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John Crichton (imitating Bugs Bunny): Eh, what's up D'Argo? |
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| 2 | John Crichton  | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas. |
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| 3 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Just like Louisiana. Or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives. Little green guy, trains warriors. |
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| 4 | John Crichton  | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Listen up, Strangelove, I can find wormholes, sense when they will open. Push comes to shove, I can even navigate one. But I cannot make a wormhole weapon! |
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| 5 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: All right. Everything is gonna be okay. Do you know why? Because we're done. We're checking out. Finito. Next Ferengi we see, we run. No questions later. |
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| 6 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: She has a word for us. It's called yesterday. |
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| 7 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Hey, Emperor Sleestak, you big upright iguana, what' does it look like from the Death Star? |
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| 8 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Attention ladies and gentlemen and all ships at sea. If you look out your front window, you will see, by special request, your very own wormhole weapon. |
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| 9 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: First Scarran you see, you tell him who his daddy is. Tell him, D'Argo! |
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| 10 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Oh, riddles. Riddle me this, riddle me that. I have one. Why is it never just the heat, it's the humidity? |
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| 11 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Excuse me, Master Jedi - it looks like Sparky's losin' more than a few brain cells in there. |
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| 12 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Let me talk to Captain James T. D'Argo. |
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| 13 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Kryptonite. Silver bullet. Buffy? What's it going to take to keep you in the grave? |
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| 14 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Flying through wormholes ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. It takes a little finesse. |
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| 15 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Severed heads, severed hands - it's a motif. |
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| 16 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: How Batman was that! |
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| 17 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton (John's tombstone following his death in his Looney Toons inspired hallucination, after being knocked unconscious during an altercation with D'Argo): R.I.P. Here lies John Crichton. Human. Astronaut. Natural Born Loser. |
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| 18 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Kiss my medulla oblongata. |
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| 19 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Then what am I? Bootleg? A Ghost? Holodeck Crichton? A wandering soul that ain't got no body? |
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| 20 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Welcome to the butthole of the universe. |
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| 21 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Where'd DRD Pike go? |
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| 22 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: We don't understand the R2-D2 crap. We're going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no. You understand? |
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| 23 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Welcome to the Federation Starship S.S. Buttcrack! |
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| 24 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Look princess, I know this trip to Kruegerland was not on your itinerary, but believe it or not, I know exactly how you feel. |
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| 25 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Well, you gotta know how deep the doo-doo is if you're gonna dig your way out. |
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| 26 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Well, you gotta know how deep the doo-doo is if you're gonna dig your way out. |
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| 27 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Yeah, sure. No problem. Happens all the time. Needle in the eye. No sweat. |
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| 28 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: Mankind's greatest contribution to the absurd - the thermonuclear bomb. |
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| 29 | John Crichton | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton: This thing is going completely off the rails... or maybe I have. |
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