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| Film 2007. Written by Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant. Directed by Robert Ben Garant. Starring Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez, Maggie Q, James Hong, Thomas Lennon, Robert Patrick and Jason Scott Lee. |  | |
Total Record Results: 14 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Dragon | Quotes | Quotes | |
Dragon
Dragon: May Wong's School of Table Tennis last 1,000 years. Or at least until the lease is up in August.
| | 2 | FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez & Randy Dayton...   | Quotes | Quotes | |
FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez & Randy Daytona
FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez: His face has never been photographed. This sketch is based on the description by a late agent of the ATF.
Randy Daytona: Wait a minute, this guy looks like...
FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez: George Takei? Mr. Sulu? I know. It's not, though. We checked him out.
| | 3 | Feng | Quotes | Quotes | |
Feng
Feng: Okie-dokie artichokie. First of all, I know getting here was the commute from hell. I have to be a smidge off the beaten track here.
| | 4 | Feng | Quotes | Quotes | |
Feng
Feng: Ping-Pong, or, as the Chinese say, "Ping-Pong," sport of emperors and bandits alike. I have assembled today, for your entertainment pleasure, the most talented table tennis athletes from around the globe. Legends, every one.
| | 5 | Feng | Quotes | Quotes | |
Feng
Feng: You people sound like a broken record. "You killed my so-and-so," and, "You murdered what's-his-face," "I demand..." Blah-blah-blah. Get over it.
| | 6 | Maggie Wong | Quotes | Quotes | |
Maggie Wong
Maggie Wong: Randy, I'm trying to sacrifice my life for our love. Stop being such a dick!
| | 7 | Mister Wong | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mister Wong
Mister Wong: He played table tennis like the devil in short shorts.
| | 8 | Mister Wong | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mister Wong
Mister Wong: Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my Happy Mu Shu Palace.
| | 9 | Mister Wong | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mister Wong
Mister Wong: Ping-Pong is not the Macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute. It takes years to learn her tricks. She is cruel. Laughs at you when you are naked. But you keep coming back for more and more. Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.
| | 10 | Mister Wong | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mister Wong
Mister Wong: Real Ping-Pong is not played for trophies. It is played in the shadows, in dark alleys and backrooms for hard cash and cheap, ugly women.
| | 11 | Mister Wong | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mister Wong
Mister Wong: To strengthen the body and not the mind is to build a temple on shifting sand.
| | 12 | Mister Wong | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mister Wong
Mister Wong: Welcome to the underbelly of Ping-Pong. Where fortunes are won and lost. I'm exaggerating, of course, but you get my point. People bet on Ping-Pong here.
| | 13 | Mysterious Asian Man | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mysterious Asian Man
Mysterious Asian Man: Mr. Daytona. Your balls have been tempered in the fury of hell's Dragon.
| | 14 | Randy Daytona | Quotes | Quotes | |
Randy Daytona
Randy Daytona: Here's the thing. You're bananas.
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