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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | A Matrix Christmas    | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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 | THE SIMPSONS
A Matrix Christmas
Movie advertised as Coming soon at Springfield Googolplex Theatres. |
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| 2 | White Rabbit | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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 | RICK AND MORTY
White Rabbit
Nightlcub visible in the background in the Matrix where Morty traps Rick. |
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| 3 | You're in the Matrix, Charlie Brown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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| THE SIMPSONS
You're in the Matrix, Charlie Brown
Movie advertised as Coming soon at Springfield Googolplex Theatres. |
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 4 | Zion | MTV 1981 Other | Map | Urban Areas | Cities |
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 | MTV
Zion
2003 MTV Movie Awards hosts Justin Timberlake and Sean William Scott find themselves at the rave in Zion from Matrix Reloaded with Andy Dick. |
 
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| OTHER |
| 5 | Agent Smith | GENERAL ELECTRIC 1892 Other | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | GENERAL ELECTRIC
Agent Smith
Agent Smith: Red or blue? |
 
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| 6 | The Architect | MTV 1981 Other | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MTV
The Architect
The Architect: You do not want to see me get out of this chair! Ergo, open your yapper one more time and I'm gonna architect a world of pain all over your candy ass! Ergo! Vis a vis! Concordantly! |
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| 7 | The Architect | MTV 1981 Other | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MTV
The Architect
The Architect: Watch the sass, Captain Sassy Pants. |
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| 8 | The Architect | MTV 1981 Other | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MTV
The Architect
The Architect: The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherent in the programming of the Matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you irrevocably remain human. Ergo, concordantly, vis a vis? You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool. |
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| 9 | The Architect | SCARY MOVIE 3 2003 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SCARY MOVIE 3
The Architect
The Architect: Hello, Cindy. I am the Architect. |
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| 10 | The Architect | MTV 1981 Other | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MTV
The Architect
The Architect: I am the Architect, but please call me Larry. |
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| 11 | Aunt Shaneequa | SCARY MOVIE 3 2003 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SCARY MOVIE 3
Aunt Shaneequa
Aunt Shaneequa: You can call me the Oracle. |
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| 12 | Billy Butcher | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE BOYS
Billy Butcher
Billy Butcher: Hughie, calm down, all right? This is like that scene in The Matrix. Now, you could take the fucking red pill, right? Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, or you could take the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill, and quit being a cunt. |
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| 13 | Billy Butcher & Hughie Campbell | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE BOYS
Billy Butcher & Hughie Campbell
Billy Butcher: What do I look like?
Hughie Campbell: Like you're starring in a porn version of The Matrix. |
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| 14 | Carol & Zosia | PLURIBUS 2025 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PLURIBUS
Carol & Zosia
Carol: This isn't gonna turn into the orgy scene at the end of that Matrix movie, is it?
Zosia: Not unless you want it to. |
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| 15 | Dan & Wyatt | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | NIGHT COURT
Dan & Wyatt
Dan: What kind of stunted man-child goes in for this kind of stuff?
Wyatt (as Morpheus): One who's seen the world for what it really is. (Normal voice) Morpheus. From "The Matrix."
Dan: Good God. You're one of them. I mean, that's surprising. You present as a person who's had sex.
Wyatt: If you don't think these people are having sex, you don't know Comic-Con. For five days, the horniest indoor kids in the galaxy gathered to dress up and bed down. And since this is my first Con since the divorce, I'm ready to show all the ladies we're living in a... stimulation. |
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| 16 | Dean Pelton & Abed | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | COMMUNITY
Dean Pelton & Abed
Dean Pelton: Abed, are you making a religious film?
Abed: All movies are religious to me.
Dean Pelton: Nice. But is it a movie about Jesus?
Abed: Is The Matrix? Is RoboCop? Is Superman Returns? All stories are about death and resurrection.
Dean Pelton: I've got one, Wrath of Khan.
Abed: That's a good one.
Dean Pelton: Spock sacrifices himself for the crew and gets reborn. How captivating was Ricardo Montalban in that? I'm serious... Except in Abed's film, the character's name isn't Spock. That's true.
Abed: It's Abed. |
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| 17 | Derek & Hansel | ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL
Derek & Hansel
Derek & Hansel
Derek: What? Did you hack into a mainframe?
Hansel: Are we in the Matrix right now? |
 
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| 18 | Dijon & Barry | SAUSAGE PARTY: FOODTOPIA 2024 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SAUSAGE PARTY: FOODTOPIA
Dijon & Barry
Dijon: I have you beat.
Barry: Do you? |
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| 19 | Dylan | DOOGAL 2005 Animated Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT
Dylan
Dylan: l trained with Morpheus. l know kung-fu, John Woo, judo, kendo, tae kwon do, Wu-Tang Clan, and chai tea. |
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| 20 | Dylan | DOOGAL 2005 Animated Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT
Dylan
Dylan: There is no spoon. |
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| 21 | Grace & Kate | CORPORATE 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | CORPORATE
Grace & Kate
Grace: Kate, if I let you read what your male co-workers have said about you, there is no going back. If you pick the blue pen, you'll wake up...
Kate: Just show it to me! |
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| 22 | Gurgs | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| NIGHT COURT
Gurgs
Gurgs: I wish we were in the Matrix. Learning kung fu is taking forever. |
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| 23 | Gurgs & Wyatt | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| NIGHT COURT
Gurgs & Wyatt
Gurgs: Okay, Wyatt. I'm coming to Comic-Con.
Wyatt: Trinity! Nice!
Gurgs: I'll take your kids to the "PAW Patrol" panel while Morpheus looks for "The One"... who will have sex with him. |
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| 24 | Justin Timberlake | MTV 1981 Other | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MTV
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake: That is a shitload of Stifflers. |
 
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| 25 | The Keymaker | MTV 1981 Other | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MTV
The Keymaker
The Keymaker: What's happening, hot stuffs? |
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| 26 | Killer | SCARY MOVIE 2000 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SCARY MOVIE
Killer
Killer: Surprise, Cindy! |
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| 27 | Matt, Paige & Grace | CORPORATE 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| CORPORATE
Matt, Paige & Grace
Matt: You think I look like shit?
Paige: You have... flaws.
Matt: What are they?
Paige: Matt, you have to understand, if we tell you, there's no going back.
Grace: Pick the azure eyeliner, and
the conversation ends here. You wake up in your bed and believe you're beautiful. Pick this scarlet lip liner, and we'll show you how deep the rabbit hole
of insecurity goes. |
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| 28 | Nina Harrison | THE TWILIGHT ZONE 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Nina Harrison
Nina Harrison: I don't expect you to believe me, Dorian. I don't need you to answer any questions or figure it all out. I... I don't know if it's a problem with my mind, or... some kind of parallel universe, a... a glitch in the matrix, some cosmic strings. I don't know. I just need you to help me figure out how to end it. |
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| 29 | Ryan King & Terrell Owens | GO ON 2012 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | GO ON
Ryan King & Terrell Owens
Ryan King: Wow, Danny, you look great. (pointing at Terrell Owens) So do you, by the way.
Terrell Owens: Thanks. It's like Sgt. Pepper meets the Matrix. |
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| 30 | Shame | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | WORKAHOLICS
Shame
Shame: Congrats on taking the blue pill. |
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| 31 | Shrek | SHREK 2001 Animated Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SHREK
Shrek
Shrek: You're not exactly what I expected. |
 
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| 32 | Simon Williams | WONDER MAN 2025 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | WONDER MAN
Simon Williams
Simon Williams (to Joe Pantoliano): You know, I never eat a steak without thinking of you in the Matrix. |
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| 33 | Sister Sage | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE BOYS
Sister Sage
Sister Sage: The Whole pitch blows. It blows, harder than Nancy Reagan on the MGM backlot. Vought got rid of most of the sidekicks after Gunpowder. The settlements exceeded profitability. Ryan is the first natural born superhero, and his brand needs to reflect that. He's not one of Vought's lab rat freaks. He was chosen - by fate, God, whatever - to be the one to save the world. The chosen one narrative only works if he stands alone. Harry Potter. Neo. Luke Skywalker. |
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| 34 | Weird Barbie | BARBIE 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BARBIE
Weird Barbie
Weird Barbie: So, what'll it be then? You can go back to your regular life and forget any of this ever happened, or you can know the truth about the universe. The choice is now yours. |
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| 35 | Wingman | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| COMMUNITY
Wingman
Wingman: You can't seize me. I am the creator of your reality. I am Neo in the third act of the Matrix. I'm also Neo in the first act of the second Matrix. I didn't get around to seeing the third one, but my guess is - Oh! (Cobra soldier hits Jeff over the head). |
 
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| 36 | Wyatt | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| NIGHT COURT
Wyatt
Wyatt: I'm no longer Morpheus, keeper of all the secrets of the Matrix. I'm Rocky, the worst "PAW Patrol" dog... whose power is garbage truck. |
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| 37 | Wyatt | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| NIGHT COURT
Wyatt
Wyatt: So, uh, how about we put on a sorting hat and see what house we're going back to... yours or mine. That would have worked if I was dressed as Morpheus! |
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