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| 1 | Barber   | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Barber
Generic barber shop visible in the background in multiple episodes.
 
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| 2 | Bedtime Bingo | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Bedtime Bingo
Game sold at Spanks a Lot, the adult sex store where Bob and the kids find former mannequin Chet's lost love.
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| 3 | Body Wash | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Body Wash
General bath product in the Belchers' shower.
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| 4 | Boomer-Bangs | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Boomer-Bangs
Store next door. Middle-aged haircuts.
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| 5 | Brazilianaire | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Brazilianaire
Store next door. Currency Exchange & Waxing Salon.
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| 6 | Chi's Gotta Have It | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Chi's Gotta Have It
Store next door. Tai Chi studio. Inspired by movie She's Gotta Have It.
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| 7 | Cindy Lopper Hairstyling | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Cindy Lopper Hairstyling
Store next door. Inspired by Cindy Lauper.
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| 8 | Dr. Tootsie's Sensitive Feet Callus Crea... | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Dr. Tootsie's Sensitive Feet Callus Cream
Product Mr. Frond mentions after making the deal with Louise to snitch on Kaylee, and she tells him she wants it in writing: Uh, okay. I don't have anything to write on, oddly. That - that's so weird. Okay, okay here's a receipt for Dr. Tootsie's Sensitive Feet Callus Cream. It works, by the way.
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| 9 | Drag Me to Gel | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Drag Me to Gel
Store next door. Hair supplies.
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| 10 | Dye Me a River | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Dye Me a River
Salon where Linda takes the girls on Valentine's Day, where Gretchen works.
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| 11 | Extra Moist Yoga | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Extra Moist Yoga
Store next door.
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| 12 | Frolicles | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Frolicles
Store next door. Expensive beauty salon that Linda checks out, but ultimately opts to stick with Gretchen.
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| 13 | Get Off My Back | Personal Care | Tattoo Parlors |
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Get Off My Back
Store next door. Tramp stamp removal.
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| 14 | Glenmeadow Tennis Club | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Glenmeadow Tennis Club
Tennis club.
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| 15 | GrowGain | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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GrowGain
Product that Bob uses to try to grow a mustache in Louise's alternate history story of Bob and Linda's first meeting without a mustache. Inspired by Rogaine.
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| 16 | Hair Barrel | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Hair Barrel
Beauty salon where Gretchen works, from multiple episodes.
 
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| 17 | Hair in a Can | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Hair in a Can
Product that Bob uses to try to grow a mustache in Louise's alternate history story of Bob and Linda's first meeting without a mustache.
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| 18 | Hair's Johnny!  | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Hair's Johnny!
Barber shop where Mr. Fischoeder gets his hair cut.
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| 19 | Hank the Masseuse | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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Hank the Masseuse
Masseuse that Chuck Charles mentions when the Burger Contest is over: Gonna go have a plate of shrimp, a 20-ounce beer and a massage, from my friend, Hank the masseuse.
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| 20 | Here Comes the Sun | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Here Comes the Sun
Solar powered LadyGood product.
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| 21 | I'd Hit that Boxing Gym | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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I'd Hit that Boxing Gym
Store next door.
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| 22 | I'm Getting Too Old for this Schvitz | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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I'm Getting Too Old for this Schvitz
Store next door. Saunas for the elderly.
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| 23 | Joie de Vibe | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Joie de Vibe
LadyGood product, what Gene calls a magic vibrating club.
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| 24 | Joy by Joy Behar | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Joy by Joy Behar
Perfume that Bob bought for Linda for Christmas.
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| 25 | LadyGood | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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LadyGood
MLM female pleasure toy brand that Gretchen sells.
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| 26 | Lotion | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Lotion
Linda's generic lotion product.
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| 27 | The Massagonyst | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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The Massagonyst
Store next door. Massages for Men.
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| 28 | Maxi Pads [product] | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Maxi Pads [product]
Generic feminine product.
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| 29 | Napoleon's Complexion: Skin Care for Lit... | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Napoleon's Complexion: Skin Care for Little People
Store next door.
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| 30 | Pasty Ray's Tanning Salon | Personal Care | Tanning Salons |
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Pasty Ray's Tanning Salon
Tanning salon at the OMG mall.
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| 31 | Patoot | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Patoot
When Gene's girl ground The Cutie Patooties breaks up, he mentions wanting to create a perfume called Patoot that smells like girl farts.
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| 32 | The Pilate Kid | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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The Pilate Kid
Store next door. Pilates for children. Inspired by movie The Karate Kid.
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| 33 | Pituitary | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Pituitary
Boys4Now branded Perfume that Tina buys with her babysitting money. It's nasty.
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| 34 | Pumpin' Patch Fitness | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Pumpin' Patch Fitness
Store next door - a gym that Bob and Linda join, then change their minds after one workout, after waking up sore.
 
 
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| 35 | Put the Lotion in the Mask-et | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Put the Lotion in the Mask-et
Store next door. Day spa. Inspired by The Silence of the Lambs.
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| 36 | Regret Me Not Tattoo | Personal Care | Tattoo Parlors |
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Regret Me Not Tattoo
Store next door.
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| 37 | Sensational Gardens | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Sensational Gardens
Perfume Linda sprays on the masks that Teddy provides when the smell of the missing rotten egg becomes unbearable: Sensational Gardens is not skanky. It's a distinctive fragrance by Kelly Ripa, who is very classy and from New Jersey.
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| 38 | Shampoo | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Shampoo
General bath product in the Belchers' shower.
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| 39 | She's Got Sweaty Davis Thighs | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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She's Got Sweaty Davis Thighs
Work out studio visible in background. Inspired by Kim Carnes song Bette Davis Eyes.
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| 40 | A Site for Sore Thighs | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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A Site for Sore Thighs
Store next door. Massage parlor.
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| 41 | Sloppy Toes | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Sloppy Toes
Store next door. Pedicures. Inspired by Sloppy Joe sandwiches.
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| 42 | Sock Her, Mom | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Sock Her, Mom
Store next door. Ladies boxing gym.
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| 43 | SP Lashes | Personal Care | Cosmetics |
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SP Lashes
Product that Bob uses to try to grow a mustache in Louise's alternate history story of Bob and Linda's first meeting without a mustache.
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| 44 | Spa-velous | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Spa-velous
Beauty salon on the Windbreaker cruise ship.
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| 45 | Special Girl Hair Salon | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Special Girl Hair Salon
Linda, Tina and Louise visit Gretchen at her new jb, where she styles doll hair in the Special Girl Hair Salon at the Special Girl Doll Store, and eat dinner there, at the Cafe Dollisiouso, where they are required to be accompanied by "dinner dolls".
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| 46 | The Stinky Pete | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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The Stinky Pete
LadyGood product.
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| 47 | Super Normal Massage Parlor | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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Super Normal Massage Parlor
Massage parlor visible in background when the Belcher's parade float goes off course.
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| 48 | Tan in Real Life | Personal Care | Tanning Salons |
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Tan in Real Life
Store next door. Tanning salon. Inspired by movie Dan in Real Life.
 
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| 49 | Teen Boy Deodorant | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Teen Boy Deodorant
Product that Tina asks Bob to pick up for her at the drug store: And will you get me some Teen Boy Deodorant? No reason. I don't kiss it.
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| 50 | Two Bits | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Two Bits
Store next door. Barber shop. Inspired by phraseshave and a haircut, two bits.
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| 51 | The Wax of Life | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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The Wax of Life
Store near Moo's Clues Ice Cream. Inspired by the Facts of Life TV show.
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| 52 | Waxing Philosophical | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Waxing Philosophical
Salon where Bob takes Tina to get her legs waxed.
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| 53 | Where the Sun Don't Shine | Personal Care | Tanning Salons |
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Where the Sun Don't Shine
Store next door. Tanning salon.
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| 54 | Working for the Squeak-End Pest Control | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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Working for the Squeak-End Pest Control
Pest control van.
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| 55 | World Peace | Personal Care | Cosmetics |
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World Peace
Super expensive mascara that Tammy mentions, what she wishes for during Kirby's Comet appearance.
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