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1100% Pure Cooking Lard THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodFood-Baking

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
100% Pure Cooking Lard
A father goes looking for lard when his son gets stuck in his tire swing in a Got Milk? parody ad.



230 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBLiteratureTextbooks

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
30 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



360% Chance of Rain THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
60% Chance of Rain
If you thought Twister was terrifying, if you thought Dante's Peak was dating, if you thought Volcano was something with a "V", if you thought there were no more natural disasters left to make a movie about, you thought wrong!



462 News UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV-News

UHF
62 News
News program on U62.



562 Public Access THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV Stations

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
62 Public Access
Public access TV station featuring a guitar player with three arms.



6Aardvark Training THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationClasses

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Aardvark Training
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



7Accordion Wars THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBMediaVideo Games

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Accordion Wars
Arcade video game in Al's cave.



8Advanced Geometry THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBLiteratureTextbooks

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Advanced Geometry
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



9The Adventures of Fatman THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Children

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The Adventures of Fatman
Cartoon featuring the superhero Fatman and his sidekick Harvey the hamster.



10Al TV THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV Stations

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Al TV
TV station Al watches, from multiple episodes.



11Alcorn's Bagel THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBakeries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Alcorn's Bagel
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



12Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBHome FurnishingKitchen Products

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. It's a fork.



13Amazing GrapesWEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 FilmBBBPerforming ArtsSongs

WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
Amazing Grapes
Parody song Al sings for his parents - alternate version of Amazing Grace.


14America's Most Reality Based Cops THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Reality

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
America's Most Reality Based Cops
TV show Al watches. Police find Al's missing stuff, and the robber - Dick Van Patton.



15Antonio's THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBDiningPizza Parlors

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Antonio's
Pizza place that Pizza Quick - the pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box - mentions in their television commercial because using a box adds eight seconds to their delivery time.


16Astral Projection THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBLiteratureTextbooks

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Astral Projection
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



17Automatic Toenail Clipper THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBTechnologyElectronics

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Automatic Toenail Clipper
Al's latest invention that he tests on Harvey.



18Bagel Bakery THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBakeries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Bagel Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



19Bagel Haus THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBakeries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Bagel Haus
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



20Ballad of Jed Clampett UHF 1989 FilmBBBPerforming ArtsSongs

UHF
Ballad of Jed Clampett
George daydreams he's a rock star, singing a song about the Beverly Hillbillies called "Ballad of Jed Clampett".



21Be Nice to Your Teeth THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-Documentary

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Be Nice to Your Teeth
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



22Beastiality Today UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV-News Shows

UHF
Beastiality Today
TV show on U62.



23Beat the Loan Shark UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Beat the Loan Shark
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



24Bellybutton Lint Recycling THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationClasses

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Bellybutton Lint Recycling
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



25Bernie's Deli WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBDiningCafes and Delis

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Bernie's Deli
Weird Al Yankovic: When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block / He made a great liver pate / But if there's one thing in this world that I like better than a corned beef on rye / It's Chicken Pot Pie.


26Big Edna's Burger World UHF 1989 FilmBBBDiningBurger Joints

UHF
Big Edna's Burger World
Fast food restaurant where Al works.



27Big Roy's Eating and Plumbing UHF 1989 FilmBBBDiningRestaurants-misc

UHF
Big Roy's Eating and Plumbing
Weird Al: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming after working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing, so one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table, I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world now, where'd you like to go to?" They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota!"



28Bits N Pieces THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBreakfast Cereal

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Bits N Pieces
Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.



29Buddha Knows Best UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV-Comedy

UHF
Buddha Knows Best
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



30Burger World WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBDiningFast Food

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Burger World



31Burns and Bards THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBRetailBookstores

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Burns and Bards
Bookstore where Al's friend the Hooded Avenger says he got John Tesh to sign his utility belt.



32Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBMenuIce Cream Flavors

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl
Al's favorite ice cream flavor that he eats in space.



33Camp Superfun THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBPetsPet Services

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Camp Superfun
The perfect summer camp for shapeless tall furry animals between the ages of six to thirteen.



34Celebrity Close-up THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Reality

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Celebrity Close-up
TV interview show featuring guest Clint Eastwood.



35Channel 3 WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoTV Stations

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Channel 3
Weird Al Yankovic: And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on Channel 3. It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me.



36Channel 8 UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Stations

UHF
Channel 8



37Cheesy Rider WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Parodies

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Cheesy Rider
Cheesy version of Easy Rider, from the New York Times crossword puzzle that Weird Al created with Eric Berlin, featuring several cheesy puns on movie titles.



38Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodCondiments

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing
Condiment product that Clint mentions while a guest on TV interview show Celebrity Close-up. Available flavors include blue cheese, ranch, honey mustard and fresh n' zesty poppyseed.


39Coffee Corner THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBDiningCoffeehouses

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Coffee Corner
Coffee shop where Al's friend Val says she saw John Tesh order a mochaccino.


40Coffee House THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBDiningCoffeehouses

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Coffee House
Generic coffee house in the Fatman cartoon where Harvey spots the alien pirate fish driving by and deletes all their funds from the First Bank of Blorg.



41Conan the Librarian UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Conan the Librarian
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



42Cranberry World UHF 1989 FilmBBBEntertainmentAmusement Parks

UHF
Cranberry World
Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.



43David Bagels THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBakeries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
David Bagels
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



44Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodFood Companies

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory
Factory where the Slawmeister plants his potato bombs in the Fatman cartoon.



45DNA THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFinancial CompaniesCredit Cards

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
DNA
Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).



46Dog Racing from Rio De Janeiro UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Dog Racing from Rio De Janeiro
TV show on U62.



47Donut World THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodDonut Shops

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Donut World
Donut shop from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon where Al works and the police hangout.



48Dr. Jones WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBHealthcareDoctors

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Dr. Jones
Weird Al Yankovic: Help me out! Dig! All I do is grunt and groan. Hurts me to walk anywhere, went to see my physician, Dr. Jones. He took my trousers off, told me to cough. Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss, he tells me any day I might have to wear a truss.



49Dr. Phillips THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBPetsPet Services

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Dr. Phillips
Door-to-door pet psychologist looking for disturbed pets.



50Drool Baby THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBToysDolls

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Drool Baby
Doll that Al asks for from Santa (the Hooded Avenger).


51Druids on Parade UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Druids on Parade
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



52Ear Magnets THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBProductsProducts-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Ear Magnets
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show that increases your listening skills by 30%.



53Elvis-O-Rama UHF 1989 FilmBBBEntertainmentMuseums

UHF
Elvis-O-Rama
Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.



54Eye on Toxic Waste UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV-News Shows

UHF
Eye on Toxic Waste
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



55Fairy Tales THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBLiteratureBooks-Children

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Fairy Tales
Al reads Bobby a Fatman story from a generic book of fairy tales.



56Feta Attraction WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Parodies

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Feta Attraction
Cheesy version of Fatal Attraction, from the New York Times crossword puzzle that Weird Al created with Eric Berlin, featuring several cheesy puns on movie titles.



57A Few Gouda Men WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Parodies

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
A Few Gouda Men
Cheesy version of A Few Good Men, from the New York Times crossword puzzle that Weird Al created with Eric Berlin, featuring several cheesy puns on movie titles.



58First Bank of Blorg THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFinancial CompaniesBanks

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
First Bank of Blorg
Interplanetary bank from the Fatman cartoon, bank used by the pirate alien fish. Harvey hacks into their account and deletes all their funds.



59Floyd's Fish MarketUHF 1989 FilmBBBDiningRestaurants-Seafood

UHF
Floyd's Fish Market
Fast food restaurant where Al used to work that his friend mentions.


60The Flying Pope UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
The Flying Pope
TV show on U62.



61Fondue the Right Thing WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Parodies

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Fondue the Right Thing
Cheesy version of Do the Right Thing, from the New York Times crossword puzzle that Weird Al created with Eric Berlin, featuring several cheesy puns on movie titles.



62The Fred Huggins Show THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Children

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The Fred Huggins Show
TV show that Al watches, from multiple episodes.



63The French Prince of Bel-Air THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Comedy

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The French Prince of Bel-Air
TV show that Al watches. Parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.



64Frog Cosmetology THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationClasses

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Frog Cosmetology
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



65Fun with Dirt UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Fun with Dirt
TV show on U62.



66Gandhi IIUHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoMovies-Sequels

UHF
Gandhi II
Announcer: Next week on U62 - He's back, and this time, he's mad - Gandhi II - No more mister passive resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with.


67George Newman UHF 1989 FilmBBBPerforming ArtsMusic-Rock

UHF
George Newman
George daydreams he's a rock star, singing a song about the Beverly Hillbillies called "Ballad of Jed Clampett".



68Hamster Maintenance THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationAcademic Fields

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Hamster Maintenance
Bobby and the Hooded Avenger present Al with an honorary doctorate in Hamster Maintenance.



69Holidays THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-Documentary

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Holidays
Al's home movie.



70Hoodcycle THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVehiclesBikes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Hoodcycle
Al's friend the superhero Hooded Avenger's motorcycle.


71Hooded Studies THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationAcademic Fields

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Hooded Studies
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.


72Horatio's Hamster Hut THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBPetsPet Stores

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Horatio's Hamster Hut
Pet store Al mentions going to get a birthday gift for Harvey.


73Horseradish Enchilada THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodFood-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Horseradish Enchilada
Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.



74I Like You THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBPerforming ArtsSongs

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
I Like You
Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.


75Instant Plastic Surgery Machine THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBTechnologyMedical Devices

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Instant Plastic Surgery Machine
Al's brand new invention that makes him look like Drew Carey.



76Intergalactic Gold Card THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFinancial CompaniesCredit Cards

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Intergalactic Gold Card
Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).



77Interocitor UHF 1989 FilmBBBTechnologyElectronics

UHF
Interocitor
Technological device that Philo mentions: Oh, I just want to see if my interociter can withstand a sudden charge of sixty-thousand volts. Named after the alien device in the 1949 story The Alien Machine, and subsequent 1952 novel This Island Earth by Raymond F. Jones.

 

78Interocitor WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBTechnologyElectronics

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Interocitor
Device from This Island Earth visible in music video.



79Interplanetary ATM THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Interplanetary ATM
Automatic teller machine in outer space in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg deposit their stolen bagels.



80It's Nice to Be Nice THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBPerforming ArtsSongs

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
It's Nice to Be Nice
Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.


81Jackson Park Express WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBTravelBus Lines

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Jackson Park Express
Weird Al Yankovic: Tuesday morning, 8:15, I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express / Seemed like any other day, then my whole world changed in a way I never could have guessed / 'Cause she walked in, took the seat right across the aisle / I knew we had a special connection the second I saw her smile.



82Jerry's Bait Shop WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBRetailSporting Goods Stores

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Jerry's Bait Shop
Weird Al Yankovic: Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy, except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.



83Joe's Cafe WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBDiningCafes and Delis

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Joe's Cafe
It was just the other day when we went to Joe's Cafe, just to order up a couple steaks to eat / But we noticed something wrong - all the Worcestershire was gone, but the waitress brought a different kind of treat.


84Joe's Deli THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBDiningCafes and Delis

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Joe's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



85Jurassic Park WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBEntertainmentAmusement Parks

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Jurassic Park
Weird Al Yankovic: Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark / All the dinosaurs are running wild / Someone let T. Rex out of his pen / I'm afraid those things will harm me / 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney / And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend.



86Keith's Bagels THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBakeries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Keith's Bagels
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



87King of Suede WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBApparelClothing Stores

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
King of Suede
Clothing store.



88The Kitty Song THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBPerforming ArtsSongs

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The Kitty Song
Song Fred sings on the Fred Huggins Show.


89Know-It-All Correspondence School THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationClasses

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Know-It-All Correspondence School
School that offers classes in Molecular Biology, Nuclear Waste Management, Air Traffic Controlling, Aardvark Training, Bellybutton Lint Recycling, UFO Restoration and Repair, Unleashing Your Inner Robot, Frog Cosmetology, Accounting and so many more.



90Kuni's Karate School UHF 1989 FilmBBBEducationMartial Arts Schools

UHF
Kuni's Karate School
Al's friend Kuni's martial arts school.



91Kuni's Karate School WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 FilmBBBEducationMartial Arts Schools

WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
Kuni's Karate School
Advertisement on bulletin board - karate school from the film UHF.



92Learning About Your Nose THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-Documentary

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Learning About Your Nose
Educational film that Corky shows Bobby the inquisitive boy (because Al is playing hooky, hanging out with Daisy Fuentes in Hawaii).


93Leave It to Bigfoot UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV-Comedy

UHF
Leave It to Bigfoot
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



94Leo's Pet StoreUHF 1989 FilmBBBPetsPet Stores

UHF
Leo's Pet Store
Pet store next door to Kuni's school.


95The Lice Is Right UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV-Game Shows

UHF
The Lice Is Right
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



96Limburger Soda THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Limburger Soda
Soft drink Al mentions - he either has a thirst for knowledge, or Limburger Soda.


97Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Prep... THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Preparation
Supervillain headquarters from Fatman cartoon.



98Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBServicesServices-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline
Al's friend Judy's psychic service.



99May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBPersonal CareHair Products

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo
Shampoo ad on Al TV.



100Mayo WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBFoodCondiments

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Mayo
Generic mayonnaise product from music video, which local residents spread on their lawn to attract weasels, in order to stomp them on Weasel Stomping Day.



101Midnight Star WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBMediaNewspapers-misc

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Midnight Star
Tabloid newspaper.



102Midnight Star THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBMediaNewspapers-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Midnight Star
Newspaper.



103Milk THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBBeverage ProductsMilk

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Milk
Generic milk product from Got Milk? parody commercial.



104Mind Your Manners THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-Documentary

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Mind Your Manners
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



105Mippy THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBPerforming ArtsClowns

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Mippy
Clown on the Uncle Ralphie Show.



106Mocky THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Mocky
Beverage vending machine in Al's cave.



107Morpho-Man THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBToysAction Figures

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Morpho-Man
Action figure collection.



108Muensters Inc WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Parodies

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Muensters Inc
Cheesy version of Monsters Inc, from the New York Times crossword puzzle that Weird Al created with Eric Berlin, featuring several cheesy puns on movie titles.



109Mummy & Daddy THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Comedy

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Mummy & Daddy
Family sitcom on Al TV, featuring an actual mummy.



110My Summer Vacation THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
My Summer Vacation
Al's home movie.


111My Three Mutants UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV-Comedy

UHF
My Three Mutants
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



112Name that Stain UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Name that Stain
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



113National Rodent Society's Official Hamst... THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual
When Harvey the Wonder Hamster isn't feeling well, Al reads the National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual cover to cover.



114Nature Trail to Hell WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Horror

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Nature Trail to Hell
Horror movie: Coming this Christmas to a theater near you: The most horrifying film that hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop and he hacks up two or three in every scene. Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends. Don't spoil the big surprise. You won't believe your eyes when you see Nature Trail to Hell.


115Nature Trail to Hell Part 2 WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Horror

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Nature Trail to Hell Part 2
Horror movie sequel: See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap. See that bloody hatchet coming right at you. No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again, until we bring Nature Trail to Hell Part 2.


116Nick's Deli THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBDiningCafes and Delis

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Nick's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



117Oaties THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBreakfast Cereal

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Oaties
Breakfast cereal from Got Milk? parody commercial.



118The Official Celebrity Appearance Price ... THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The Official Celebrity Appearance Price List
Book that Al consults to find out how much it will cost to book John Tesh ($82,000).



119Our Friend Dirt THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-Documentary

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Our Friend Dirt
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



120Paul's Bakery THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBakeries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Paul's Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



121Peanutbutter Pizza THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBMenuMenu Items

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Peanutbutter Pizza
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger brings takeout peanutbutter pizza.


122The Pelican Brie WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Parodies

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
The Pelican Brie
Cheesy version of The Pelican Brief, from the New York Times crossword puzzle that Weird Al created with Eric Berlin, featuring several cheesy puns on movie titles.



123Phil Frye the Science Guy THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Phil Frye the Science Guy
TV show on Al TV.



124Pirate Day Care THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBYouth ServicesChildcare Services

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Pirate Day Care
The number one daycare for children in the entire tri-state areas.



125Pirate Roofing THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBCompaniesConstruction Companies

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Pirate Roofing
Pirate themed construction company.



126Pizza Quick THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBDiningPizza Parlors

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Pizza Quick
Pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box.



127Placebo Pictures THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBCompaniesFilm Production Companies

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Placebo Pictures
Film studio behind new natural disaster movie 60% Chance of Rain.



128Quesoblanca WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoMovies-Parodies

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Quesoblanca
Cheesy version of Casablanca, from the New York Times crossword puzzle that Weird Al created with Eric Berlin, featuring several cheesy puns on movie titles.



129Rabid Puppy THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-Parodies

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Rabid Puppy
Movie featured on the Siskel & Ebert parody on Al TV.



130The Racketball Channel WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoTV Stations

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
The Racketball Channel
Weird Al Yankovic: I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, the news and weather from Peru, I got celebrity hockey, the Racketball Channel too.



131Raul's Wild Kingdom UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Raul's Wild Kingdom
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



132Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodCondiments

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt
Product Al uses to make a snack for bad influence Spike: Hickory flavored asphalt with anchovy jell-O on whole wheat bread.



133Sabrina the Teenage Fish THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Comedy

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Sabrina the Teenage Fish
TV show on Al TV.



134Safety and You THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoMovies-Documentary

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Safety and You
Safety video for kids.



135Secrets of the Universe UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Secrets of the Universe
TV show on U62.



136The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame UHF 1989 FilmBBBEntertainmentMuseum Halls

UHF
The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame
Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.



137Siamese Faith Healer's Network WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoTV Stations

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Siamese Faith Healer's Network
Weird Al Yankovic: I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, the news and weather from Peru, I got celebrity hockey, the Racketball Channel too.



138Silly Choice Foods, Inc. THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodFood Companies

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Silly Choice Foods, Inc.
Company that makes Silly Choices Dinners, prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.



139Silly Choices Dinners THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodPasta

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Silly Choices Dinners
Prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.



140Sol's Deli THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBDiningCafes and Delis

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Sol's Deli
Deli in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg steal bagels.



141Spatula City UHF 1989 FilmBBBHome FurnishingHome Furnishing Stores

UHF
Spatula City
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you. Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City!



142Spin the Wheel THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Game Shows

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Spin the Wheel
TV game show where guests spin a wheel, over and over.



143Sport Shoe THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBApparelFootwear

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Sport Shoe
Shoe product. You don't deserve to wear 'em.



144Stanley Spadowski's Playhouse UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV-Children

UHF
Stanley Spadowski's Playhouse
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



145Supersonic Gut-icizer THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBProductsFitness Products

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Supersonic Gut-icizer
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. Some sort of exercise product. For a limited time, you can get one with Al's face on it.



146Syndicated Inc. WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBVideoTV Stations

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Syndicated Inc.
Company that airs TV show reruns.


147Taco Grande WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBDiningFast Food-Mexican

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Taco Grande
Mexican fast food restaurant. Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice / The taquitos here are very nice / Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese / And could you make that separate checks, please? Taco Grande, Taco Grande.



148Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationAcademic Fields

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.


149That's Disgusting UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
That's Disgusting
TV show on U62.



150This Old Mouth THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
This Old Mouth
TV show on Al TV featuring a close-up of a mouth.



151Time Machine THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBTravelTime Travel

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Time Machine
Al invents a time machine.



152Tom Frank Bakery THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBakeries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Tom Frank Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



153Tom's Bakery THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodBakeries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Tom's Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



154Town Talk UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Town Talk
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



155Traffic Court UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Traffic Court
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



156The Tupperware Museum UHF 1989 FilmBBBEntertainmentMuseums

UHF
The Tupperware Museum
Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.



157Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBLiteratureTextbooks

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



158U-62 UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Stations

UHF
U-62
TV station.



159Udderly Frozen Ice Cream THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBFoodFood Companies

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Udderly Frozen Ice Cream
Ice cream company from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon that Evil Uncle Frank plans to use to flood the city.



160UFO Restoration and Repair THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationClasses

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
UFO Restoration and Repair
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



161Unbelievable Discoveries THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Unbelievable Discoveries
Al joins Mike Levey on his show Unbelievable Discoveries (parody of Amazing Discoveries), selling products to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



162Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse
TV show on U62.



163The Uncle Ralphie Show THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV-Children

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The Uncle Ralphie Show
Children's TV show hosted by Uncle Ralphie, host that Al competes against for the Best TV Host Award.



164Underwater Bingo for Teens UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Underwater Bingo for Teens
TV show on U62.



165Unleashing Your Inner Robot THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationClasses

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Unleashing Your Inner Robot
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



166Volcano Worshiper's Hour UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Volcano Worshiper's Hour
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



167WA Industries WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBCompaniesIndustries

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
WA Industries
Weird Al's company, from the music video.



168Whac-A-Squirrel THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBToysArcade Games

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Whac-A-Squirrel
Arcade game denounced by the host announcing the winner of the Best TV Host Award. Stand-in for Whac-A-Mole.


169Wheel of Fish UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Wheel of Fish
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



170Wide World of Tractor Pulls UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Wide World of Tractor Pulls
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



171Willy's Fun Arcade WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicBBBEntertainmentVideo Game Arcades

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Willy's Fun Arcade
Arcade next door to the King of Suede clothing store.



172WLS Special Motor Oil THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVehiclesAutomotive Products

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
WLS Special Motor Oil
Motor oil Al puts on his Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos snack.



173Wonderful World of Phlegm UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
Wonderful World of Phlegm
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



174Woodrow Wilson Elementary School THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBEducationElementary Schools

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Woodrow Wilson Elementary School
School featured in the Safety and You safety video for kids.



175Woo's Antiques THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBHome FurnishingAntique Stores

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Woo's Antiques
Antique shop from the Fatman cartoon where alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, so he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, only to discover that he's broke, because Harvey hacked into his bank account and deleted all his funds.



176X-ray Spray THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBTechnologySpy Gadgets

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
X-ray Spray
Al's brand new invention.



177Yank-Co THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBCompaniesCompanies-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Yank-Co
Al's company that makes the products he sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.


178Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBApparelFootwear

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.



179Yanko Maniac THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBMediaVideo Games

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Yanko Maniac
Arcade video game in Al's cave.



180Yankovic's Deli THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBDiningCafes and Delis

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Yankovic's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



181Yappy's Dog Treats UHF 1989 FilmBBBPetsPet Products

UHF
Yappy's Dog Treats
Dog treat product advertised on Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse.



182You Bet Your Pink Slip UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
You Bet Your Pink Slip
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.



183The Young and the Dyslexic UHF 1989 FilmBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

UHF
The Young and the Dyslexic
TV show on U62.



184The Young and the Housebroken THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesBBBVideoTV Shows-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The Young and the Housebroken
TV soap opera.



FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
185November 21, 1620 THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesDates19th Century and earlierEvents

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
November 21, 1620
The English ship Mayflower reaches what is now the United States, dropping anchor near the tip of Cpde Cod, Massachusetts - except that Al claims the anchor in question was actually a fruitcake gifted to the Yankovic family, used as the boat's anchor after he original anchor was eaten by a giant sea monster. The fruitcake has since been passed down from generation to generation. Al attempts to serve said fruitcake at his holiday party, but it proves too tough to cut.



186June 18, 1989 UHF 1989 FilmDates20th Century: 80sEvents

UHF
June 18, 1989
Father's Day. R.J. Fletcher's son Richard gifts him a watch, which he is not happy with: What is this piece of crap? I thought I told you I wanted a Rolex! A Rolex!

 

187December 1, 1989 WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 FilmDates20th Century: 80sDeath Dates

WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
December 1, 1989
Pablo Escobar's 40th birthday party. After Escobar's men kidnap Madonna, Al flies to Colombia and confronts the drug lord, killing him. With the kingpin dead, Madonna tries to talk Al into giving up music and helping her take over his drug empire, but Al rejects her.



188November 28, 1995 THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesDates20th Century: 90sEvents

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
November 28, 1995
Alien pirate fish Zork's Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card is valid from November 28, 1995 to March 13, 1999 (from Fatman cartoon).



189March 13, 1999 THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesDates20th Century: 90sEvents

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
March 13, 1999
Alien pirate fish Zork's Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card is valid from November 28, 1995 to March 13, 1999 (from Fatman cartoon).



190January 1 WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicDatesNo YearEvents

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
January 1
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero / And if the radiation level's okay / I'll go out with you and see the all new mutations on New Year's Day.



191December 25 WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicDatesNo YearEvents

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
December 25
Weird Al Yankovic: It's Christmas at Ground Zero / Now the missiles are on their way / What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked / On this jolly holiday.



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
19253rd Street WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicMapTransit RoutesStreets

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
53rd Street
Weird Al Yankovic: And then the bus stopped at 53rd Street, and she got up suddenly / "Where are you going?", pleaded my eyes, "Baby, don't you do this to me / Think of the beautiful children we could have someday / We could school them at home, raise them up the right way, and protect them from the evils of the world like Trigonometry and Prime Numbers, oh no, baby, please don't go!"



193Bedrock WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicMapUrban AreasCities

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Bedrock
Weird Al Yankovic: Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation / Sometimes I feel like I wanna go to the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock. I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell you why...



194Blorg THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesMapOuter SpacePlanets

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Blorg
Planet from the Fatman cartoon, home of the alien pirate fish that are stealing bagels from bakeries and delis.



195Dagobah WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicMapOuter SpacePlanets

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Dagobah
Weird Al Yankovic: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S-O-D-A soda / I saw the little runt sitting there on a log, I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, Yoda, Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo, yo, yo, yo, Yoda.



196Hood Cave THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesMapNatureCaverns

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Hood Cave
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger's secret hideout. Parody of the Bat Cave.


197Squirma THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesMapGeographic AreasCountries

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Squirma
Squirmese chef Varna from the country of Squirma where hamsters considered a delicacy attempts to cook Harvey the Wonder Hamster.



198Zargo VII THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesMapOuter SpacePlanets

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Zargo VII
Zargonauts from the planet Zargo VII come to Earth looking for all the people that are best at something to start a new super advanced civilization.



OTHER
199Al Yankovic WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic: Hey Escobar, eat it!



200Al's hamster's name, the most fearless r... THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherTriviaName Game-Animals

Al's hamster's name, the most fearless rodent in the world.
Harvey
Victor
Edward



201Al's imaginary friend's name. THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherTriviaName Game

Al's imaginary friend's name.
Arnie
Gilbert
Grape


202AnnouncerUHF 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

UHF
Announcer
Announcer: Next week on U62 - He's back, and this time, he's mad - Gandhi II - No more mister passive resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with.


203Banana Mustard Sandwich THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-Sandwich

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Banana Mustard Sandwich
Sandwich that Al's producer J. B. Toppersmith's nephew Huey mentions to Al.


204Best TV Show Host Award THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecognitionAwards

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Best TV Show Host Award
Al and Uncle Ralphie compete for the Best TV Show Host Award, which Fred Huggins wins.



205Blue-nostrilled Pigeon THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Blue-nostrilled Pigeon
Bird Al reads about while studying the books sent him from the Know-It-All Correspondence School: "The blue-nostrilled pigeon keeps it young inside its left ear for the entire length of gestation".


206Candy Corn on the Cob THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Candy Corn on the Cob
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



207Cave Con III THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherEventsConventions and Seminars

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Cave Con III
Al and Harvey attend the annual cave dwellers convention.



208Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffin... THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffing and Gravy
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



209Chocolate Lasagne THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Chocolate Lasagne
Dweezil Zappa's reward for helping out with chores in Al's cave. Except that Harvey eats it all himself.



210Fatman THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Fatman
Fatman: Take that, evil seafood!


211Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos
Snack Al makes.



212Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling
Muffins that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



213Gandhi UHF 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

UHF
Gandhi
Gandhi: Don't move, slimeball.


214George Newman UHF 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

UHF
George Newman
George Newman: Red rum! Red rum!



215Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies
Brownies that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



216Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake
Poundcake that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



217Green Shamrock Mosses THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Green Shamrock Mosses
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



218Hamster of the Year THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecognitionAwards

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Hamster of the Year
Award on Harvey's wall.



219Harvey THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Harvey
Harvey: Well, looks like the Egg Man is toast.


220Heart-shaped Ham THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Heart-shaped Ham
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



221Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Je... THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Jell-O on Whole Wheat Bread
Snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.



222Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-Sandwich

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich
Al's specialty, mentioned during the song that opens the show: Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave twenty miles below the surface of the Earth, and he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth.



223Lima Bean Cookies THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Lima Bean Cookies
Cookies Al bakes.



224MadonnaWEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
Madonna
Madonna: Why rule the music industry when you can rule the world?


225Mood Pie THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Mood Pie
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



226Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic
Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, the Joker ran away, hey!



227Perhaps Not Technically the Best, But Ar... WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 FilmOtherRecognitionAwards

WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
Perhaps Not Technically the Best, But Arguably the Most Famous Accordion Player in an Extremely Specific Genre of Music
Award that Al wins the night is assassinated at the Shrine Auditorium in 1985.



228The Procrastinator THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The Procrastinator
The Procrastinator: Fine, be that way. You know, you don't even deserve world domination.


229Reporter #1 & Reporter #2 THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Reporter #1 & Reporter #2
Reporter #1: Do you have an agent?
Reporter #2: Do you have a book deal?
Reporter #1: Do you hang out with the Incredible Hulk?
Reporter #2: Do you plan to change your name to an unpronounceable symbol?
Reporter #1: Do you smell something funny?


230Ron Popeil & Tony Little THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Ron Popeil & Tony Little
Ron Popeil: That boy was our only hope.
Tony Little: No, there is another.



231Split Pea Fudge THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Split Pea Fudge
Fudge Al makes that clears the rats away so the miners can fix the wall they broke.


232Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls
Jalapeno flavored snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.


233Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



234Tuna Punch THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Tuna Punch
Drink Al serves at his holiday party.


235Twinkie Wiener SandwichUHF 1989 FilmOtherRecipesRecipes-Sandwich

UHF
Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
Sandwich that Al makes.


236Untitled UHF 1989 FilmOtherThemesPleasantville


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237Untitled WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherThemes3-D


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238Untitled WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherThemesShield, The


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239Untitled THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherThemesGray Eagle


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240Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a D... THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a Dull Knife, Sprinkled with Gummy Worms Topped with Your Favorite Brand of India Ink
One of Al's favorite recipes.


241Weird Al THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Weird Al
Weird Al: If you got blacktop and you got gelatin, you got good eatin'.


242Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Put your viking helmet on, spread that mayonnaise on the lawn, don't you know it's Weird Al Yankovic!



243Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S-O-D-A soda / I saw the little runt sitting there on a log, I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, Weird Al Yankovic, Y-O-D-A Weird Al Yankovic Yo, yo, yo, yo, Weird Al Yankovic.



244Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Poor Peter Parker was pitiful, couldn't have been any shyer / Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him, even if his hair was on fire / But then one day he went to that science lab, that mutated spider came down / Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls and he's swingin' all over town.



245Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh my my this here Anakin guy, may be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry, and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."



246Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, that's it for the introductions. And now, the story. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh... Oh, excuse me... Once upon a time, I think it was last Thursday, a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green meadow.



247Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene / I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans / No redwood hot tub to my name / I got all that I want and if it's all the same to you / I'll be mellow when I'd dead.


248Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on Channel 3. It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me.


249Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Hit the boards and paid my dues, and got phenomenal rave reviews / I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt / I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone / Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone / But the years have come and gone, and I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out.


250Weird Al Yankovic WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: My life is brilliant / Your life's a joke / You're just pathetic / You're always broke / Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressin' me / You're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy.



251Weird Al Yankovic THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: What's wrong with the world when TV doesn't make you feel better?


252Weird Al Yankovic THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: How awful! How heartless! How could anyone sink so low to do a parody of another human being?



253Weird Al Yankovic's middle name. WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 MusicOtherTriviaName Game

Weird Al Yankovic's middle name.
Matthew
Mark
Luke



254Weird Al's bad influence friend's name. THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesOtherTriviaName Game

Weird Al's bad influence friend's name.
Tom
Jerry
Spike



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