Film 2004. Written by Rawson Marshall Thurber. Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber. Starring Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor, Rip Torn, Hank Azaria, Justin Long, Stephen Root, Alan Tudyk, Joel Moore, Chris Williams, Missi Pyle, Jamal Duff, Gary Cole, Jason Bateman, William Shatner, Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong.
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1Cotton QuotesQuotes

Cotton
Cotton: Do you believe in unlikelihoods?



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Cotton
Cotton: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here. The little team that could, Average Joe's Gymnasium, underdogs throughout, stand before us, aglow, as true dodgeball champions.



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Cotton
Cotton: Players, to your positions. This is about gamesmanship. Throw early and you're defenseless. Throw late and you're eliminated. Dilemma, thy name is dodgeball. This sport doesn't build character, it reveals it.

4Lance Armstrong QuotesQuotes

Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong: If people never quit when the going got tough they'd have nothing to regret all their lives.Good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.



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Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong: Once I thought of quittin', when I had brain, lung and testicular cancer at the same time. But with the support of my friends I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. What are you dying from that's keepin' you from the finals?



6Patches O'HoulihanQuotesQuotes

Patches O'Houlihan
Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.

7Patches O'HoulihanQuotesQuotes

Patches O'Houlihan
Patches O'Houlihan: Listen up, crotch stain. Remember your training and trust your instincts. You can do it. I believe in you. Bye-bye.

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Patches O'Houlihan
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my urine? Probably not. No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

9Pepper BrooksQuotesQuotes

Pepper Brooks
Pepper Brooks: Ouch town, population you, bro.

10White Goodman QuotesQuotes

White Goodman
White Goodman: Fucking Chuck Norris.

 

11White GoodmanQuotesQuotes

White Goodman
White Goodman: Nobody makes bleed my own blood. Nobody!

12White GoodmanQuotesQuotes

White Goodman
White Goodman: Suck failure, freaks.


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