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| 1 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right. |
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| 2 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Think of me on pizza Fridays. |
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| 3 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: I'd like to say goodbye to those going off to college or to fight in Gulf War Five: Operation Find Our President's Head. |
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| 4 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: What the F-minus? |
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| 5 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Silent anger - the cornerstone of a successful marriage. |
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| 6 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Come on, Edna, don't be tardy! |
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| 7 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Up yours children! |

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| 8 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Attention! All honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig! Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig. |
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| 9 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier. |
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| 10 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: His brand of gum - Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention. I wish someone was around to hear that. |
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| 11 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Hmmm, say what you will about our cafeteria. I still think they're the best tator tots money can buy. |

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| 12 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: It's already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene. And it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock, and the titpecker. |
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| 13 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it. |
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| 14 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Mother's gone too far. She's put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented Man Without a Face. I didn't even know he had a problem. |
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| 15 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: They gave me a choice - jail, the army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady. If I had known there was a war going on, I probably would have apologized. |
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| 16 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair. |
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| 17 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Ah, there's no justice like angry mob justice. |
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| 18 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention. Science has it all. |
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| 19 | Principal Skinner  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: My real name is Armin Tamzarian. I'm an orphan from Capital City, and those who recall my fight to outlaw teenage rudeness may be shocked to learn that I myself was once a street punk. |
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