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Jonathan
Jonathan: In my heart I'm a vegan, but in my mouth, I lack discipline. |
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Jonathan
Jonathan: You know, we really should all be vegans. I'm kind of a non-practicing vegan. |
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Jonathan
Jonathan: After this, I got to go home and finish my short story for the New Yorker contest. It's about a P.I. named Harry Parker. It's a Pulp Fiction take on how I beat those drug dealers in Prospect Park. |
| | 4 | Jonathan | BLACK FRIDAY 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Jonathan
Jonathan: You know the worst thing about holiday shoppers? They can never accept the fact that the night is over. They have no idea what it takes to work in retail. Year after year dealing with hordes of unruly customers. You know what? My face hurts because of all the fake smiles! My ears hurt from listening to Air Supply 50,000 times. Worst of all, my fucking feet hurt! It's right there in the manager's handbook. The people that work for you should be treated like family. Well, these kids, they're special to me. They're my family. So, attention shoppers, Black Friday is over! |
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