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1Steven Wright STEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I was reading the dictionary the other day. I thought it was a poem about everything.



2Steven WrightSTEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?


3Steven Wright STEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: We had a quicksand box in our backyard. I was an only child. Eventually.



4Steven WrightSTEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.


5Steven WrightSTEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.


6Steven WrightSTEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I took a lie detector test the other day. No I didn't.


7Steven WrightSTEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I like to skate on the other side of the ice.


8Steven WrightSTEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.


9Steven WrightSTEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I didn't sleep well. I made several mistakes.


10Steven Wright STEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.



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STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."


12Steven WrightSTEVEN WRIGHT 1980 Comedy ActsOtherQuotesQuotes

STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright
Steven Wright: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.



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