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| TV Series 2018. Created by Alec Berg and Bill Hader. Starring Bill Hader, Stephen Root, Sarah Goldberg, Glenn Fleshler, Anthony Carrigan, Henry Winkler, Sarah Burns. |  | |
Total Record Results: 17 - Medium: TV SERIES / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Barry  | Quotes | Quotes | | Barry Barry: Oh, wow.

| | 2 | Barry  | Quotes | Quotes | | Barry Barry: There's no forgiving Jeff!
| | 3 | Barry & Fuches  | Quotes | Quotes | | Barry & Fuches Barry: Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened. Okay?
Fuches: Okay.
Barry: I followed Ryan yesterday, and he went to this theater to take an acting class, and I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance.
Fuches: True Romance is a movie.
Barry: Yeah, it's LA theater, so I guess all the scenes they do are from movies.

| | 4 | Barry & Janice  | Quotes | Quotes | | Barry & Janice Barry: Can we please not do this?
Janice: It's done.

| | 5 | Barry Berkman  | Quotes | Quotes | | Barry Berkman Barry Berkman: Hey, whose tae kwon do trophies are these?
| | 6 | Fuches  | Quotes | Quotes | | Fuches Fuches: Stovka, let me tell you something. You get on the 10 freeway, it's the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway. You can just drive and become whoever you want to be. This is the country that invented Superman.

| | 7 | Gene Cousineau  | Quotes | Quotes | | Gene Cousineau Gene Cousineau: Hey, Detective. You know, I've done my share of ride-alongs. I know the ins and outs of your profession. From where I'm standing, you check all the boxes.

| | 8 | Gene Cousineau  | Quotes | Quotes | | Gene Cousineau Gene Cousineau: Whose cock did you have to suck in a former life?
| | 9 | Janice Moss & Gene Cousineau  | Quotes | Quotes | | Janice Moss & Gene Cousineau Janice Moss: Look at your little hands. You are so little. I could rock you like a baby.
Gene Cousineau: I would like you to rock me like a baby.
Janice Moss: I could drop-kick you in the middle of the restaurant, and everybody would applaud, then I would beat the fuck outta you.
Gene Cousineau: And I would let you do it.

| | 10 | Lon O'Neil's Wife  | Quotes | Quotes | | Lon O'Neil's Wife Lon O'Neil's wife (handing Lon the phone): Lon, Batman voice again.
| | 11 | Monroe Fuches  | Quotes | Quotes | | Monroe Fuches Monroe Fuches: Fuck you, actor boy!
| | 12 | NoHo Hank  | Quotes | Quotes | | NoHo Hank NoHo Hank: It's like that line in Shawshank Redemption. Get rich, or die trying. Now, seriously, fuck off.
| | 13 | NoHo Hank  | Quotes | Quotes | | NoHo Hank NoHo Hank: This is my first interrogation. I'm like, legit nervous.
| | 14 | NoHo Hank & Akhmal  | Quotes | Quotes | | NoHo Hank & Akhmal NoHo Hank: My guys suck balls and you know it, especially this motherfucker right here. Akhmal: If I suck balls, you are king of suck balls mountain. NoHo Hank: Shut the fuck up.
| | 15 | Pastor Nick Saint Angelo  | Quotes | Quotes | | Pastor Nick Saint Angelo Pastor Nick Saint Angelo: It's Pastor Nick Saint Angelo again, and on today's podcast, we're gonna talk about how murder is definitely not a sin. Now, the Bible is filled with tons of righteous and justified killings. Most of them are my favorite part of the book. But how are you supposed to know in your own life when it's okay to use violence?
| | 16 | Ryan  | Quotes | Quotes | | Ryan Ryan (as Drexl Spivey from True Romance): Grab a seat there, boy. Grab yourself an egg roll. We got everything here from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned-if-I-know. Mean you ate before you came on down here? All full? Is that it? Nah, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eating. See, you ain't even sat down yet. On that TV over there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her titties hanging out. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.


| | 17 | Sally Reed & Barry Berkman  | Quotes | Quotes | | Sally Reed & Barry Berkman Sally Reed: This didn't happen. Barry Berkman: Yeah, but, you know, Star Wars didn't happen, and that's a rad movie.
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