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| 1 | George  | THE KILLING 1956 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE KILLING
George
George: I love you, Sherry. |
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| 2 | George | HARRISON BERGERON 1961 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | HARRISON BERGERON
George
George: Two years in prison and two thousand dollars fine for every ball I took out. I don't call that a bargain. |
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| 3 | George  | ONE CRAZY SUMMER 1986 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | ONE CRAZY SUMMER
George
George: Hey, Cookie, why don't we quite playing all these games? |
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| 4 | George | HOUSE OF GAMES 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | HOUSE OF GAMES
George
George: South street seaport, the man says. He can't stand the heat, he can't stand it. |
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| 5 | George  | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SEINFELD
George
George: Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach strange women. |
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| 6 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Would you like a quesadilla? |
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| 7 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: All right, all right, let's get into panic mode! |
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| 8 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. |
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| 9 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality... It's fabulous. |
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| 10 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George (The Tatiana Story, Part 1): So we start to fool around and it's the first time, and it's early in the going and I begin to perceive this impending intestinal requirement whose needs are going to surpass, by great lengths, anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage to momentarily extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need... |
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| 11 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George (The Tatiana Story, Part 2): So I finally stop and say: "Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but I think it would be best if I left." So I'm dressing, and she's staring up at me struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. I don't know what to say to reassure her. And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it. The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am, in reality, Batman. And I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal. |
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| 12 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: The big toe is like the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's like a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot. |
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| 13 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: You know what I'd like to do? I'd really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall, like a giant. Like 6'5". |
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| 14 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal. I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier. That's how disturbed I am! |
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| 15 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all! |
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| 16 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: You know, I think we really need to be in front of a television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture. |
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| 17 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: You know what - even if you killed somebody, I wouldn't turn you in. |
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| 18 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George's answering machine message: Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. |
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| 19 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: All right, you wanna get nuts? Come on. Let's get nuts! |
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| 20 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. It's not complicated. |
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| 21 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Well, this is a lovely apartment. Lovely! My kids are gonna go crazy. I, uh, I wonder if I could see the bathrooms. Preferably one with some paint thinner and, uh, some rags? |
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| 22 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: I got greedy. I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami. |
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| 23 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. |
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| 24 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: You know what I love? How there's two nuts named after people: Hazel and Filbert. |
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| 25 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: We're collectors. We see objects of great beauty and we must have them. |
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| 26 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: We're like rats in some experiment. |
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| 27 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Women don't want to see need. They want a take-charge guy. A colonel, a kaiser, a czar. |
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| 28 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Like I don't know that I'm pathetic. |
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| 29 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: You know how the big toe is the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot. |
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| 30 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: When women smile at me I don't know what it means. Sometimes I interpret it like they're psychotic or something. And I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back. I don't know what to do. |
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| 31 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: We're living in a society! |
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| 32 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Well, at least you and I are talking about how there's nothing to talk about. |
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| 33 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: I'm just fine. Just get a little nervous on the weekends, that's all. |
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| 34 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: It's a machine! The little light is blinking right now, 'Come and listen to the idiot! Hey everybody, the idiot's on! |
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| 35 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Go fold your little balloon animals, Eric. Eric. What kind of name is that for a clown? |
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| 36 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: It's a different world when you're with a cool guy. |
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| 37 | George | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
George
George: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp. |
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| 38 | George | RAVENOUS 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | RAVENOUS
George
George: Weendigo. It's an old Indian myth from the north. A man eats another's flesh. It's usually an enemy. And he, um, takes... no, steals... his strength, essence, his spirit. And his hunger becomes craven... insatiable. And the more he eats, the more he wants to. The more he eats, the stronger he becomes. |
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| 39 | George | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BORED TO DEATH
George
George: I don't like secrets. I'm the only one that gets to have secrets. |
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| 40 | George | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BORED TO DEATH
George
George: I don't procrastinate, I just like to do things later. |
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| 41 | George | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BORED TO DEATH
George
George: I don't really have an opinion. I'm too stoned to think. But I'm having a really good time. |
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| 42 | George | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BORED TO DEATH
George
George: Are we too stoned? My feet feel really interesting in my shoes. |
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| 43 | George | THE FINAL DESTINATION 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FINAL DESTINATION 4
George
George: It's like deja vu. My wife said that deja vu is like God's way... |
 
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| 44 | George | DO YOU REALIZE? 2017 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | DO YOU REALIZE?
George
George: it's nice to be living in tomorrow, and not yesterday. |
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| 45 | George | BEEF 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BEEF
George
George: Yeah? Well, I don't fuck guns. |
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| 46 | George | SILO 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SILO
George
George: You are not a good liar. Oh well. |
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