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| 1 | Quark | PET SEMATARY 1983 Literature | Map | Outer Space | Planets |
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 | PET SEMATARY Quark Planet from Louis' internal joke: Lunch. Meeting for lunch. This seemed such an alien idea that Louis thought of the science fiction novels he had read as a teenager - novels by Robert A. Heinlein, Murray Leinster, Gordon R. Dickson. The natives here on Planet Quark have an odd custom when one of their children dies, Lieutenant Abelson: they "meet for lunch." I know how grotesque and barbaric that sounds but remember, is planet has not been terraformed yet. |
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| 2 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother! |
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| 3 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: War, what is it good for, if you ask me, absolutely nothing. |

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| 4 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: Don't call me barkeep. I'm not a barkeep. I'm your host. The proprietor. A sympathetic ear to the wretched souls that pass through these portals. |
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| 5 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: I'd love to melt that cold Vulcan heart of yours. |
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| 6 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: Respect is good. But latinum's better. |
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| 7 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: Then the Andorian says, "That's not my antenna." |
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| 8 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: And when I arrive at the gates of the Divine Treasury, the registrar will accept my bribe and usher me inside and do you know why? Because I died exactly the way I lived - as a Ferengi! |
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| 9 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: Exercise makes me sweat. |
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| 10 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: Well, I guess that's enough talking. Now back to the fighting. |
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| 11 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: You know, Morn, there's nothing more invigorating than breakfast in a bar. Where else can you get raw slug liver first thing in the morning? |
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| 12 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: What's love without danger? |
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| 13 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: Say you have 27 tessipates of land you want to plant with nice, juicy yelg melons... needs one square kerripate of land to grow in. What is the total number of melons you can plant? |

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| 14 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: Break out the kanar, and find me some yamok sauce. |
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| 15 | Quark  | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Quark Quark: What's the point of being in business if you can't corner the market and gouge your customers? |
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