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| # | | 1 | Hotel Manager  | THE TICK 1994 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
 | THE TICK
Hotel Manager
Hotel Manager: Get your filthy paws off that beverage, you dirty ape! Sorry about the mess. Our iced tea is just that good! |
| | 2 | Hotel Manager | THE TICK 1994 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
| THE TICK
Hotel Manager
Hotel Manager: This morning my entire staff of waiters quit on me! They got tired of commuting 3.6 million years to work every morning, I guess. Oh, and of course the tips were lousy. |
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| THE TICK
Hotel Manager
Hotel Manager: Bellbots! Delouse these unevolved small-heads, and get them ready to serve! |
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| THE TICK
Hotel Manager
Hotel Manager: Welcome, time-tourists, to the grand opening of the Great Time prehistoric resort hotel. You have traveled all the way back from the year 101,996 AD to the dawn of humanity. Explore the harsh terrain where it all began! Or, simply relax amid the heady romance of the way we were. At the tar pits, you can see how fossils are made! For the wildlife enthusiast, we offer a rare treat. Observe the mighty beasts of yore in their natural habitats. And then eat them in our elegant dining rooms! Cooked to perfection, and served by our newly-acquired tribe of australopithecine waiters. They're not savvy, they're savage! |
| | 5 | Hotel Manager | THE LOBSTER 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Hotel Manager
Hotel Manager: Now the fact that you will turn into an animal if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here is not something that should upset you or get you down. Just think, as an animal, you'll have a second chance to find a companion. But, even then, you must be careful. You need to choose a companion that is a similar type of animal to you. A wolf and a penguin could never live together, nor could a camel and a hippopotamus. That would be absurd. |
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