |
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Derek Zoolander: There must be an on button somewhere. Did you press the Apple thing? |
| | 10 | Derek Zoolander | ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm not just a model. I'm also a superhero. And a model. |
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Derek Zoolander: Honestly, what is the point of having a monkey who can't type? |
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Derek Zoolander: This is our duty. With great cheekbones comes great responsibility, every schoolchild knows that. |
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Derek Zoolander: Some people need plastic surgery... of the brain. |
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