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| 1 | Air B-on-B | BBB | Technology | Mobile Apps |
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Air B-on-B
Social media app for gay guys that Jack mentions during the revival preview, the BnB for "Boy on Boy".
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| 2 | Antiques on the Road  | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Antiques on the Road
Stand-in for Antiques Roadshow. Jack and Grace, who are fans of the British show Antiques on the Road, go on set pretending to have an antique teapot for appraisal so Grace could do a funny impression on TV.
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| 3 | Camp Yes I Can | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
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Camp Yes I Can
Will: Uh, Joyce, hi. I-I'm Will. Grace showed me that drawing of a unicorn you did at, uh, Camp Yes-I-Can. Yeah, it was beautiful. I wish I could draw like that.
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| 4 | Casting Call Weekly | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Casting Call Weekly
Newspaper that Jack mentions when Karen asks him what's with all the man-candy in the hallway: Oh! They're actors who answered an ad I placed in Casting Call Weekly. I'm auditioning.
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| 5 | Channel 9 | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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Channel 9
Matt tells Will he has a meeting next week for an on-air position at Channel 9.
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| 6 | Cute Guys in their Underpants | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Cute Guys in their Underpants
A play.
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| 7 | The Dead Snootches | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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The Dead Snootches
Joke Grace makes.
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| 8 | Doucette and Stein | BBB | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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Doucette and Stein
Law firm where Will works.
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| 9 | Edible Bike Shorts | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Edible Bike Shorts
Jack: Hey, hey, what about edible bike shorts?
Will: Jack...
Jack: Come on. 10 miles into the ride, you get hungry, there's a snack right there on your leg! Come on.
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| 10 | Forbidden Fort from Cushions | BBB | Literature | Short Stories |
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Forbidden Fort from Cushions
The title of one of Jack's stories.
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| 11 | French Woods | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
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French Woods
One of the best theater camps upstate, according to Jack.
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| 12 | Girls Club of Greater New York | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Programs |
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Girls Club of Greater New York
Jack and Karen find Stan's will, discovering that a third of his money is going to charities, including the Girls Club of Greater New York.
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| 13 | The Grace Adler Comfort Kit | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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The Grace Adler Comfort Kit
Grace: "Wait a minute, what's wrong? Wine, tissues, charcoal facial masks. All we need is a box of doughnuts and it's the Grace Adler comfort kit."
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| 14 | Grace Adler Designs  | BBB | Services | Interior Design |
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Grace Adler Designs
Interior design.
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| 15 | Helena Barnes Interior Design | BBB | Services | Interior Design |
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Helena Barnes Interior Design
Helena Barnes is a well-connected interior designer whose work regularly takes her to other countries. She belongs to Karen's social circle.
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| 16 | Homo with a Pie | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Homo with a Pie
The name of Will's future memoir. Will: "I found all the letters that we wrote to each other in college. You know, I actually I meant to organize those for the archives for when I was going to write my memoir." Grace: "Oh, right, right, and it had that weird title." Will: "Weird title? Homo with a Pie is a great title, and when I get around to writing it it's really gonna delve into the complexities of the gay experience in America, and at the end there'll be recipes. You know, for for pie."
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| 17 | How to Become a Good Piano Player in Jus... | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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How to Become a Good Piano Player in Just 4 or 5 Days
Joke Will makes when Grace tells him she can't believe what a good piano player he's become in just four or five days: Well, I have you to thank for that video, "How to Become a Good Piano Player in Just Four or Five Days."
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| 18 | Jack 2000 | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Jack 2000
Jack's one-man play.
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| 19 | Jack 2001 | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Jack 2001
Jack's new one-man play. "Reach into your anus... and beyond."
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| 20 | Just Jack | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Just Jack
Jack: I am now. Me, a piano and a spotlight. I'm calling it "Just Jack".
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| 21 | Karen Walker Presents Gaybraham Twinkin' | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Karen Walker Presents Gaybraham Twinkin'
Jack latest theatrical production, centered around a gay Abraham Lincoln.
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| 22 | Law and Order LGBTQ | BBB | Video | TV-Police |
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Law and Order LGBTQ
Joke Will makes.
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| 23 | Music Box | BBB | Performing Arts | Theaters |
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Music Box
Theater that Grace visits while on a date with Ian to see Seussical The Musical.
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| 24 | NiceJewishChiropractors.com | BBB | Healthcare | Medical Companies |
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NiceJewishChiropractors.com
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| 25 | No Sex in the City | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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No Sex in the City
Joke Will makes when Grace tells him she doesn't understand how he could be in a relationship where he can't be himself: Yeah, well, being me hasn't gotten me a whole lot of action lately. Or maybe you haven't been following my story line on "No Sex in the City."
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| 26 | Psychic Sue | BBB | Services | Psychic Services |
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Psychic Sue
Will reluctantly decides to use a birthday gift certificate from Grace to consult a psychic about his future and encounters an absent-minded fortune teller whose frighteningly personal predictions leave him reeling.
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| 27 | The Rug Barn | BBB | Home Furnishing | Home Furnishing Stores |
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The Rug Barn
Grace: Well, you should see what happens when you mention my name at The Rug Barn. You get a glass of cold mint tea and a rough kiss from a guy named Misha.
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| 28 | Spielman Gallery | BBB | Arts | Art Galleries |
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Spielman Gallery
An Art Gallery.
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| 29 | Stage Door | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
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Stage Door
One of the best theater camps upstate, according to Jack.
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| 30 | Straighten Arrow | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
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Straighten Arrow
Gay conversion therapy camp where Jack's son is taking his son.
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| 31 | Subway Tush | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Subway Tush
JACK: Ok... what do you think of them? Ooh, I knew you'd hate them! God! It's just a stupid invention! What made me think that a little pillow that cups and cushions the ass against the ravages subway travel would be a good idea?
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| 32 | Suckingham Palace | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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Suckingham Palace
British-themed strip club, named after Buckingham Palace.
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| 33 | Taco Time | BBB | Dining | Fast Food-Mexican |
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Taco Time
Mexican fast food restaurant.
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| 34 | To Weep and to Willow: A Harli-Queen Rom... | BBB | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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To Weep and to Willow: A Harli-Queen Romance
The title of one of Jack's stories.
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| 35 | Walker Inc. | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Walker Inc.
The multi-billion dollar company owned by Stanley Walker and by association, his wife Karen Walker.
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| 36 | Watch Will | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Watch Will
Will's version of Jack's one-man play Just Jack when he imitates Jack in an attempt to sleep with Matt Bomer's character.
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| OTHER |
| 37 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: Okie dokie, artichokie!
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| 38 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: Just FYI. The first 3 letters in assistant spell ass, so please, get off yours.
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| 39 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: My love for you is like this scar - ugly, but permanent.
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| 40 | Grace  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: You people should be studied. I feel like a Jewish Jane Goodall and you're Goyim in the Mist!
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| 41 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone and I'm in a room full of pigs and I'm the pretty one, but everyone thinks that I'm the ugly one because they're all pigs!
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| 42 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: God, I hate 12 year olds with power.
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| 43 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: Wow, is it me, or are you hot in here?
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| 44 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: What's cookin', Good Lookin'?
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| 45 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: You're gay, you've got the kinky built in!
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| 46 | Grace | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace
Grace: Look, I've been playing with myself and I feel much more confident.
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| 47 | Grace's Dad | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Grace's Dad
Grace's Dad: You look like a hooker in that tube top.
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| 48 | Jack | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack
Jack: I can't go to jail, Will. I'll never pull off the jumpsuit. I have no waist.
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| 49 | Jack | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack
Jack: Rosario? A marriage is about compromise and compassion, okay? Maybe you could, oh, I don't know, pick one?
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| 50 | Jack | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack
Jack: I stand corrected. Yet, as I sit, you become a liar again!
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| 51 | Jack | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack
Jack: My bologna has a first name!
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| 52 | Jack | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack
Jack: Ride that trash garbageman! You're so dirty! You're so dirty! You're so dirty!
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| 53 | Karen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen
Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?
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| 54 | Karen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen
Karen: I've got a fake laugh with your name written all over it!
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| 55 | Karen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen
Karen: You're hair's already such a disaster the Red Cross won't give it coffee.
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| 56 | Karen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen
Karen: She's gone to Mexico for cosmetic surgery so many times I bet if you slapped the back of her head, prizes would fall out.
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| 57 | Karen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen
Karen: Why you're as simple as that blouse you're wearing.
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| 58 | Karen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Karen
Karen: You know honey, you've still got your looks - where are you hiding them?
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| 59 | Miss Fire Island | Other | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Fire Island
Joke Karen makes to Jack: Knock it off, Miss Fire Island. I'm reminiscing. Look at all of these. Stan has been so good to me, honey. Oh, and all of the sweet memories they bring back. Hmm. On my knees in Belize. Oh! On my back in Iraq. Oh! Oh! And then there was that time in Nantucket! Ha ha ha! Oh... Good times. Well, good jewels, anyway. Ha ha ha!
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| 60 | Miss Pregnant Teen America | Other | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Pregnant Teen America
Jack: Thank you! And I promise... As this year's Miss Pregnant Teen America... To represent all pregnant teens... Whether they be man, woman, black or white.
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| 61 | Rosario | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rosario
Rosario: Quit busting my hump, lady!
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| 62 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| 63 | Will | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Will
Will: He's real charming. Like finding a band-aid in your burrito is charming.
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| 64 | Will | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Will
Will: C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British!
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| 65 | Will | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Will
Will: Enjoy your hot dog because you ain't gettin' none of mine.
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| 66 | Will | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Will
Will: Have you been gargling with bong water?
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