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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Average Joe's Gymnasium  | BBB | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Average Joe's Gymnasium
Peter's gym.
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| 2 | Backdoor Patrol 5 | BBB | Video | Adult Films |
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Backdoor Patrol 5
Seth from Videorama leaves Peter a voicemail, informing him that the following DVDs are now overdue: Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile.
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| 3 | Burklyn's New American Dictionary | BBB | Literature | Books-Reference |
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Burklyn's New American Dictionary
Dictionary that White pretends to be reading to impress Kate.
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| 4 | Department of Water and Power | BBB | Companies | Energy Companies |
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Department of Water and Power
Doris from the Department of Water and Power leaves Peter a voicemail, informing him that they've been trying to reach him but his phone was disconnected. They are going to shut off his water and power at 5pm that day due to an eight-month overdue account.
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| 5 | The Dirty Sanchez | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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The Dirty Sanchez
Bar where the Average Joes celebrate their win over Troop 417 in the qualifying match.
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| 6 | Drunken Hussies 3 | BBB | Video | Adult Films |
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Drunken Hussies 3
Seth from Videorama leaves Peter a voicemail, informing him that the following DVDs are now overdue: Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile.
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| 7 | ESPN 8: The Ocho  | BBB | Video | TV-Sports |
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ESPN 8: The Ocho
Spoof of over-expanding ESPN, covering obscure sports. In 2017, ESPN actually rebranded one of their networks, ESPNU, to "ESPN 8: The Ocho" for one day - August 8 - in honor of the movie Dodgeball, changing their programming to include disc golf, trampoline, dodgeball, cornhole, kabaddi, and the Firefighters World Challenge XXV.
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| 8 | Globo Gym | BBB | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Globo Gym
White Goodman's gym.
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| 9 | Hawthorne Stone | BBB | Financial Companies | Financial Services |
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Hawthorne Stone
Peter's bank Hawthorne Stone assigns real estate and tax lawyer Kate Veatch to work on the foreclosure of Average Joe's Gym.
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| 10 | Las Vegas University | BBB | Education | Universities |
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Las Vegas University
The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open takes place at the Las Vegas University Learning Annex.
 
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| 11 | Lead Shield | BBB | Products | Hardware |
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Lead Shield
Paint brand little boy named Timmy is using to paint a white picket fence in the instructional dodgeball video.
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| 12 | The Luck of the Irish Bar and Grill | BBB | Dining | Diners |
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The Luck of the Irish Bar and Grill
Bar.
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| 13 | Lumber Liquidators | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores |
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Lumber Liquidators
Sponsor of The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open."Hardwood floors for less"
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| 14 | Mat Depot | BBB | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores |
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Mat Depot
Sponsor of The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open.
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| 15 | OSQ: Obscure Sports Quarterly | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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OSQ: Obscure Sports Quarterly
Magazine Gordon reads, where he finds the ad for the dodgeball tournament in Las Vegas.
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| 16 | Poughkeepsie State | BBB | Education | State Colleges |
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Poughkeepsie State
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| 17 | Uber-American Instructional Films | BBB | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Uber-American Instructional Films
Production company behind the old dodgeball instructional video.
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| 18 | Videorama | BBB | Entertainment | Video Rental |
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Videorama
Seth from Videorama leaves Peter a voicemail, informing him that the following DVDs are now overdue: Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile.
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| 19 | West Davenport High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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West Davenport High School
Justin's high school.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 20 | Ouch Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities |
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Ouch Town
Pepper Brooks: "Ouch Town population you, bro!"
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| 21 | Romanovia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Romanovia
Home country of Purple Cobra player Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichski, where dodgeball is the national sport. Her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball.
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| OTHER |
| 22 | ADAA Dodgeball Invitational | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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ADAA Dodgeball Invitational
Event in Las Vegas.
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| 23 | Average Joe's | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Average Joe's
Dodgeball team.
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| 24 | Charging Donkeys | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Charging Donkeys
West Davenport High School mascot.
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| 25 | Clown Punchers | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Clown Punchers
Dodgeball team from New Orleans.
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| 26 | Cotton | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cotton
Cotton: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here. The little team that could, Average Joe's Gymnasium, underdogs throughout, stand before us, aglow, as true dodgeball champions.
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| 27 | Cotton | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cotton
Cotton: Do you believe in unlikelihoods?
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| 28 | Cotton | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cotton
Cotton: Players, to your positions. This is about gamesmanship. Throw early and you're defenseless. Throw late and you're eliminated. Dilemma, thy name is dodgeball. This sport doesn't build character, it reveals it.
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| 29 | Dodgeball Tournament Regional Qualifying... | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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Dodgeball Tournament Regional Qualifying Match and Grammar Jamboree
Official A.D.A.A. qualifying match, required before teams can play in the The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open.
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| 30 | Flying Cougars | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Flying Cougars
Poughkeepsie State mascot.
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| 31 | Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Globo Gym Purple Cobras
Dodgeball team.
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| 32 | Kamikazes | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Kamikazes
Dodgeball team.
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| 33 | Lance Armstrong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong: If people never quit when the going got tough they'd have nothing to regret all their lives.Good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
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| 34 | Lance Armstrong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong: Once I thought of quittin', when I had brain, lung and testicular cancer at the same time. But with the support of my friends I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. What are you dying from that's keepin' you from the finals?
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| 35 | Las Vegas Annual S&M Convention | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Las Vegas Annual S&M Convention
There's a mix-up with Average Joe's new uniforms.
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| 36 | The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Op... | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open
Official A.D.A.A. event, winner receives $50,000. "Go balls deep!"
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| 37 | Las Vegas Police Department | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Las Vegas Police Department
Dodgeball team.
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| 38 | Lumberjacks | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Lumberjacks
Dodgeball team.
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| 39 | M.I.L.F.s | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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M.I.L.F.s
Dodgeball team.
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| 40 | Marmots | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Marmots
Las Vegas University mascot.
 
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| 41 | Moose Knuckles | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Moose Knuckles
Dodgeball team.
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| 42 | Mulchers | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Mulchers
Dodgeball team from Monterey.
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| 43 | Patches O'Houlihan | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Patches O'Houlihan
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my urine? Probably not. No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
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| 44 | Patches O'Houlihan | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Patches O'Houlihan
Patches O'Houlihan: Listen up, crotch stain. Remember your training and trust your instincts. You can do it. I believe in you. Bye-bye.
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| 45 | Patches O'Houlihan | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Patches O'Houlihan
Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.
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| 46 | Pepper Brooks | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Pepper Brooks
Pepper Brooks: Ouch town, population you, bro.
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| 47 | Peter LaFleur's dog's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Peter LaFleur's dog's name.
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| 48 | Pouncers | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Pouncers
Dodgeball team.
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| 49 | Savage Squad 300 | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Savage Squad 300
Dodgeball team.
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| 50 | She-Mullets | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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She-Mullets
Dodgeball team.
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| 51 | Skillz that Killz | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Skillz that Killz
Dodgeball team.
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| 52 | Team Blitzkrieg | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Team Blitzkrieg
Dodgeball team that loves David Hasselhoff.
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| 53 | Troop 417 | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Troop 417
Girl Scout troop dodgeball team disqualified during the A.D.A.A. required random drug screening when one of their players - Vernice - tests positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids, and a low grade beaver tranquilizer.
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| 54 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 55 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 56 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 57 | Wedgies | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Wedgies
Dodgeball team.
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| 58 | White Goodman | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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White Goodman
White Goodman: Fucking Chuck Norris.
 
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| 59 | White Goodman | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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White Goodman
White Goodman: Nobody makes bleed my own blood. Nobody!
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| 60 | White Goodman | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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White Goodman
White Goodman: Suck failure, freaks.
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| 61 | Yetis | Other | Sports | Dodgeball Teams |
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Yetis
Dodgeball team.
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