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1Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.


2Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Think of me on pizza Fridays.


3Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: I'd like to say goodbye to those going off to college or to fight in Gulf War Five: Operation Find Our President's Head.


4Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: What the F-minus?


5Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Silent anger - the cornerstone of a successful marriage.


6Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Come on, Edna, don't be tardy!


7Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Up yours children!



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THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Attention! All honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig! Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig.


9Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier.


10Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: His brand of gum - Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention. I wish someone was around to hear that.


11Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Hmmm, say what you will about our cafeteria. I still think they're the best tator tots money can buy.



12Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: It's already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene. And it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock, and the titpecker.


13Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.


14Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Mother's gone too far. She's put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented Man Without a Face. I didn't even know he had a problem.


15Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: They gave me a choice - jail, the army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady. If I had known there was a war going on, I probably would have apologized.


16Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.


17Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Ah, there's no justice like angry mob justice.


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THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention. Science has it all.


19Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: My real name is Armin Tamzarian. I'm an orphan from Capital City, and those who recall my fight to outlaw teenage rudeness may be shocked to learn that I myself was once a street punk.



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