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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Eerie Canals  | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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Eerie Canals
Haunted water slide ride at the water themed amusement park next door to Randy's father's graveyard.
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| 2 | Haiku Cargo | BBB | Travel | Airlines |
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Haiku Cargo
Japanese corporation with a hangar at John Wayne Airport.
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| 3 | Mister Wong's Happy Mu Shu Palace | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
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Mister Wong's Happy Mu Shu Palace
The world's greatest ping-pong instructor Mister Wong's restaurant. "If Mu Shu fits, wear it."
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| 4 | The Peppermill | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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The Peppermill
Restaurant where Randy performs a ping-pong related set when the story begins. "Reno's Premier Hotel Casino"
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| 5 | Rapid Charter | BBB | Travel | Bus Lines |
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Rapid Charter
Busline that Randy and team ride not the first leg of the trip to Feng's secret ping-pong tournament.
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| 6 | Royal Pagoda Motel | BBB | Travel | Motels |
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Royal Pagoda Motel
Motel.
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| 7 | Saigon Beauty & Barber Salon | BBB | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Saigon Beauty & Barber Salon
Beauty salon.
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| 8 | Wong's School of Table Tennis | BBB | Education | Performing Arts Schools |
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Wong's School of Table Tennis
Wong's new ping-pong school, now open to gweilo.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 9 | September 30, 1968 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Headlines |
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September 30, 1968
Date of newspaper headline about the murder of Randy Daytona's father: "American Soldier Murdered / Triad Boss Feng Suspected"
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| 10 | May 8, 1975 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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May 8, 1975
Date on sketch of the mysterious Feng, the guy that killed Randy's father. FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez: His face has never been photographed. This sketch is based on the description by a late agent of the ATF.
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| 11 | September 22, 1996 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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September 22, 1996
Date on one of the photos that FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez shows Randy when telling him about Feng's upcoming Ping-Pong tournament: Look, this year Feng's invited a who's who of the international most wanted list. Randy, something big's going down.
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| 12 | April 5, 2003 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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April 5, 2003
Date on Joe Adamo's police mug shot, one of the photos that FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez shows Randy when telling him about Feng's upcoming Ping-Pong tournament: Look, this year Feng's invited a who's who of the international most wanted list. Randy, something big's going down.
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| OTHER |
| 13 | Dragon | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dragon
Dragon: May Wong's School of Table Tennis last 1,000 years. Or at least until the lease is up in August.
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| 14 | FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez & Randy Dayton...  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez & Randy Daytona
FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez: His face has never been photographed. This sketch is based on the description by a late agent of the ATF.
Randy Daytona: Wait a minute, this guy looks like...
FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez: George Takei? Mr. Sulu? I know. It's not, though. We checked him out.
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| 15 | Feng | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Feng
Feng: Okie-dokie artichokie. First of all, I know getting here was the commute from hell. I have to be a smidge off the beaten track here.
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| 16 | Feng | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Feng
Feng: Ping-Pong, or, as the Chinese say, "Ping-Pong," sport of emperors and bandits alike. I have assembled today, for your entertainment pleasure, the most talented table tennis athletes from around the globe. Legends, every one.
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| 17 | Feng | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Feng
Feng: You people sound like a broken record. "You killed my so-and-so," and, "You murdered what's-his-face," "I demand..." Blah-blah-blah. Get over it.
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| 18 | Maggie Wong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Maggie Wong
Maggie Wong: Randy, I'm trying to sacrifice my life for our love. Stop being such a dick!
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| 19 | Mister Wong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mister Wong
Mister Wong: Ping-Pong is not the Macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute. It takes years to learn her tricks. She is cruel. Laughs at you when you are naked. But you keep coming back for more and more. Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.
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| 20 | Mister Wong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mister Wong
Mister Wong: He played table tennis like the devil in short shorts.
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| 21 | Mister Wong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mister Wong
Mister Wong: Welcome to the underbelly of Ping-Pong. Where fortunes are won and lost. I'm exaggerating, of course, but you get my point. People bet on Ping-Pong here.
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| 22 | Mister Wong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mister Wong
Mister Wong: Real Ping-Pong is not played for trophies. It is played in the shadows, in dark alleys and backrooms for hard cash and cheap, ugly women.
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| 23 | Mister Wong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mister Wong
Mister Wong: To strengthen the body and not the mind is to build a temple on shifting sand.
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| 24 | Mister Wong | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mister Wong
Mister Wong: Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my Happy Mu Shu Palace.
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| 25 | Mysterious Asian Man | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mysterious Asian Man
Mysterious Asian Man: Mr. Daytona. Your balls have been tempered in the fury of hell's Dragon.
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| 26 | Randy Daytona | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Randy Daytona
Randy Daytona: Here's the thing. You're bananas.
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| 27 | Table Tennis Regionals and Pancake Break... | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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Table Tennis Regionals and Pancake Breakfast
Ping-pong tournament where FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez takes Randy - and he loses to "Hammer".
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| 28 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Wolf |
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