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| TV Series 1975. Created by Lorne Michaels. Starring Darrell Hammond, Seth Meyers, Kenan Thompson, Fred Armisen, Tim Meadows, Jason Sudeikis, Kevin Nealon, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sanz, Phil Hartman, Will Forte, Andy Samberg, Bobby Moynihan, Dana Carvey, Kristen Wiig, Mike Myers, Molly Shannon, Rachel Dratch, Tracy Morgan, Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer, David Spade, Dennis Miller, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey and Victoria Jackson. |  | |
Total Record Results: 39 - Medium: TV SERIES / Group: BBB / Category: PRODUCTS |
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| # | | 1 | 5-hour Empathy  | Products | Medicine | | 5-hour Empathy From the makers of 5-hour Energy comes a brand-new formula that provides five full hour of complete intimate understanding of years of systemic oppresion and ever-present racism.

| | 2 | aLilBump  | Products | Medicine | | aLilBump Anxiety medication. Goes great with CouplaBeers.

| | 3 | Baby Urine  | Products | Products-misc | | Baby Urine Sponsor of Charlie Sheen's new talk show - got a drug test coming up? Get yourself some nice, clean baby urine.
| | 4 | Banshee Surrogate Mourning Device  | Products | Products-misc | | Banshee Surrogate Mourning Device Ed Herlihy endorses the Banshee Surrogate Mourning Device.
| | 5 | Chicken of the Medicine Cabinet  | Products | Medicine | | Chicken of the Medicine Cabinet Turkey flavored aspirin product that comes in a tuna can.
| | 6 | ComaDose  | Products | Medicine | | ComaDose Medicine.
| | 7 | CouplaBeers  | Products | Medicine | | CouplaBeers Anxiety medication.

| | 8 | Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice  | Products | Medicine | | Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice E.D. product for a stronger and more lasting experience.
| | 9 | Dulcolax  | Products | Medicine | | Dulcolax Alec Baldwin plays Tony Bennett, advertising laxative Dulcolax on The Price is Right. "We'll blow up your hole!"
| | 10 | Excedrin for Racial Tension Headaches  | Products | Medicine | | Excedrin for Racial Tension Headaches Linda: Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it's "Denise, we need this," "Denise we need that." Which is stressful, because my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10 a.m., someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it's okay. And I smile like it's okay, but, really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of the afternoon training my interns and answering their questions, like, "Yes, black people use shampoo," and "No, I don't know any good reggae clubs around here," and "Yes, Condoleeza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?" And, "No, I can't tell you where to buy weed!" And that's when I reach for.. Excedrin. New Excedrin for Racial Tension Headaches.
| | 11 | Farrow & Ball  | Products | Hardware | | Farrow & Ball Paint from England. "Each colour tells a story." $110/gallon. Skit New Paint.

| | 12 | Gaystrogen  | Products | Medicine | | Gaystrogen Product designed for people suffering from Queerloss. "Works with your body to replenish your natural gayness and boost your fabu."
| | 13 | Handi-off  | Products | Medicine | | Handi-off Medication to remove extra fingers.

| | 14 | HiberNol  | Products | Medicine | | HiberNol Long-term cold and flu medicine. You can't buy stronger medication... in this country.

| | 15 | Homocil  | Products | Medicine | | Homocil Pill that offers parents relief from the anxiety of having an effeminate son.

| | 16 | Hoverboard  | Products | Sporting Goods | | Hoverboard Generic hoverboard toy.

| | 17 | HuckaPM  | Products | Medicine | | HuckaPM How White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sander sleeps at night.
| | 18 | Jamitol  | Products | Medicine | | Jamitol A stress releiving pill.
| | 19 | Nelson's Baby Toupees  | Products | Baby Products | | Nelson's Baby Toupees The first months of a child's life are a special time. As your baby acquires the skills of social interaction, impressions are made that will last a lifetime. Unfortunately, this baby, and millions of other male babies just like him - spend months suffering through the shame and disgrace associated with male infantile baldness. It's a scientific fact that males lag developmentally behind females. Add Male Infantile Baldness, and that means low self-esteem, decreased confidence, and even lowered social status. Is that what you want for your child? That's why our scientists at Nelson Pediatrics developed these - baby toupees. Thanks to our patented technology, and the cooperation of the Chinese government, we can now take an adult-sized toupee and adapt it to fit your baby's head. It's fake hair with real results.
| | 20 | Nutri-Quick  | Products | Fitness Products | | Nutri-Quick Meal in anal suppository form. Announcer: And that's where we come in - the Nutri-Quick Meal-On-The-Go. All the essential nutrients of a well-balanced meal, squeezed into one easy-to-use anal suppository. Nutri-Quick Meal-On-The-Go provides protein, calcium, potassium iron, vitamins A, C, D, and fiber. At levels more than twice the FDA recommended daily allowances, and 1.3 times that of the leading energy bar. Now, that's nutrition I can feel.

| | 21 | Preniva  | Products | Medicine | | Preniva Medicine for women worried about... stuff, endorsed by Sally Field. "Your weakness is our strength."

| | 22 | Privolin  | Products | Medicine | | Privolin Medication for genital Herpes.
| | 23 | Rectix  | Products | Medicine | | Rectix Adam Sandler and Beck Bennett play a father and son discussing a large, vibrating erectile dysfunction suppository.


| | 24 | Sawmills  | Products | Cigarettes | | Sawmills Cigarettes from no smoking ad campaign.
| | 25 | Scrotox  | Products | Medicine | | Scrotox Turn your prunes into plums. "Scrotox. You shoot it right into your balls."
| | 26 | Shoepolish of the Outhouse Typing Paper  | Products | Office Products | | Shoepolish of the Outhouse Typing Paper Office product.
| | 27 | Short & Curly  | Products | Products-misc | | Short & Curly Pubic Hair Shampoo.

| | 28 | Short, Dark, Curly & Lovely  | Products | Products-misc | | Short, Dark, Curly & Lovely Pubic Hair Shampoo.

| | 29 | Squiff  | Products | Narcotics | | Squiff Bobby Moynihan: Excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt but I think I may have been socially puppeteered. See, I'm not a transfer student. I'm a 37 year old man. Two months ago, what I thought was an elite police squad hired me to pose as a high school student and gather intel about a new drug called Squiff. But I haven't heard from them since and they definitely haven't been paying me. So...
Harper: Oh, yeah. You know what? I'm started to say it man, but you got 21 Jump Streeted!

| | 30 | Thumb Ice  | Products | Products-misc | | Thumb Ice Sponsor of the TV home repair show called In Over Your Head, featuring people who got in over their head with their own Do It Yourself projects.

| | 31 | Tiger Blood  | Products | Products-misc | | Tiger Blood Sponsor of Charlie Sheen's new talk show - it's blood from a tiger. It's up to you what to do with it.
| | 32 | Toe-rific  | Products | Medicine | | Toe-rific Medication to remove extra toes.
| | 33 | Tremfalta  | Products | Medicine | | Tremfalta Once daily pill that helps you control your IBS instead of it controlling you.
| | 34 | Triopenin Arthritis Medicine  | Products | Medicine | | Triopenin Arthritis Medicine Arthritis pill.
| | 35 | Tylenol BM  | Products | Medicine | | Tylenol BM Sleep through your first dump in the morning.

| | 36 | Vagerted  | Products | Medicine | | Vagerted New medication for women. Also known as Vajayjay.

| | 37 | Wingwatchers  | Products | Fitness Products | | Wingwatchers Weight loss system from the new animated movie Zoo-opolis, about a city populated with animals that's not Zootopia.
| | 38 | Zelman Collectibles  | Products | Products-misc | | Zelman Collectibles Spokesman: Elian Gonzalez. The young, innocent refugee whose incredible saga ended with one of the most memorable and horrifying scenes in recent history. Whether you blame the government, the protesters, or Elian's relatives, we all agree that this final image is simpy awful. And now, you can own it, on your very own commemorative plate! It's Elain Under Duress, part of the brand new America's Worst Moments commemorative plates series from Zelman Collectibles. For just $129, a new plate will arrive at your door monthly, each depicting one of the most embarrassing events in our nation's history.
| | 39 | Zentrex  | Products | Medicine | | Zentrex The strongest male enhancement drug on the market and in the world.
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