TV Series 1998. Created by David Kohan and Max Mutchnick. Starring Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Megan Mullally, Sean Hayes, Shelley Morrison, Gary Grubbs and Michael Angarano.
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1Grace QuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: God, I hate 12 year olds with power.

2Grace QuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone and I'm in a room full of pigs and I'm the pretty one, but everyone thinks that I'm the ugly one because they're all pigs!

3GraceQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Just FYI. The first 3 letters in assistant spell ass, so please, get off yours.

4GraceQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Look, I've been playing with myself and I feel much more confident.

5GraceQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: My love for you is like this scar - ugly, but permanent.

6Grace QuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Okie dokie, artichokie!

7Grace QuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: What's cookin', Good Lookin'?

8Grace QuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Wow, is it me, or are you hot in here?

9Grace QuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: You people should be studied. I feel like a Jewish Jane Goodall and you're Goyim in the Mist!

10GraceQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: You're gay, you've got the kinky built in!

11Grace's Dad QuotesQuotes

Grace's Dad
Grace's Dad: You look like a hooker in that tube top.

12JackQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: I can't go to jail, Will. I'll never pull off the jumpsuit. I have no waist.

13Jack QuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: I stand corrected. Yet, as I sit, you become a liar again!

14Jack QuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: My bologna has a first name!

15Jack QuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Ride that trash garbageman! You're so dirty! You're so dirty! You're so dirty!

16Jack QuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Rosario? A marriage is about compromise and compassion, okay? Maybe you could, oh, I don't know, pick one?

17Karen QuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

18Karen QuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: I've got a fake laugh with your name written all over it!

19Karen QuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: She's gone to Mexico for cosmetic surgery so many times I bet if you slapped the back of her head, prizes would fall out.

20Karen QuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Why you're as simple as that blouse you're wearing.

21Karen QuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: You know honey, you've still got your looks - where are you hiding them?

22Karen QuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: You're hair's already such a disaster the Red Cross won't give it coffee.

23RosarioQuotesQuotes

Rosario
Rosario: Quit busting my hump, lady!

24Will QuotesQuotes

Will
Will: C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British!

25Will QuotesQuotes

Will
Will: Enjoy your hot dog because you ain't gettin' none of mine.

26Will QuotesQuotes

Will
Will: Have you been gargling with bong water?

27Will QuotesQuotes

Will
Will: He's real charming. Like finding a band-aid in your burrito is charming.


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