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Lisa Simpson: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt. |
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| 2 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: You toyed with my heart like it was a toy heart. |
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| 3 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Good morning honey, did you cry out all your angries? |
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| 4 | Lisa Simpson  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: No, Mom. Joan of Arc. It's never Joan Van Ark. This one takes place in a make-believe kingdom called France. "The French were fighting the English in the Hundred Years' War," which was then called Operation Speedy Resolution. |
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| 5 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: My teacher said I need cupcakes... cupcakes to learn. |
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| 6 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face. |
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| 7 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: An earring! How rebellious, in a conformist sort of way. |
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| 8 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: You can strangle Bart, but you can't strangle your humiliation. |
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| 9 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson (on chalkboard): I will not be a snickerpuss. |
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| 10 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: And I'll be able to tackle all the hard-hitting children's news the grown-up-controlled media won't touch. Plus, I get to be on TV! |
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| 11 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: I remember you from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll. |
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| 12 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Don't make us poke your eyes out dad. |
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| 13 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: The only thing we're known for is leading the country in heart attacks. |
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| 14 | Lisa Simpson  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: I am the Lizard Queen! |
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| 15 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Mom! Bart implied I was a warthog! |
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| 16 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece. |
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| 17 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: The Itchy & Scratchy movie is the defining moment of our generation. |
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| 18 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Come on, Bart, in your pre-fascist days, you knew the giddy thrill of futile rebellion. |
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| 19 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: And I'll be able to tackle all the hard-hitting children's news the grown-up-controlled media won't touch. Plus, I get to be on TV! |
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| 20 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Thursday. Meat loaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be. |
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| 21 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to my psychiatrist? |
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| 22 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Principle Skinner - wait! I created the universe! Give me the gift certificate! |
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| 23 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: Well, I'm going to be a famous Jazz musician. I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French. I'll avoid the horrors of drug abuse, but I do plan to have several torrid love affairs. And I may or may not die young, I haven't decided. |
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| 24 | Lisa Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa Simpson: The Simpsons have entered the forest. |
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