TV Series 1989. Created by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi. Starring Mike Maronna, Danny Tamberelli, Alison Fanelli, Hardy Rawls, Judy Grafe, Toby Huss and Michelle Trachtenberg.
Source Features: BBB (182) TIMELINE (22) MAP (29) QUOTES (17) TRIVIA (9) THEMES (2)
SOURCE CATEGORY MAP

Find a Source
Search Records
Episodes
Categories
Order by

Total Record Results: 17 - Medium: TV SERIES / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES
#
Record Name
Category
Subcategory
1Big Pete QuotesQuotes

Big Pete
Big Pete (over music reminiscent of 2001): He was the king. The king of the road. He had earned his crown over the years by being the best on the road in the three major dad-driving categories: One - never asking for directions. No matter what. Two - roof stack packing. And three, the true measure of dad greatness: making good time on the road.



2Big Pete QuotesQuotes

Big Pete
Big Pete: Superheroes, if they're really super, always have super-villains to worry about. For Superman, it was Lex Luthor. For the Fantastic Four, Doctor Doom. For Artie, the strongest man in the world, it was these skank weevils.



3Big Pete QuotesQuotes

Big Pete
Big Pete: Then came the whammy bar, which made a sound that for some reason affected Artie like deadly Kryptonite.

 

4Big Pete QuotesQuotes

Big Pete
Big Pete: Wellsville had wondered who would save them from the wrath of the ringing phone? Now we had our answer. There was Libby Hurley, who had mastered the Vulcan nerve pinch. Clem Linell could hypnotize dogs. Nona Mecklenberg's speech patterns could cloud men's minds. Pete could produce seven kinds of body cheese. And then there was Artie, whose powers were endless.



5Big Pete QuotesQuotes

Big Pete
Big Pete: What is it that makes a superhero? Is it muscles of steel? The ability to see through brick walls? To turn yourself into a human butane torch? Or is it smaller? Like with Artie. A way of looking at the world and making everything in it a little bit stranger and a little bit better.



6Capt. Scrummy QuotesQuotes

Capt. Scrummy
Capt. Scrummy: Look, aren't we here on the first hot day of every summer? Aren't we? Don't we carry 49 different flavorific flavors, including Pineapple Blurt? What else do you want from us?



7Frank & Little Pete QuotesQuotes

Frank & Little Pete
Frank: Well, it was 11 years ago, a Thursday. I looked away from the crosswalk to light a smoke, you know? No big deal, right? Wrong. A cat named Mr. Boots crossed without looking. He was wasted on catnip. He never saw the Ford Imperial coming.
Little Pete: Roadkill pizza?
Frank: No, no. It's close, though. Too close. It shook me up, kid. I decided right then that I would never leave my post again, ever. 24 hours a day, every day of the year.



8Little Pete QuotesQuotes

Little Pete
Little Pete: Now begins the Age of Pete.



9Little Pete QuotesQuotes

Little Pete
Little Pete: This is WART Radio. Before I play The End by Jim Morrison, the Lizard King himself, I want to tell you about tomorrow's tribute, Hands Across Wellsville. We're going to start at Mrs. Jacuuti's front lawn and make a 20-mile-long human chain in honor of my Lizard King... Gary.

 

10Little Pete Wrigley QuotesQuotes

Little Pete Wrigley
Little Pete Wrigley: I just wanted to change the world but after a whole year of trying the only thing i changed was my underpants.

11Monica QuotesQuotes

Monica
Monica: I am so sick and tired of hearing lucky this and lucky that! Why don't you take your lucky necklace stuff it down your lucky mouth before i push you down this lucky hill and make you poop in your lucky underpants!



12Mr. Markle QuotesQuotes

Mr. Markle
Mr. Markle: Destiny may know where you live, my squids, but will you be home when it comes over to play?

13Mr. Tastee QuotesQuotes

Mr. Tastee
Mr. Tastee: I'm an ice-cream man. I am what the summer is. Fireflies, thunderstorms, butt sweat on the car seat... and when it all goes, I have to go with it.



14Mr. Wrigley QuotesQuotes

Mr. Wrigley
Mr. Wrigley: I love the smell of menthol in the morning. It smells like... victory.



15Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator of Pete's movie about his father (featuring the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey): Dad - a man of vision. Dad - a man of strength. Yes, few mortal men have the coordination, the determination, and the overall niceness of Dad.



16Nona & Little Pete QuotesQuotes

Nona & Little Pete
Nona: What's your brother doing with that scuz monkey?
Little Pete: The dark side beckons him.



17Pit Stain QuotesQuotes

Pit Stain
Pit Stain: I come bearing gifts. It's my meat masterpiece. Notice the delicate array of meat selections from your lovely pepper loaf head tier. Snuggly ugly liverwurst toes. I'm especially fond of the boiled ham cast.

 
 


Information in Fiction Empire, including fictitious business information and the sources in which they appear, retain their original copyright as owned by their creators and/or respective production or publishing companies. Content in Fiction Empire is intended for entertainment purposes only. Fiction Empire is not responsible for, and expressly disclaims all liability for, damages of any kind arising out of use, reference to, or reliance on any information contained within the site. While the information contained within Fiction Empire is periodically updated, no guarantee is given that the information provided is correct, complete or up-to-date. There may be spoilers in Fiction Empire. Fiction Empire will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath. Some of the content contained in Fiction Empire may not be suitable for young viewers.

Fiction Empire / fictionempire.com Concept & Design by MADASIAM Productions © 1999. All Rights Reserved.