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Kramer
Kramer: I'm H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. |
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Kramer
Kramer: Like a patient gets difficult, you "quone" him. |
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Kramer
Kramer: Oh, this power! Look what I'm doing! I'm dangerous, Jerry! I'm very very dangerous! |
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Kramer
Kramer: It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite. |
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Kramer
Kramer: Hey, a rule is a rule, and let's face it, without rules there's chaos. |
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Kramer
Kramer: Get yourself some vitamin C with rose hips and bioflavenoids. |
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Kramer
Kramer: Alright, fine, you sit there and you watch while Newman takes over the world. But he'd be a horrible leader. And you know who's going to suffer? The little people. You and George. |
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Kramer
Kramer: Say, you got a big job interview and you're nervous. Throw back a couple of shots of Hennigan's and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it'll be our little secret. |
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Kramer
Kramer: Boy, that Hennigan's goes down smooth and afterwards, you don't even smell. That's right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch. |
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Kramer
Kramer: Did I frighten you? I may look weird, but I'm just like you. I'm just a regular guy, just trying to make it in this business. |
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Kramer
Kramer: One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function. |
| | 12 | The Kramer | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | BBB | Arts | Artwork | |
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The Kramer
Jerry's new girlfriend Nina paints Kramer, which an old rich couple buys for five thousand dollars. |
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