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Total Record Results: 29

#	Record Name	Source	Group	Category	Subcategory
1	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teet.
2	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Excellent.
3	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine.
4	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: The only ship worth a damn is friendship. Look, here comes the friend ship sailing your way.
5	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Damn it, Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery.
6	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys. Nature started the fight for survival and now she wants to quiz because she's losing? Well, I say "Hard Cheese!"
7	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak, I'll be brief. Will you marry me?
8	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr Burns: Oh, the Germans are mad at me, I'm so scared. Oh, the Germans.
9	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
10	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow. And left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
11	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Ah, 206 bones, fifty miles of small intestines, full, pouting lips. Why, this fellow is less a snowman than a god.
12	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: All right, Simpson, let's go over the signals. If I tug the bill of my cap like so, it means the signal is a fake. However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly. If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice.
13	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: As usual, you've been the sober yin to my raging yang.
14	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
15	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Excellent.
16	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: I can't believe it! I'm still not among the hundred most popular billionaires! I'm behind Adam Sandler, for god's sake!
17	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: I dreamed about her again last night, Smithers. You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly in through the window?
18	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: I know, let's make real men. Out of snow.
19	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race always be to the swift or the Jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts that God gave them? Well, I say, cheating is the gift man gives himself.
20	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Look at them, Smithers, Goldbrickers, layabouts, slugabeds! Little do they realize their days of sucking at my teat are numbered!
21	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Look, Smithers, a twitch. It's moving! It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad! Well, who's mad now?
22	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Simpson, I need your help. I want to be loved.
23	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Smithers, I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!
24	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!
25	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, I've always despised the laziness of the common worker. Then I realized his spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak. So I replaced the flesh- which is weak- with steel- which is strong. Behold, the greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat-o-nine tails!
26	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Let's blow this facist popsicle stand!
27	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: Oh, yes, sitting - the great leveler. From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
28	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: You're in deep Doh now.
29	Mr. Burns	THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 2007 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	THE SIMPSONS MOVIE Mr. Burns Mr. Burns: For once, the rich white man is in control.

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