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#	Record Name	Source	Group	Category	Subcategory
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1	Adolescent Apparel	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Adolescent Apparel Clothing store in New York City.
2	American Fun Club	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Nightlife	Nightclubs
	ZOOLANDER American Fun Club Club mentioned in article about the death of male model Anton Squire.
3	Ana Rexia Denim	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Ana Rexia Denim Jeans product.
4	Apparel	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Apparel Clothing store in New York City.
5	Aqua Vitae	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	ZOOLANDER 2 Aqua Vitae Skin cream ad featuring Derek Zoolander from 1993. "Moo!"
6	Astromech Droid	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Technology	Robot Models
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Astromech Droid There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade.
7	Bags	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Bags Clothing accessories store in New York City.
8	Balls Models	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Services	Talent Agencies
	ZOOLANDER Balls Models Maury Ballstein's modeling agency.
9	Bentex Surgical Center	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Healthcare	Plastic Surgery
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Bentex Surgical Center Plastic surgery center in Beverly Hills that Derek and Hansel visit investigating the fat celebrities mystery. Owned by plastic surgeon Dr. James Bentex, who turns out to be the supervillain Dr. Botoxo.
10	Big Book of Whales	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Literature	Books-Nature
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Big Book of Whales Book Derek reads in Katy Perry's limo.
11	BNW	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Video	TV Stations
	ZOOLANDER 2 BNW TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling.
12	Boulangerie Patisserie	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Bakeries
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Boulangerie Patisserie Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.
13	BQ	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL BQ Parody of GQ.
14	Brolex	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Brolex Clothing accessory store in New York City.
15	C/M/C	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL C/M/C Clothing store in New York City.
16	Cafe Beverly	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Cafe Beverly Cafe in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo.
17	Celebrity Scandal	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Celebrity Scandal Reporter Matilda Jeffries current employer.
18	Channel 2	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Video	TV-News
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Channel 2 Local TV news team reporting on the grand opening of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator.
19	Chunky Boy Sweatpants	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Chunky Boy Sweatpants Product endorsement that Maury Ballstein gets for Derek and Hansel after they get fat.
20	Cinnamon Surge	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Candy
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Cinnamon Surge Nicotine gum that Derek Zoolander mentions: That's right - smoking is bad for you. That's why nicotine comes in delicious flavors of gum, like mint, cinnamon surge and orange mocha.
21	Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto.
22	Club Brik	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Nightlife	Clubs
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Club Brik Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet.
23	Couture	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Couture Clothing store in New York City, as well as Paris.
24	Cruetly	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	ZOOLANDER Cruetly Mugatu: "Note to Self: Trademark the word cruelty for a new line of men's kerchiefs."
25	D&I	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL D&I Also known as Diego & Ines. Clothing store in New York City.
26	DD	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Websites
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL DD Also known as Definitely Darren - website the cops check for fresh gossip.
27	DeBelio Pasta Authentico	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Food	Food Companies
	ZOOLANDER 2 DeBelio Pasta Authentico Italian food company truck in the background when Derek crashes his car in Rome.
28	Denim	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Denim Clothing store in New York City.
29	Derek Zoolander Calendar	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Products	Office Products
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Calendar Twenty-one month calendar available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men. Twenty-one all new full-color photographs taken by one of fashion's most outstanding photographers to make the next year and nine months a little more handsome.
30	Derek Zoolander Camel Milk	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Beverage Products	Milk
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Derek Zoolander Camel Milk Brand of camel milk that Derek endorses, available in bucket or jar. "Two weeks on the market, it's already the best selling brand of camel milk.
31	Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who ...	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Education	Primary Schools
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too What is this - a school for ants????
32	Derek Zoolander University of Modeling f...	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Education	Performing Arts Schools
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men Derek's modeling school. Also known as DZU. Call 1-600-ZOOLANDER.
33	Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Ca...	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Education	Primary Schools
	ZOOLANDER 2 Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too Derek's school collapses into the water, killing his wife.
34	Derelicte	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	ZOOLANDER Derelicte Mugatu's Clothing line.
35	Diet Water	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Beverage Products	Bottled Water
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Diet Water Bottled water served with Derek's favorite meal, Tofu on the cob.
36	Don Atari Brand Prunes	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Food	Fruits and Vegetables
	ZOOLANDER 2 Don Atari Brand Prunes
37	Dr. Botoxo	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Healthcare	Doctors
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Dr. Botoxo Supervillain that turns celebrities fat, among other evil acts. Actually Dr. James Bentex, a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills.
38	Dr. James Bentex	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Healthcare	Plastic Surgery
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Dr. James Bentex Plastic surgeon that owns the Bentex Surgical Center, a plastic surgery center in Beverly Hills that Derek and Hansel visit investigating the fat celebrities mystery. Dr. Bentex turns out to be the supervillain Dr. Botoxo.
39	DZU Tote Bag	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Apparel	Luggage
	ZOOLANDER DZU Tote Bag Tote bag available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men, containing items no male model should be without: hairbrush, comb, gel, tanning oil, protective lip balm, larger comb, bottled water, crackers and cheese, a small bottle of liquor, tissues, sewing kit, pudding, and adhesive tape.
40	El Tailor	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Maintenance	Laundry Services
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL El Tailor Tailor shop in Milan, Italy.
41	Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Vo...	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Personal Care	Hair Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Volumizing Gel GGG product.
42	Farmacia	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Retail	Drugstores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Farmacia Drug store in Milan, Italy.
43	Fat Ray	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Weapons	Weapons-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Fat Ray Nani's weapon that "obesifies" celebrities.
44	The Fountain of Youth	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Services	Sex Services
	ZOOLANDER 2 The Fountain of Youth The hand job joint in where Hansel used to work in SoHo.
45	Foxyboy	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Foxyboy Clothing store in New York City.
46	F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Video	TV Shows-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo TV show in Milan, Italy.
47	G1988	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL G1988 Clothing store in New York City.
48	The Garden of Eden [service]	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Services	Services-misc
	ZOOLANDER 2 The Garden of Eden [service] The turkish bathhouse Derek used to work at in Tribeca.
49	GGG	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL GGG Gunther Geiger Grooming. Store in New York City.
50	Globo Gym	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Personal Care	Fitness Centers
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Globo Gym Gym in New York City, originally from the movie Dodgeball.
51	Gluten-free Gluten	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Food-Baking
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Gluten-free Gluten Derek tells Accessory not to spill Hansel's jar of Gluten-free Gluten when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon.
52	GNB	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Video	TV Stations
	ZOOLANDER 2 GNB TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling.
53	Gosberry Seeds	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Snack Food
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Gosberry Seeds One of only three items when fat Derek and Hansek open the refrigerator.
54	Hansel Juice	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Beverage Products	Juice
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Hansel Juice Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. It's melted ice from the seafood case at D'Agostino's. "It'll put the pep back in your pupik." Later advertised on a billboard in Paris. "C'est Chouette!"
55	House of Atoz	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Companies	Companies-misc
	ZOOLANDER 2 House of Atoz Fashion company.
56	House of Atoz Youth Milk	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	ZOOLANDER 2 House of Atoz Youth Milk "Do you ever get that feeling when you see beautiful teenager girl with perfect skin and you want to kill her and take her skin and put it on your skin? We bottled that feeling."
57	Jaboud Cosmetics	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Retail	Drugstores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Jaboud Cosmetics Cosmetics company behind Meestery, the new perfume by Leighton Meester.
58	Jeremy Lemonade	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Beverage Products	Juice
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Jeremy Lemonade Derek visits a lemonade stand, and teaches a young boy the importance of branding.
59	Kardashian Particle Accelerator	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Technology	Power Supplies
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Kardashian Particle Accelerator The Red Carpet attacks at the debut of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator. Advanced particle physics isn't just for the Kardashians anymore.
60	Kave	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Nightlife	Nightclubs
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Kave Nightclub where Derek and his friends celebrate their victory over their evil foes in Paris.
61	KO! Celeb News	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL KO! Celeb News Celebrity magazine.
62	Kraut	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Food-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Kraut Giant can of sauerkraut that Hansel eats.
63	Laines-Mercerie	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Laines-Mercerie Clothing store in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.
64	Lard	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Food-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Lard Generic product girl eats in the street when females start emulating fat celebrities.
65	Le Cafe	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Le Cafe Cafe in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.
66	Le Pain	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Dining	Fast Food
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Le Pain Bread cart in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.
67	Look YT	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Video	TV Stations
	ZOOLANDER 2 Look YT TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling.
68	Luxury Fur Co.	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Luxury Fur Co. Clothing store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals.
69	L'usine	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Companies	Manufacturing
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL L'usine Factory in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.
70	Maxa Blowizard	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Apparel	Hair Accessories
	ZOOLANDER Maxa Blowizard Hairdryer mentioned in article about the death of noted male model Emmnuel.
71	Meebi's	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Retail	Office Supply Stores
	ZOOLANDER 2 Meebi's Arts and crafts store where Derek Zoolander bought supplies used to build his Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too.
72	Meestery	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Personal Care	Perfumes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Meestery Perfume by Leighton Meester. It's light, graceful, elegant, like putting Grace Kelly up your nose. With a hint of seawater.
73	Menswear	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Menswear Clothing store in New York City.
74	Men's Health for Women	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Men's Health for Women Magazine that Derek mentions when Matilda talks about getting hired by a real magazine again.
75	Met-Rx	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Menu	Drinks
	ZOOLANDER Met-Rx Sports drink.
76	Milk	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Beverage Products	Milk
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Milk Generic milk product.
77	The Mine Shaft	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Nightlife	Bars
	ZOOLANDER The Mine Shaft A bar located near a coal mine, marketing towards miners.
78	Moogberg Development Group LTD	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Companies	Development Companies
	ZOOLANDER 2 Moogberg Development Group LTD Mugato's construction company that built Derek Zoolander's Center for kids who can't read good and who wanna Learn to do other stuff good, too.
79	Mugato	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Mugato Clothing store in New York City.
80	N Handbags	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL N Handbags Clothing accessory store in New York City.
81	Nani	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Nani Celebrity magazine.
82	Nani Couture	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Nani Couture Clothing store in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo.
83	Nani-wear	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Nani-wear Psychotic 10 year old fashionista supervillain Nani''s clothing line.
84	New York Newspaper	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Newspapers-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL New York Newspaper Local newspaper in New York City.
85	NNK	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Video	TV-News
	ZOOLANDER 2 NNK TV station broadscasting press conference when Derek retires from modeling.
86	Non-Fat Otter's Milk	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Beverage Products	Milk
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Non-Fat Otter's Milk One of only three items when fat Derek and Hansek open the refrigerator.
87	Orange Mocha	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Candy
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Orange Mocha Nicotine gum that Derek Zoolander mentions: That's right - smoking is bad for you. That's why nicotine comes in delicious flavors of gum, like mint, cinnamon surge and orange mocha.
88	Palazzo D'Caca	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Travel	Lodging-misc
	ZOOLANDER 2 Palazzo D'Caca Hotel and resort in Rome. The entire hotel is biodegradable and made from reclaimed human waste.
89	Pate	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Condiments
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Pate Truck Derek uses to defeat his evil foes during the epic battle in Paris.
90	Patisserie	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Bakeries
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Patisserie Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.
91	Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear Clothing store in New York City.
92	Protocol Droid	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Technology	Robot Models
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Protocol Droid There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade.
93	Put This Gunn in Your Mouth	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Beverage Products	Energy Drinks
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Put This Gunn in Your Mouth Tim Gunn claims he was approached for his own brand of energy drink called Put This Gunn in your Mouth, which he mentions while narrating about Derek and Hansel launch ing a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. .
94	Rolling Tone	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Rolling Tone Parody of Rolling Stone.
95	Rosenstein's Cafe	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Rosenstein's Cafe Cafe in New York City.
96	The Ryan Seacrest	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Menu	Sandwiches
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL The Ryan Seacrest Sandwich at New York deli Langer's. According to Derek Zoolander, "It's like Ryan Seacrest is in your mouth."
97	Saint Adonis Cemetery	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Services	Cemeteries
	ZOOLANDER Saint Adonis Cemetery
98	Salvarani	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Companies	Construction Companies
	ZOOLANDER 2 Salvarani Italian construction company truck that Derek hits that causes his car to flip over in Rome.
99	Sentinel	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Technology	Robot Models
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Sentinel Frankie J-PEG rides a Sentinel/Squid from The Matrix on a float in the Robot Pride Parade.
100	Size Triple Extra Mega Large	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Size Triple Extra Mega Large Nani's new clothing line, why she's turning the world's most fabulous celebrities into pudgy piggies. 3 times the materlal, 4 times the price.
101	Skin	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Retail	Drugstores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Skin Personal care products store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals.
102	Snooty Network	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Video	TV Stations
	ZOOLANDER 2 Snooty Network TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling.
103	SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Dining	Fast Food-Chicken
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken Fast food chicken place that Derek and Hansel visit after they have been "obesified".
104	Soy Gurt	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Food	Dairy Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Soy Gurt One of only three items when fat Derek and Hansek open the refrigerator.
105	Stars!	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Stars! Celebrity magazine.
106	Stole	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Stole Clothing store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals.
107	Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Weapons	Weapons-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks One of Hansel's inventions, also known as Hanselvention, with chain's made of hemp.
108	Tam Play	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Tam Play Summer's flirty new tampon product, subject of Matilda's latest assignment for Celebrity Scandal.
109	Teaching My Father to Read	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Literature	Books-Biography
	ZOOLANDER 2 Teaching My Father to Read Book by Derek Zoolander, Jr. that becomes a #1 Bestseller and a National Book Award winner.
110	Teen Vague	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Teen Vague Parody of Teen Vogue.
111	That's How I Killed Your Mother	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Video	TV Shows-misc
	ZOOLANDER 2 That's How I Killed Your Mother TV show, joke Mugatu makes to Derek Jr. "On CBS right after Two Broke Girls"
112	Tuff's Gym	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	BBB	Personal Care	Fitness Centers
	ZOOLANDER Tuff's Gym Gym mentioned in article about the death of male model Ray Villalobos.
113	Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto.
114	Valentina Valencia Center for Swimsuit M...	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	BBB	Education	Performing Arts Schools
	ZOOLANDER 2 Valentina Valencia Center for Swimsuit Models Who Want to Be Taken Seriously and Maybe Transition Into Law Enforcement Too
115	Violet Fashion Magazine	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Violet Fashion Magazine Magazine.
116	Weird	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Media	Magazines-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Weird Parody of Wired.
117	Yuppo	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Yuppo Shoestore in New York City.
118	The Z Car	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Vehicles	Motor Vehicles
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL The Z Car Derek's car.
119	Zoolander: Super Model	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	BBB	Video	TV-Sci Fi
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Zoolander: Super Model Derek Zoolander: And finally, but last, the most important computer safety rule of all - don't watch tiny cartoons based on regular sized movies. You have much better things to do with your time.
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
120	October 5, 2001	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 00s	Events
	ZOOLANDER 2 October 5, 2001 Derek Zoolander's "Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too" collapses into the East River, killing Derek's wife, Matilda Jeffries-Zoolander, at 7:46am.
121	November 20, 2003	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 00s	Events
	ZOOLANDER 2 November 20, 2003 Maury Ballstein turns state's witness.
122	June 28, 2006	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 00s	Events
	ZOOLANDER 2 June 28, 2006 The Child Protection Agency removes Derek Zoolander's son, Derek Jr., in a daring midnight raid, placing him in the custody of the state, after Derek caught on tape in his SoHo loft.
123	October 17, 2015	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 10s	Death Dates
	ZOOLANDER 2 October 17, 2015 Pop singer Madonna assassinated, leaving behind a selfie matching legendary male model Derek Zoolander's signature look, Blue Steel.
124	December 22, 2015	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 10s	Death Dates
	ZOOLANDER 2 December 22, 2015 Pop singer Demi Lovato assassinated, leaving behind a selfie matching legendary male model Derek Zoolander's signature look, Blue Steel.
125	December 22, 2015	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 10s	Death Dates
	ZOOLANDER 2 December 22, 2015 Pop singer Lenny Kravitz assassinated, leaving behind a selfie matching legendary male model Derek Zoolander's signature look, Blue Steel.
126	December 26, 2015	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 10s	Death Dates
	ZOOLANDER 2 December 26, 2015 Pop singer Usher assassinated, leaving behind a selfie matching legendary male model Derek Zoolander's signature look, Blue Steel.
127	January 26, 2016	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 10s	Death Dates
	ZOOLANDER 2 January 26, 2016 Pop singer Bruce Springsteen assassinated, leaving behind a selfie matching legendary male model Derek Zoolander's signature look, Blue Steel.
128	February 10, 2016	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Dates	21st Century: 10s	Death Dates
	ZOOLANDER 2 February 10, 2016 Pop singer Justin Bieber assassinated, leaving behind a selfie matching legendary male model Derek Zoolander's signature look, Blue Steel.
MAKE BELIEVE MAP
129	The Commonwealth of Derek	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Map	Geographic Areas	Territories
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL The Commonwealth of Derek Joke Derek makes, mocking her for making up a country called Chad - a real country.
130	European Union Fashion Prison for the Cr...	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Map	Detention Centers	Prisons
	ZOOLANDER 2 European Union Fashion Prison for the Criminally Insane and Totally Out There
131	The Garden of Eden [location]	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Map	Nature	Gardens
	ZOOLANDER 2 The Garden of Eden [location] The birthplace of Adam and Eve and Steve, the original supermodel, the first of the purebloods, said to be so beautiful, with a look so powerful, that even the pools of water he gazed upon could not reflect his beauty back to him. That look was called El Nino.
132	Isola Del Ditale Fashion Prison	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Map	Detention Centers	Prisons
	ZOOLANDER 2 Isola Del Ditale Fashion Prison Fashion prison where Mugatu is being held.
133	The Orphanage Del Piccolo Cletusi	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Map	Residential Communities	Orphanages
	ZOOLANDER 2 The Orphanage Del Piccolo Cletusi Orphanage in Rome where Derek Jr. lives.
134	SoNoWoNoBoHo	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Map	Urban Areas	Neighborhoods
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL SoNoWoNoBoHo New York neighborhood, mocking SoHo, where Derek Zoolander lives.
OTHER
135	Armpit Extensions	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Armpit Extensions Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
136	Bacon Wrapped Dates	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Recipes	Recipes-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Bacon Wrapped Dates One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum.
137	Ball Waxing	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Ball Waxing Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
138	Belly Button Removal	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Belly Button Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
139	Belly Button Reversal	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Belly Button Reversal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
140	Boob Enlargification	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Boob Enlargification Plastic surgery procedure that Derek mentions to a young girl: And the best way to be happy with yourself is through plastic surgery. If you start saving your allowance, you could afford a nose job by the time you're 12. Look! And how about a face peel? Tummy tuck? Brow de-browing. Dimplantation. Boob enlargification. Tushy lift. Once you look beautiful, you'll feel beautiful.
141	Boon Un-bigging	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Boon Un-bigging Plastic surgery procedure that Derek Zoolander mentions to Leighton Meester. Derek: You don't think this girl needs plastic surgery? Leighton: She's clearly already had plastic surgery. Derek: And now she needs dimple extraction, boob un-bigging and a tushy drop.
142	Brainwash	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Wall v2, The
	#2b3359 #6f7fb8 #2b3359
143	Brainwash	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Shield, The
	#521e12 #1836a9 #000000
144	Brow De-browing	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Brow De-browing Plastic surgery procedure that Derek mentions to a young girl: And the best way to be happy with yourself is through plastic surgery. If you start saving your allowance, you could afford a nose job by the time you're 12. Look! And how about a face peel? Tummy tuck? Brow de-browing. Dimplantation. Boob enlargification. Tushy lift. Once you look beautiful, you'll feel beautiful.
145	Butthole Enhancement	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Butthole Enhancement Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
146	Circumcision Removal	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Circumcision Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
147	Derek	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Flatliners 2
	#132c9b #305ce9 #000000
148	Derek	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Color Out of Space
	#453a26 #574f26 #798a8c
149	Derek & Hansel	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Derek & Hansel Derek & Hansel Derek: What? Did you hack into a mainframe? Hansel: Are we in the Matrix right now?
150	Derek and Hansel's android stylist's nam...	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Trivia	Name Game
	Derek and Hansel's android stylist's name. Frankie J-PEG Pauly G-IF Sidney P-NG
151	Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidek...	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Trivia	Name Game-Animals
	Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidekick's name. Appliance Adjunct Accessory
152	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
153	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
154	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
155	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
156	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Listen, Matil. I've been thinking a lot about that bulimia thing. And I want you to know I understand where you're coming from. I feel really bad that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. For serious.
157	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."
158	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
159	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
160	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: There must be an on button somewhere. Did you press the Apple thing?
161	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm not just a model. I'm also a superhero. And a model.
162	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Honestly, what is the point of having a monkey who can't type?
163	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: This is our duty. With great cheekbones comes great responsibility, every schoolchild knows that.
164	Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Some people need plastic surgery... of the brain.
165	Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein Derek Zoolander: If you liked the taste of celebrity flesh, where would you go? Maury Ballstein: A deli that serves sandwiches named after celebrities.
166	Dimplantation	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Dimplantation Plastic surgery procedure that Derek mentions to a young girl: And the best way to be happy with yourself is through plastic surgery. If you start saving your allowance, you could afford a nose job by the time you're 12. Look! And how about a face peel? Tummy tuck? Brow de-browing. Dimplantation. Boob enlargification. Tushy lift. Once you look beautiful, you'll feel beautiful.
167	Dimple Extraction	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Dimple Extraction Plastic surgery procedure that Derek Zoolander mentions to Leighton Meester. Derek: You don't think this girl needs plastic surgery? Leighton: She's clearly already had plastic surgery. Derek: And now she needs dimple extraction, boob un-bigging and a tushy drop.
168	Double Choco-smores Bars	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Recipes	Recipes-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Double Choco-smores Bars Dessert treat that Nani's father makes for her after her plan to "obesify" Heidi Klum at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event goes south.
169	Dragon	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Living Things	Animals
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Dragon
170	Earlobe Extensions	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Earlobe Extensions Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
171	Earlobe-ectomy	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Earlobe-ectomy Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
172	Equine Botox	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Equine Botox Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
173	Eyeball Bleaching	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Eyeball Bleaching Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
174	Eyelash Rejuvenation	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Eyelash Rejuvenation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
175	Forehead Tucks	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Forehead Tucks Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
176	Frankie J-PEG	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Frankie J-PEG Frankie J-PEG: Please, no fighting in front of the monkey!
177	Hansel	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Hansel Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
178	Hansel	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Hansel Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.
179	Hansel	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Hansel Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!
180	Hansel	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Hansel Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
181	Hansel	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Hansel Hansel: Oh, Frankie. If only I had been gay and into robots. But everyone knows I'm bi and into mannequins.
182	Hansel & Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Hansel & Derek Zoolander Hansel: I guess you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
183	Hansel & Dr. Botoxo	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Hansel & Dr. Botoxo Hansel: Did you have some work done, Dr. Bentex? Dr. Botoxo: Bentex? He's more wrinkled than ta turtle scrotum. I am Dr. Botoxo!
184	J.P. Prewitt	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER J.P. Prewitt J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?
185	Katinka Ingabogovinanana	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Mouth of Madness
	#50070e #e45252 #ec8585
186	Katinka Ingabogovinanana	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Pleasantville
	#58060e #8d94c5 #bfd3ff
187	Katy Perry	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Katy Perry Katy Perry: Katy Perry don't fuck around, bitch!
188	Kneecap Lifts	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Kneecap Lifts Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
189	Larry Zoolander	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Larry Zoolander Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.
190	Maury Ballstein	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
191	Maury Ballstein	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
192	Maury Ballstein	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: I booked some work to show people that you can still move product. We're gonna turn this thing around like it's a tranny hooker.
193	Maury-Hulk	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Maury-Hulk Maury-Hulk: Maury-Hulk smash!
194	Most Best Model	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Recognition	Awards
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Most Best Model Derek tells Accessory not to break his trophies when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon.
195	Mugatu	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Mugatu Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!
196	Mugatu	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER Mugatu Mugatu: Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
197	Mugatu	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Shield, The
	#8f3da9 #bf53d5 #000000
198	Nani & Derek Zoolander	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Nani & Derek Zoolander Nani: Don't come any closer, Zoolander, or the President of the Republic of Chad gets it. Good try, but there is no Republic of Chad. Here's a message from the commonwealth of Derek - Crushed Denim!
199	Nipple Reduction	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Nipple Reduction Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
200	Nostril Removal	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Nostril Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
201	Pattern	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Shield, The
	#d4262f #64555f #000000
202	Pattern	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Shield, The
	#000000 #572203 #000000
203	Placenta Implantation	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Placenta Implantation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
204	The Star F*@#er	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL The Star F*@#er The star F*@#er: So I was in the Virgo Cluster with Olivia Wilde. You know Livvy. Yeah, she's great.
205	Taint Rejuvenation	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Taint Rejuvenation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
206	That Hansel's so hot right now	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Color Out of Space
	#3c4d5c #61734d #525158
207	Tofu on the Cob	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Recipes	Recipes-misc
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Tofu on the Cob Derek's favorite meal, served with diet water.
208	Tushy Drop	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Tushy Drop Plastic surgery procedure that Derek Zoolander mentions to Leighton Meester. Derek: You don't think this girl needs plastic surgery? Leighton: She's clearly already had plastic surgery. Derek: And now she needs dimple extraction, boob un-bigging and a tushy drop.
209	Untitled	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Mouth of Madness
	#764422 #b06532 #dfaf8d
210	Untitled	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Wall v2, The
	#484f6c #847bb1 #ff7927
211	Untitled	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Gray Eagle
	#37476c #50679e #94a4c9
212	Untitled	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Wall v1, The
	#272b33 #8b7733 #ded321
213	Untitled	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Mouth of Madness
	#572a30 #863b45 #bd747e
214	Untitled	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Other	Themes	Mouth of Madness
	#4b401e #4a5062 #c6b16d
215	Untitled	ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film	Other	Themes	Mouth of Madness
	#594136 #ad8877 #d3bfb7
216	Untitled	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Themes	Wall v2, The
	#2d245d #5c5874 #625e79
217	Untitled	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Themes	Shield, The
	#374c8b #ffa630 #000000
218	Untitled	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Themes	Shield, The
	#342e60 #5075ae #000000
219	Urethra Loosening	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Urethra Loosening Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
220	Urethra Tightening	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Medical Conditions	Medical Procedures
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Urethra Tightening Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.
221	Werewolf Blitzer	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Werewolf Blitzer Werewolf Blitzer: Breaking news: I am going to eat you.
222	Werewolf Blitzer	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Werewolf Blitzer Werewolf Blitzer: You're in the situation room!

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