Fiction Empire

Barber Shops

Andy's Barber & Styling Shop
Barber shop visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

Artie [comic book]
Comic book about Little Pete's personal superhero, Artie.

Biology
Generic biology textbook.

The Blowholes
Little Pete's band.

Blue Tornado
Ice cream product that ice cream vendor Mr. Tastee sells.

Blueberry Blowtorch
Ice cream product that ice cream vendor Mr. Tastee sells.

Blurchman planetarium

Entertainment

Museums

Blurchman planetarium
Local planetarium.

Boomerang Bar
Ice cream product that ice cream vendor Mr. Tastee sells.

Capt. Scrummy
Ice cream vendor played by Michael Stipe of R.E.M.

Captain Zornan
Pete's action figure.

Chocolate Thunder Chunks

Ice Cream

Chocolate Thunder Chunks
Ice cream product that ice cream vendor Mr. Tastee sells.

Code Book
Reference book.

Columbia High School
Pete's high school.

Cosmic Rings
Breakfast cereal high in Riboflavin, substance necessary for time travel.

Cranson Spackle [store]

Curtis Paints & Wallpaper

Retail

Hardware Stores

Cranson Spackle [store]
Hardware store, whose bowling team Little Pete mentions: It was my best plan ever. Dad's bowling team, Cranson Spackle, needed a sub for their big match against Lansing's Taco Palace. I had just the guy they needed. All I had to do was bet my wad on Dad's team and let Artie do the rest.

Retail

Hardware Stores

Curtis Paints & Wallpaper
Store visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

Daily Press
Newspaper headline: Sonic Boom - Town Paralyzed with Fear.

Driver Stu's Misery Tour

Gibley's Book of World Records

Tours

Driver Stu's Misery Tour
Little Pete gets stuck on an endless tour of Bus Driver Stu's shattered romance with Sally Knorp.

Endless Mike
Little Pete plays Mike Hellstrom's home movies from when he was growing up on the big screen at the Wellsville Drive-In, calling it Endless Mike.

Excalibur 2000
The most powerful garage door opener known to mankind. Only Dad was allowed to wield its mighty power.

Fig Newlies
Bookie product inspired by Fig Newtons that Little Pete and his friends eat to stay awake, on account of the high sugar content.

Freddy's
Go kart track.

Great Revolutions in World History

Books-Reference

Gibley's Book of World Records
Book inspired by the Guinness Book of Records, aka Guinness World Records, which Little Pete consults.

Kreb Boy 2000 Mulch Master

Books-History

Great Revolutions in World History
Book Ellen reads in bed.

Human Anatomy
Biology textbook.

Hydrogen Pop
Ice cream product that ice cream vendor Mr. Tastee sells.

Imprag Rotary Lathe
Tool that Big Pete mentions: This is the Kraftsbilt 2000, also known as the Gashmaster. Its 17-inch blade, with 248 steel teeth, can slice a telephone pole in half in 9.2 seconds. The way I see it, anything with 248 teeth should not be allowed in a school. If you screw up using the Kraftsbilt 2000, or the Nortron F7 grinder, or the Imprag rotary lathe, best case, you'll go home minus a thorax.

Kraftsbilt 2000
Tool that Big Pete uses in shop class: This is the Kraftsbilt 2000, also known as the Gashmaster. Its 17-inch blade, with 248 steel teeth, can slice a telephone pole in half in 9.2 seconds. The way I see it, anything with 248 teeth should not be allowed in a school. If you screw up using the Kraftsbilt 2000, or the Nortron F7 grinder, or the Imprag rotary lathe, best case, you'll go home minus a thorax.

Landscaping Tools

Kreb Boy 2000 Mulch Master
Pete's father's Krebstar lawnmower.

Kreb Classics
Record album playing when the SWAT team comes for Little Pete.

Kreb Comics
Publisher of Artie comic book.

Kreb Estate Realtors
Realty sign in front of the Wrigley house after Little Pete sells the family's house to get back at Big Pete for ditching him for a girl.

Kreb Full o' Nuts Coffee

Kreb Scout Survival Guide

Beverage Products

Coffee

Kreb Full o' Nuts Coffee
Coffee that the lifeguards drink while on duty at the swimming pool.

Kreb of the Loom
Underwear. Inspired by Fruit of the Loom.

Books-Reference

Kreb Scout Survival Guide
Official Kreb Scout handbook.

Kreb Scouts
Scouting organization.

Kreb Shack Radio
Portable radio that Big Pete ties around a dog's neck to lure his brother away from Adult Swim.

Kreb Stick 2000
Deodorant product.

Kreb World
Amusement park that Teddy mentions to Big Pete, talking about their teacher while walking to their new Driver's Education class: You know what i heard i heard that he falls asleep in the back of the car and you can drive wherever you want you could go to Kreb World!

Kreb Zepplin
When Pete's parents leave them alone for 35 hours, they blast Kreb Zepplin's So-So album, inspired by Led Zeppelin IV, also known as Zoso.

Kreb-o-Lounger
Lounge chair in the Wrigley house that Little Pete mentions.

Krebbin Donuts
Krebstar donut product Pete and Stu eat at the bus depot.

KrebDuds
Candy product inspired by Milk Duds.

Kreben Up
Clear soda product.

KrebEx
Company that delivers sombreros to the Wrigley family.

Krebgate
Toothpaste product in Pete's mother's medicine cabinet - Krebstar version of Colgate.

Krebjax
Cleaning product Pete's father mentions. Krebstar version of Ajax.

Krebloggs
Food company that makes Cosmic Rings breakfast cereal, high in Riboflavin, necessary for time travel.

Krebopoly
Parody of Monopoly.

Krebrolet
The Wrigley family's car that they take on their trip to the Hoover Dam.

KrebSol
Pine-scented disinfectant product inspired by Pine-Sol.

KrebStar 2,000
Portable AM/FM radio that Little Pete and his friends listen to in order to stay awake.

Krebstar 2000 Flashlight

Krebstar 2000 Hydro Thruster

Hardware

Krebstar 2000 Flashlight
Little Pete's flashlight.

KrebStar 2000 Walkie-Talkie

Furniture

Krebstar 2000 Hydro Thruster
The lifeguard chair at the Wellsville Municipal Pool.

KrebStar 3000 Eviscerator

Technology

Communication Devices

KrebStar 2000 Walkie-Talkie
Walkie Talkie that Little Pete uses to broadcast his radio station, WART Radio. Big Pete: Sure, it's only a Krebstar 2000 Walkie-Talkie with the transmit button taped down, but with the right kind of antenna, no one within a five-mile radius is safe.

Krebstar 211
Little Pete's radio. Big Pete: There was only thing left for Pete to do. Wait until night when the reception was best, climb to the roof and point his Krebstar 211 toward the sky.

Musical Instruments

KrebStar 3000 Eviscerator
Little Pete's new guitar, which he plays in his band the Blowholes.

KrebStar 850 Leaf Vac

Landscaping Tools

KrebStar 850 Leaf Vac
Yard equipment product.

KrebStar 9300
Flashlight product. Inspector 34: Don't shake it. Twist the lid one quarter turn to the right. The Krebstar 9300 series has a defect in the positive battery terminal.

KrebStar Aluminum Siding

KrebStar Amazing Fingers Vibrating Bed

Hardware

KrebStar Aluminum Siding
Aluminum siding product that supervillain McFlemp sells. McFlemp: How strong is our new Krebstar Super Siding? Its twin-polymer coating stands up to hail, heat and even a full-grown man, running into it repeatedly at full speed.

Krebstar Atomic Hot Sauce

Bedding

KrebStar Amazing Fingers Vibrating Bed
Vibrating bed made by KrebStar.

Krebstar Ant Farm
Little Pete's new toy that Artie gives him.

Condiments

Krebstar Atomic Hot Sauce
Hot sauce that Little Pete uses to prank Nona on April Fools Day.

KrebStar Barrel
Barrel product.

KrebStar Bassbuster 2000

Sporting Goods

KrebStar Bassbuster 2000
Pete's father's new fishing rod. Guaranteed to catch any bass or your money back.

Krebstar Bicycle Helmet

KrebStar Blood Pressure Gauge

Toys

Toys-misc

Krebstar Bicycle Helmet
Helmets Big Pete and Little Pete wear.

Hygiene Products

KrebStar Blood Pressure Gauge
Medical product.

Krebstar Car Wax
Product mentioned on the Krebstar Industries educational VHS tape Operation Heart Punch.

KrebStar Clock
Clock.

KrebStar Creamed Corn

Fruits and Vegetables

KrebStar Creamed Corn
Canned vegetable product from multiple episodes.

KrebStar Fish Food
Fish food that Little Pete eats to motivate himself to find Bob the Bass.

Krebstar Foods
Subsidiary of the Krebstar corporation.

KrebStar Garbage Truck

KrebStar Industrial Strength Floor Wax

Vehicles

Motor Vehicles

KrebStar Garbage Truck
Garbage collectors go on strike when the Wrigley family refuses to get rid of their Christmas tree.

KrebStar Hand Dryer
Hand dryer product.

KrebStar Hat
Hat Mr. Throneberry wears.

Krebstar Helmet
Helmet Teddy wears.

Maintenance

Cleaning Products

KrebStar Industrial Strength Floor Wax
Floor wax that Little Pete uses attempting to get out of dancing.

Krebstar Industries
Company that makes various products seen in multiple episodes.

KrebStar Instant Camera

Technology

Audiovisual Devices

KrebStar Instant Camera
Camera from multiple episodes.

KrebStar Knight Walkers

KrebStar Mentholated Hot Lather Machine

Apparel

Footwear

KrebStar Knight Walkers
Wayne's new shoes.

Hygiene Products

KrebStar Mentholated Hot Lather Machine
Mr. Wrigley's hot lather machine.

KrebStar Radar Gun
The KrebStar radar gun is used to catch Dad speeding.

KrebStar Scale
Scale product.

KrebStar Shaving Cream

Hygiene Products

KrebStar Shaving Cream
Shaving cream product.

KrebStar Slide Projector

Technology

Audiovisual Devices

KrebStar Slide Projector
Projector used by Principal Schwinger.

Krebstar Tapioca Pudding

Food-misc

Krebstar Tapioca Pudding
Big Pete: But here in Wellsville, on one fateful Tuesday, at precisely 0700 hours, the brothers Pete launched Operation Tapioca.

Krebstar Tennis Racket

KrebStar Vegi-blaster 2000

Sporting Goods

Krebstar Tennis Racket
Ellen's tennis racket.

Krebstar Toilet
Toilet in the Wrigley house.

KrebStar Typewriter
Typewriter secretary uses.

Kitchen Appliances

KrebStar Vegi-blaster 2000
Appliance product Little Pete uses to make a salad for a girl on the bus.

Krebstar Watch
Big Pete's watch brand.

KrebStar Watch [35 hour]

Krebstone Memorial Hospital

Apparel

Timepieces

KrebStar Watch [35 hour]
Watches that Big Pete and Little Pete wear, which they synchronize to count down the 35 hours until their parents return from their weekend trip.

Krey's Anatomy of the Chicken

Healthcare

Hospitals

Krebstone Memorial Hospital
Hospital where Little Pete is taken after eating too much creamed corn.

KrebStore 24
24 hour grocery store.

Krebstore Vending
Vending machine at the bus depot.

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Krebtego
Board game inspired by Stratego that Little Pete plays with his pet lizard Gary.

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KrebTrack
Teddy takes a ride on KrebTrack to solve an algebra word problem involving trains.

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Kreb's Milk
Milk product.

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Kremints
Pit Stain offers Kremints to people.

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Lansing's Taco Palace [restaurant]

Books-Cooking

Krey's Anatomy of the Chicken
Book that Pete's father before starting up the grill.

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Krolaids
Antacid product in Pete's mother's medicine cabinet - Krebstar version of Rolaids.

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Krums
Antacid product in Pete's mother's medicine cabinet - Krebstar version of Tums.

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Lady KrebStick
Deodorant product in Pete's mother's medicine cabinet - Krebstar version of Speedstick.

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Littlejohn Habachi Factory

Dining

Restaurants-Mexican

Lansing's Taco Palace [restaurant]
Local restaurant, whose bowling team Little Pete mentions: It was my best plan ever. Dad's bowling team, Cranson Spackle, needed a sub for their big match against Lansing's Taco Palace. I had just the guy they needed. All I had to do was bet my wad on Dad's team and let Artie do the rest.

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Lemon Licky Nubs
Ice cream product that ice cream vendor Mr. Tastee sells.

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Lou Costello Boxer Shorts

Companies

Manufacturing

Littlejohn Habachi Factory
Factory visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

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Lodi Lanes
Bowling alley.

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Mighty Bear Driving Range

Apparel

Clothing Products

Lou Costello Boxer Shorts
Underwear product that Inspector 34 mentions:
Clem: You're real?
Inspector 34: As real as your new Lou Costello boxer shorts, Clem.

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Luggage Barn
Luggage store mentioned on the WELL radio station. Radio DJ: Good afternoon Wellsville! It's time for another WELL lucky luggage giveaway! Today's lucky winner is: Stu Benedict. Stu, if you call the WELL contest line in the next 30 seconds, and if you know our contest catchphrase, you win a free a free set of luggage courtesy of the Luggage Barn.

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Marmalade Cream
Song that Big Pete requests Little Pete's band the Blowholes to play.

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Math
Little Pete's generic math textbook.

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Medicine
Biology textbook.

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Merengue Kebang
Ice cream product that ice cream vendor Mr. Tastee sells.

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Mic Mac
Company that manufactures many products that appear on the show.

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Mic Mac Amplifier
Little Pete's amplifier.

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Midnight Special
Train that runs on the tracks where Little Pete goes looking for his lucky penny.

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Mike Hellstrom School of Driving

Entertainment

Miniature Golf

Mighty Bear Driving Range
Golf range where Pete's father works.

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My Life as a Poem: A Poet's Guide to Lif...

Education

Driving Schools

Mike Hellstrom School of Driving
Joke Mike makes teaching Teddy to drive.

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Moisty Naps
Hygiene product Pete gets from the vending machine at the bus depot.

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Mr. Tastee
Ice cream truck that visits Wellsville every summer. Big Pete: Still, the summer isn't officially summer until Mr. Tastee comes to town The other thing I should tell you about Mr. Tastee, is that no one knows his true identity. Some people think he escaped from the state mental hospital in Durango Falls.

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My Kreb Pony
Nona uses a My Kreb Pony to bring along food on the trip she takes with Monica, Wayne and Little Pete.

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Books-Biography

My Life as a Poem: A Poet's Guide to Life
Book published by Krebstar.

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Nortron F7 Grinder
Tool that Big Pete mentions: This is the Kraftsbilt 2000, also known as the Gashmaster. Its 17-inch blade, with 248 steel teeth, can slice a telephone pole in half in 9.2 seconds. The way I see it, anything with 248 teeth should not be allowed in a school. If you screw up using the Kraftsbilt 2000, or the Nortron F7 grinder, or the Imprag rotary lathe, best case, you'll go home minus a thorax.

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Oak Barber Shop
Barber shop visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

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Operation Heart Punch

Video

Movies-misc

Operation Heart Punch
Educational VHS tape made by Krebstar Industries: Operation Heart Punch is brought to you by the fine folks at Krebstar. From sponge cake to space stations, it's gotta be Krebstar.

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Orange Lazarus
Beverage served at Slush Shack, the snack bar at Munson Field, the field where Pete and Pete play baseball. Inspired by Orange Julius.

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Orange Splurto Kicks
Ice cream product that ice cream vendor Mr. Tastee sells.

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Orbitron-9
Ellen's rocket that the friends launch in an attempt to contact aliens.

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Personal Hygiene Singers

Music-A Cappella

Personal Hygiene Singers
Singing crew featuring Johnny Earwax that performs at the Wellsville Middle School Good Hygiene Jamboree on April Fools Day.

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Pineapple Blurt
Ice cream product sold by vendor Capt. Scrummy played by Michael Stipe of R.E.M.

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Pizza House
Local pizza parlor.

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Platesmith
Big Pete: Fortunately for Pete, the ravine was also near the Platesmith the repair shop for people with metal plates in their head, like our mom.

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President Pops
Breakfast cereal that Little Pete eats.

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Principles of Algebra

Textbooks

Principles of Algebra
Ellen's math textbook.

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Pro Kreb Sneakers
Sneakers that Big Pete wears.

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Pup Fiction
Movie playing at the $.99 matinee, inspired by Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction.

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Quick as a Bunny Pizza

Riley Gas Powered Leaf Blower

Dining

Pizza Parlors

Quick as a Bunny Pizza
Pizza parlor where Ellen works.

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Qwik Pik
Photo booth where Ellen worked part time for her Uncle Lou.

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Reservoir Cats
Movie playing at the $.99 matinee, inspired by Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.

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Revco Dominator
Pete's dad's bowling ball, which they use to play street bowling.

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Landscaping Tools

Riley Gas Powered Leaf Blower
Leaf blower Pete receives in the mail after ordering a jetpack.

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Riley Jetpack Corp.
Maker of the Riley Retro-Fire Jetpack, the jetpack that Little Pete strives to buy: With a Riley, I could have been a kid super hero, flying wherever trouble took me anywhere on the globe.

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Riley Retro-Fire Jetpack

Scotty's House of Draught

Sporting Goods

Riley Retro-Fire Jetpack
Jetpack that Little Pete strives to buy: With a Riley, I could have been a kid super hero, flying wherever trouble took me anywhere on the globe.

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Roberson Shoe Repair
Shoe store visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

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Scab Talk
Talk show Little Pete's radio station, WART Radio.

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Nightlife

Bars

Scotty's House of Draught
Bar visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

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Simuglide 6000
Big Pete's new driving instructor Mr. Slurm's driving simulator. "It simulates nearly every road condition known in the driving universe."

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Sioux City Moth Hatchery

Stand and Deliver: The Mailwoman McGinty...

Entertainment

Zoos

Sioux City Moth Hatchery
Field trip destination that Big Pete mentions: Ever since there's been school, there's been field trips. In my school, we've been subjected to places like the Sioux City Moth Hatchery, the AAA Ice Farm and the International Creamed Corn Expo.

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Sludgesickle
Ice cream product sold by vendor Capt. Scrummy played by Michael Stipe of R.E.M.

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Sludgley High School
High school that Big Pete's wrestling team competes against.

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Slush Shack
Snack bar at Munson Field, the field where Pete and Pete play baseball.

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So-So
When Pete's parents leave them alone for 35 hours, they blast Kreb Zepplin's So-So album, inspired by Led Zeppelin IV, also known as Zoso.

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Spillers Milk Museum
Big Pete's class field trip destination in Glurt County.

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Surfin' Bum, Surfing' Fun

Books-Biography

Stand and Deliver: The Mailwoman McGinty Story
Book that Mailwoman McGinty is writing.

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United States: A Nation's History

Songs

Surfin' Bum, Surfing' Fun
Song that the neighbor calls in and requests Little Pete's band the Blowholes to play.

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Tasteemobile
Mr. Tastee's ice cream truck, the vendor that visits Wellsville every summer. Big Pete: Still, the summer isn't officially summer until Mr. Tastee comes to town. The other thing I should tell you about Mr. Tastee, is that no one knows his true identity. Some people think he escaped from the state mental hospital in Durango Falls.

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Throttle Jet 5000
Big Pete: It all started with a blacktop grudge match between my dad's 88 Dodge Aries and Mr. Hickel's fuel-injected Throttle Jet 5000.

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TS-4
Tool that Big Pete's shop class teacher mentions: Who'd like to cut something with the TS-4, or as you'll soon be calling it... Slasher?

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Textbooks

United States: A Nation's History
Big Pete's history textbook.

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Viper Compass
Kreb Scout Monica's compass.

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WART Radio
Little Pete's radio station.

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Weewee See
Chemical used at the Wellsville Municipal Pool to catch the Urinator.

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WELL
Local radio station in Wellsville. Radio DJ: Good afternoon Wellsville! It's time for another WELL lucky luggage giveaway! Today's lucky winner is: Stu Benedict. Stu, if you call the WELL contest line in the next 30 seconds, and if you know our contest catchphrase, you win a free a free set of luggage courtesy of the Luggage Barn.

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Wellsville Barber Shop

Barber Shops

Wellsville Barber Shop
Pete gets his hair cut, determined to have a conversation with his barber, Dan. Big Pete hires Little Pete to torture Dan's friend Lou to find out what he likes to talk about. Spoiler: It's footwear.

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Wellsville Bus Company

Wellsville Busing & Transit Authority

Bus Lines

Wellsville Bus Company
Company name on Big Pete's school bus.

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Wellsville Christmas Pageant

Bus Lines

Wellsville Busing & Transit Authority
Big Pete works as a bus driver for a week.

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Wellsville Gas and Electric

Theater Productions

Wellsville Christmas Pageant
Local Christmas pageant.

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Wellsville Drive-In
Local drive-in movie theater.

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Companies

Energy Companies

Wellsville Gas and Electric
Local power company.

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The Wellsville Herald

Media

Newspapers-Heralds

The Wellsville Herald
Little Pete gets a paper route.

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Wellsville High School

Education

High Schools

Wellsville High School
High school that Big Pete and Ellen attend.

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Wellsville Junior High

Education

Middle Schools

Wellsville Junior High
Little Pete's school.

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Wellsville Motor Hotel

You Fill Me Up, Buttercup

Hotels

Wellsville Motor Hotel
Local hotel.

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Wellsville Power
Local power company in Wellsville.

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The Wellsville Times
Local newspaper.

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Yeck Hardware
Hardware store visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

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Yellow Fever
Bus driver Stu Benedict's school bus.

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Wellsville Municipal Pool

Songs

You Fill Me Up, Buttercup
Song that a listener calls in and requests Little Pete's band the Blowholes to play. Perhaps inspired by Build Me Up Buttercup?

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

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December 28, 1958
Date of the NFL championship game between the Baltimore Colts and the New York Giants. Big Pete: Joe explained that after the game was over, the TV waves that carried the broadcast kept going out deeper and deeper into space. After years of traveling at the speed of light, the waves had gone far enough to bring the game to the Alpha Centauri star system.

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October 31, 1963
Greg and Judy Stilk set the record for trick or treating at the most houses in Wellsville. Big Pete: You see, 31 Halloweens ago, Greg and Judy Stilk trick-or-treated to 374 houses in one night. By midnight, they were legends.

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May 15, 1967
Date when the town's seemingly ordinary pay phone started ringing.
Big Pete: It's not like you know when it'll stop.
Ellen: We know when it started. May 15, 1967. that's been ringing for 27 years.

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July 7, 1977
Joe Jones born - the geek with the bad haircut that dresses funny and smells like steamed vegetables from Pete's science class that turns out to be an alien.

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February 14, 1991
Big Pete and the school's stadium line painter, Mr. Beverly (whose squid, Edna, the school mascot, Pete has just accidentally killed), vie for the love of the math teacher Ms. Fingerwood.

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August 16, 1991
Date that Ellen crosses off on her calendar, during the summer the friends attempt to track down Mr. Tastee after unintentionally running him off.

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July 4, 1992
Date Little Pete mentions working toward buying his jetpack: Not even Blanche can harm Artie. He's completely puberty proof. With my new paper route and his super human strength, I'd have the jetpack money in time to kick evil's hairy butt by the Fourth of July.

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December 19, 1992
Little Pete finally receives the package he's been waiting for, though unfortunately for him, instead of a jetpack, it's a leaf blower. Little Pete: But still, those weeks crept behind like slugs. Then on December 19, it came! After everything I'd been through, the raw power of the Riley was finally at my command.

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December 31, 1992
Little Pete reflects on a year in which he ultimately failed to achieve his New Year's Resolution of changing the world with a jetpack. Crossing guard Frank resolves to quite smoking.

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July 4, 1994
Little Pete destroys Dad's lawn in an experiment gone awry, and after being caught making a break for the Canadian border is grounded for a month and is forced to tunnel his way out of the house past a state-of-the-art security system in order to make it to the celebrations of his favorite holiday, the Fourth of July.

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October 31, 1994
Big Pete and Little Pete attemnpt to break the record for trick or treating at the most houses in Wellsville. They fail.

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December 25, 1995
The Wrigley family celebrates Christmas. Little Pete gets a flamethrower. Big Pete: Everyone knows that the best day of the year is Christmas. Your home is homier the food is tastier and the spirit of giving is everywhere.

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December 26, 1995
Little Pete convinces his family to celebrate Christmas - again.

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December 27, 1995
The Wrigley family continues celebrating Christmas by going caroling. Big Pete: And the next morning we took our christmas spirit to the streets.

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January 5, 1996
Garbage Man, crusher of dreams, issues an ultimatum.
Big Pete: But on the 12th day of Pete's Christmas...
Garbage Man: Attention Cranson street attention so you've joined the little yuletide sad based. Very well. Now you will all pay. Until that tree is mine, no one gets their trash collected when you've had enough of your own stink, talk to your pal Pete Wrigley.

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April 1, 1996
Little Pete pranks his principal, covering him in KrebStar Creamed Corn on stage during the assembly.

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January 8
Date on the station wagon's license plate that the Wrigley family encounters on their roadtrip to the Hoover Dam, Pete's father's car's evil twin.

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June 26
Date on the Wrigley's car's license plate. Year not clear.

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September 21
Date when summer is over, according to Big Pete's dad. Big Pete: How do you know the summer is really and truly over? My dad says it's over precisely one second after midnight on September 21. My friend Ellen says it's over the moment you start thinking about whether to buy a three-ring binder or a spiral notebook for school. But for me, the way I know the summer is a goner, is when my brother Pete, and Artie, the strongest man in the world, go to the beach and try to beat up the ocean.

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December 25
Date Frank mentions when telling Little Pete how he is committed to his job 24 hours a day, every day of the year.
Frank: It shook me up, kid. I decided right then that I would never leave my post again, ever. 24 hours a day, every day of the year.
Little Pete: Even Christmas?
Frank: Mm-hmm. And New Year's Eve, too.

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December 25
Pete's math teacher Ms. Fingerwood swims across the Mississippi River. Year not mentioned.

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December 31
Date Frank mentions when telling Little Pete how he is committed to his job 24 hours a day, every day of the year.
Frank: It shook me up, kid. I decided right then that I would never leave my post again, ever. 24 hours a day, every day of the year.
Little Pete: Even Christmas?
Frank: Mm-hmm. And New Year's Eve, too.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

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Artie [constellation]

Map

Outer Space

Constellations

Artie [constellation]
Constellation memorializing Little Pete's personal superhero, Artie.

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Birch River
River in Wellsville.

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Bottomless Swamp
Swamp on the Wrigley 500 map, the bicycle race that Big Pete and Little Pete create when their parents leave them home alone for 35 hours. Big Pete: It was time for the main event: the Wrigley 500 a gut-crunching 500 lap race around the house.

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Clinton County
Setting. Listed on the map of Wellsville shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour. Wellsville later shown to be in Wellsville County.

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Clog Haven Beach
Local beach.

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Cranson Street
Pete's family's address.

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Douglas
One of the streets that Ellen mentions when calling the Ringing Phone Crisis Center: There's a freak-out on the corner of Douglas and Maple. Hurry!

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Durango Falls
City that Big Pete mentions, where some people think Mr. Tastee escaped from a mental hospital: Still, the summer isn't officially summer until Mr. Tastee comes to town. The other thing I should tell you about Mr. Tastee, is that no one knows his true identity. Some people think he escaped from the state mental hospital in Durango Falls.

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Gilroy Street
Street where Open Face and his gang track down Mr. Beverly, near the Chinese Checkers factory.

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Glurt County
County that borders Wellesville County.

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Highway 4
Road that the police dispatcher mentions when Little Pete takes his father's lawnmower for a joyride: Suspect headed north on Highway 4, driving a Kreb Boy 2000 Mulch Master. Highway 4. He's going to the border.

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Hillcrest Avenue
Intersection where crossing guard Frank works (Vreeland and Hillcrest).

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Lake Torgeson
Home of the legendary striped bass named Bob whose mighty bulk has roamed the depths of the lake for years.

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Langley Stadium
Pete's mentions, where they go looking for Ellen when she's practicing to be the school mascot - the dot (the dot over the i in Squids).

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Maple
One of the streets that Ellen mentions when calling the Ringing Phone Crisis Center: There's a freak-out on the corner of Douglas and Maple. Hurry!

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Munson Field
The field where Pete and Pete play baseball.

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Sahara Lake Avenue
Street that Big Pete mentions, narrating his father's race with Mr. Hickle: Halfway to the Hickels' on Sahara Lake Avenue, there was shattered from 14 straight days of Sonic assaults.

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Smedley
Nearby town.

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Smedley's Creek
Creek where Big Pete takes Penelope Ghiruto on their bus driving date.

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Smedly Ravine
Ravine in the nearby town of Smedley, where Little Pete goes looking for his lucky penny.

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Splankton Municipal Pool

Map

Nature

Parks

Splankton Municipal Pool
Local swimming pool that Big Pete mentions: My job was to handle the phones in case anyone called, while Pete did his part by keeping a lookout at the Splankton Municipal Pool.

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Unexplored Territory
Swamp on the Wrigley 500 map, the bicycle race that Big Pete and Little Pete create when their parents leave them home alone for 35 hours. Big Pete: It was time for the main event: the Wrigley 500 a gut-crunching 500 lap race around the house.

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Vreeland Avenue
Intersection where crossing guard Frank works (Vreeland and Hillcrest).

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Wall
Street visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

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Walnut
Street visible on the map shown for Driver Stu's Misery Tour.

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Wellsville
Setting, state not specified: "Wellsville, USA".

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Wellsville County
Setting. Listed on Little Pete's map. Wellsville previously indicated to be in Clinton County.

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Map

Nature

Parks

Wellsville Municipal Pool
Local swimming pool.

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West Platelet Avenue
Street that Big Pete mentions, narrating his father's race with Mr. Hickle: But as they turn the corner at West Platelet Avenue, Mr. Hickel hit the button on his secret weapon.

OTHER

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Bacon Barn
Baseball team that Pete and Pete's team the Prosthetics play.

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Quotes

Big Pete
Big Pete (over music reminiscent of 2001): He was the king. The king of the road. He had earned his crown over the years by being the best on the road in the three major dad-driving categories: One - never asking for directions. No matter what. Two - roof stack packing. And three, the true measure of dad greatness: making good time on the road.

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Quotes

Big Pete
Big Pete: Then came the whammy bar, which made a sound that for some reason affected Artie like deadly Kryptonite.

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Quotes

Big Pete
Big Pete: Wellsville had wondered who would save them from the wrath of the ringing phone? Now we had our answer. There was Libby Hurley, who had mastered the Vulcan nerve pinch. Clem Linell could hypnotize dogs. Nona Mecklenberg's speech patterns could cloud men's minds. Pete could produce seven kinds of body cheese. And then there was Artie, whose powers were endless.

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Quotes

Big Pete
Big Pete: Superheroes, if they're really super, always have super-villains to worry about. For Superman, it was Lex Luthor. For the Fantastic Four, Doctor Doom. For Artie, the strongest man in the world, it was these skank weevils.

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Quotes

Big Pete
Big Pete: What is it that makes a superhero? Is it muscles of steel? The ability to see through brick walls? To turn yourself into a human butane torch? Or is it smaller? Like with Artie. A way of looking at the world and making everything in it a little bit stranger and a little bit better.

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Capt. Scrummy

Cat's name that crossing guard Frank men...

Quotes

Capt. Scrummy
Capt. Scrummy: Look, aren't we here on the first hot day of every summer? Aren't we? Don't we carry 49 different flavorific flavors, including Pineapple Blurt? What else do you want from us?

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Cranson Spackle [bowling team]

Cat's name that crossing guard Frank mentions, whose close call made him commit to his job 24 hours a day, every day of the year.

	Sir Shoestrings
	Mr. Boots
	Dr. Socks

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Sports

Bowling Teams

Cranson Spackle [bowling team]
Pete's dad's bowling team. Little Pete: It was my best plan ever. Dad's bowling team, Cranson Spackle, needed a sub for their big match against Lansing's Taco Palace. I had just the guy they needed. All I had to do was bet my wad on Dad's team and let Artie do the rest.

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Dairy Fest
The Wrigley family's bonding event, celebrating American Dairy Night.

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Frank & Little Pete

The International Creamed Corn Expo

Quotes

Frank & Little Pete
Frank: Well, it was 11 years ago, a Thursday. I looked away from the crosswalk to light a smoke, you know? No big deal, right? Wrong. A cat named Mr. Boots crossed without looking. He was wasted on catnip. He never saw the Ford Imperial coming.
Little Pete: Roadkill pizza?
Frank: No, no. It's close, though. Too close. It shook me up, kid. I decided right then that I would never leave my post again, ever. 24 hours a day, every day of the year.

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Lansing's Taco Palace [bowling team]

Events

Conventions and Seminars

The International Creamed Corn Expo
Field trip destination that Big Pete mentions: Ever since there's been school, there's been field trips. In my school, we've been subjected to places like the Sioux City Moth Hatchery, the AAA Ice Farm and the International Creamed Corn Expo.

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Legendary striped bass's name whose migh...

Sports

Bowling Teams

Lansing's Taco Palace [bowling team]
Bowling team that plays Pete's dad's bowling team. Little Pete: It was my best plan ever. Dad's bowling team, Cranson Spackle, needed a sub for their big match against Lansing's Taco Palace. I had just the guy they needed. All I had to do was bet my wad on Dad's team and let Artie do the rest.

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Legendary striped bass's name whose mighty bulk has roamed the depths of Lake Torgeson for years.

	Dylan
	Allen
	Bob

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Lincoln
Baseball team that Pete and Pete's team the Prosthetics play.

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Little Pete

Quotes

Little Pete
Little Pete: This is WART Radio. Before I play The End by Jim Morrison, the Lizard King himself, I want to tell you about tomorrow's tribute, Hands Across Wellsville. We're going to start at Mrs. Jacuuti's front lawn and make a 20-mile-long human chain in honor of my Lizard King... Gary.

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Little Pete

Quotes

Little Pete
Little Pete: Now begins the Age of Pete.

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Little Pete Wrigley

Little Pete's new neighbor Lola's dog's ...

Quotes

Little Pete Wrigley
Little Pete Wrigley: I just wanted to change the world but after a whole year of trying the only thing i changed was my underpants.

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Little Pete's pet lizard's name.

Little Pete's new neighbor Lola's dog's name.

	Nimbus
	Nostromo
	Nebuchadnezzar

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Little Pete's tattoo of a woman's name.

Little Pete's pet lizard's name.

	Andrew
	Gary
	Michael

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Name Game

Little Pete's tattoo of a woman's name.

	Daisy
	Rose
	Petunia

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Mexican Fiesta
The Wrigley family's bonding event.

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Monica

Quotes

Monica
Monica: I am so sick and tired of hearing lucky this and lucky that! Why don't you take your lucky necklace stuff it down your lucky mouth before i push you down this lucky hill and make you poop in your lucky underpants!

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Mr. Markle

Quotes

Mr. Markle
Mr. Markle: Destiny may know where you live, my squids, but will you be home when it comes over to play?

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Mr. Tastee

Quotes

Mr. Tastee
Mr. Tastee: I'm an ice-cream man. I am what the summer is. Fireflies, thunderstorms, butt sweat on the car seat... and when it all goes, I have to go with it.

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Mr. Wrigley

Ms. Fingerwood's cat's name.

Quotes

Mr. Wrigley
Mr. Wrigley: I love the smell of menthol in the morning. It smells like... victory.

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Ms. Fingerwood's cat's name.

	The Square Root of Seven
	Seven of Nine
	Seven

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Narrator

Quotes

Narrator
Narrator of Pete's movie about his father (featuring the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey): Dad - a man of vision. Dad - a man of strength. Yes, few mortal men have the coordination, the determination, and the overall niceness of Dad.

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Nona & Little Pete

Pete's father's bowling ball's name.

Quotes

Nona & Little Pete
Nona: What's your brother doing with that scuz monkey?
Little Pete: The dark side beckons him.

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Pete's high school's mascot's name - the...

Name Game

Pete's father's bowling ball's name.

	Spaceball
	Kingpin
	Rolling Thunder

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Pete's high school's mascot's name - the fighting squid.

	Edna
	Blair
	Tootie

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Pit Stain

Pit Stain's real name: Long ago before W...

Quotes

Pit Stain
Pit Stain: I come bearing gifts. It's my meat masterpiece. Notice the delicate array of meat selections from your lovely pepper loaf head tier. Snuggly ugly liverwurst toes. I'm especially fond of the boiled ham cast.

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