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| # | | 1 | Mork  | MORK AND MINDY 1978 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: Able to leap over tall buildings? Ha! Anybody can do that in zero gravity. What's the big deal about that? They call him Superman for that? |
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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: Dear Superman. Ding. I am writing you this letter because I'm really perturbed. Ding. How can you call yourself a man of steel if you wear blue tights with the underwear on the outside? Ding. Everyone knows that Krypton is the Miami Beach of the Universe. Ding. You're a jive turkey in red booties. Ding. Love, your friend, Mork from Ork. Ding. PS, Don't you sweat a lot, wearing two suits? Ding. |
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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: What can you say about a caterpillar? Bob was all that and more. She was a friend, a joy, an inspiration. Bob will never do the things she dreamed of now that she's stiff city. It's not going to be easy to follow in her footsteps, but tomorrow, seven of us are going to try. All I have to say in closing is, if you knew Bobbie like I knew Bobbie, oy, oy, oy, what a bug. |
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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: Mork calling Orson, come in Orson. Come in, the incredible Bulk. |
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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: And so, the princess kissed the ugly toad, and lo and behold, she croaked. She keeled right over. Splat. And her little tiny crown rolled down the hill, because the toad was wearing poisoned lip gloss. Here's the moral of the story... Never kiss a toad in drag. |
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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: It's Zen-O-Matic, the exciting new kitchen tool that does absolutely nothing. That's right. It can't dice, it can't peel, it can't chop... it won't even make julienne fries... whatever those are. That's right, Zen-O-Matic does didley for you. Yes, the exciting new kitchen tool from the people who brought you Frozen Sand and Electric Toothpaste. Send absolutely nothing today to Buhdda Productions, care of Nirvana, Box Omm... Get one today! |

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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: Come on, girl, you gotta take the bull by the tentacles. |
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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: There's a saying on Ork - The road to Earth is paved with good intentions. |
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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: No, we Orkans have been off grease for at least five bleams. Now for lubricants, we use Viz, Gazh or the ever-popular Lemocoke. |

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 | MORK AND MINDY Mork Mork: I'm so hungry I could eat a flizbit. |
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