Fiction Empire

Travel

Taxicabs

A&K Limousine Service
Limo service that sends a tiny woman to pick Larry up.

Acting Without Acting

Al-Abbas Original Best Chicken

Literature

Books-Instructional

Acting Without Acting
Book by Jason Alexander.

Air West
Airline that Larry and Cheryl fly to San Francisco for Cheryl's sister Becky's wedding - and her fiance's baptism. They were supposed to fly directly to Monterrey, but they inadvertently gave the tickets away to a homeless man when Cheryl gave him Larry's old jacket. So they end up having to fly to San Francisco, then drive the rest of the way.

Dining

Restaurants-misc

Al-Abbas Original Best Chicken
Palestinian restaurant. Hidden LA gem where Larry meets Jew-hating Shara. Filmed at Sunnin Lebanese Cafe on Westwood Blvd.

American Press
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

Arnold Velcheck, MD
Doctor in the same building as Melanie Stainback, the couples relationship counselor that Larry and Irma visit.

Belle Fille
Perfume Cheryl asks Larry to buy for her as part of his apology.

Berg & Associates
Attorneys-at-Law. Larry's divorce lawyer.

Bette Midler

Bette Midler
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

Bialyhoos of 42
One of Broadway producer Max Bialystock's productions - poster visible on his office wall in Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

Bialystock & Bloom
Broadway producers Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom's production company in Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

Big Bodacious Babes
Pornographic magazine visible st newstand.

Big Dog Productions

Film Production Companies

Companies

Big Dog Productions
Larry's new neighbor at his office Dino's production company.

The Biggest Asshole that Ever Roamed the...

Movies-misc

The Biggest Asshole that Ever Roamed the Earth
Joke Richard Lewis makes when Larry tells him about John Hamm playing a role based on Larry in his new movie.

Billy Crystal

Blue Skies Over the Canyon

Billy Crystal
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

Movies-Western

Blue Skies Over the Canyon
Western movie Larry makes up when his former assistant Alice comes into Latte Larry's.
Alice: Are you... Latte Larry?
Larry: Yes!
Alice: Oh.
Larry: Buck's my nickname. That's what my friends call me.
Alice: How'd you get to Buck from Larry?
Larry: I like to watch a lot of Westerns.
Alice: What's your favorite?
Larry: ...Blue Skies Over the Canyon.

Bobo's
New restaurant that Larry, Jeff, Ted Danson and Michael York invest in.

Boots Shoes Shoe Repair

Bracewell, Hinckley & Rudnick LLP

Apparel

Shoe Stores

Boots Shoes Shoe Repair
When Larry gets his shoes back from the bowling alley, he takes them in for a deep cleaning.

Legal Aid

Law Firms

Bracewell, Hinckley & Rudnick LLP
Lawyer Jeff hires to give Larry Power of Attorney.

The Breaking Wind
One of Broadway producer Max Bialystock's productions - poster visible on his office wall in Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

Brown's Flooring
Flooring company working in Larry and Cheryl's house. There are two workmen - one white, one black. Larry and Cheryl's new dog Sheriff likes white guy, but barks at the black guy.

Bugerta Bros Plumber
Plumbing service that Larry hires.

Bullit and Beans
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

Butterman's
Bakery that's going out of business where Larry and Cheryl buy sponge cake.

Cafe Cukor
Restaurant where Larry and Jeff eat lunch based on a bad recommendation.

Carl Reiner

Carl Reiner
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

Catch as Caftan
Susie's new clothing business.

Cat's Coffee
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

Cellular Depot

Companies

Communications Companies

Cellular Depot
Cell phone store where Larry buys his new XR-71 cell phone.

Champion Roofers

China and Russia on that Bullshit

Companies

Construction Companies

Champion Roofers
Plumber Larry hires to check out the leak.

Chicago Homicide
TV show that Larry's girlfriend Bridget reviews as part of her network censor job.

City of Angels Medical Center

Literature

Books-Politics

China and Russia on that Bullshit
Book title that Leon recommends to whistleblower Alexander S. Vindman.

Christopher Mantle
Larry's new lawyer for his Atlanta case.

Death of a Salesman on Ice!

Hospitals

City of Angels Medical Center
When Jeff has a Heart blockage, Larry visits him at the hospital, where Jeff asks Larry to retrieve his porn collection, in case something goes wrong during the surgery.

Coffee Virtue
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

Concordia Hotels
Hotel that Larry and Jeff visit looking for restaurant recommendations.

Cooking Gourmet
Magazine Susie reads on the airplane after the mistrial.

Dark Star Roasters
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

Theater Productions

Death of a Salesman on Ice!
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production teased during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

DJ's Bean Co.
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

Don't Go There
Joke Larry's new lawyer Sibby Sanders makes when Leon hits on her.
Leon: I like that lipstick you got on.
Sibby Sanders: Thank you.
Leon: Yeah. That shit's beautiful on your mouth. What's it called?
Sibby Sanders: It's called, "Don't go there."
Leon: Okay. Okay. I see what's up.

Dr. Arthur Thurgood
Larry's psychiatrist.

Dr. Bahn
Larry's doctor that orders tests for cancer.

Dr. Ben Seiderman
First doctor that Larry consults about his knee, before seeking a second opinion from Dr. Mark Fuller.

Dr. Bloure
Larry's dentist.

Dr. Bright
Therapist that Larry sees while separated from Cheryl. When his advice to give Cheryl an ultimatum about moving back in with him backfires, Larry convinces him fake a purse snatching from Cheryl's therapist, which of course goes terribly wrong.

Dr. Joshua Winokur
Veronica's dermatologist - Larry's late friend Carl's wife with the magic vagina. Larry hires his son to work at his new coffee shop.

Dr. Karen Trundle
Doctor Larry recommends to Loretta to see after seeing her on Dr. Phil's show, as part of his plan to get her to break up with him.

Dr. Larry David
Joke Larry and Jeff make when Jeff informs Larry that he correctly diagnosed Susie's Lyme Disease, thus saving her life.

Dr. Lionel Templeton
Larry's psychiatrist, who also happens to be Cheryl's psychiatrist. And then Cheryl recommends him to Marty. Larry talks him into going chair shopping with him.

Dr. Mark
Recurring character from multiple episodes.

Dr. Mark Fuller
Doctor that Larry consults about his knee for a second opinion, after first consulting Dr. Ben Seiderman.

Dr. Morrison
Jeff's doctor, where he takes Larry after Mel Brooks hits him with the bathroom door.

Dr. Nathan Winocur
Doctor that Larry encounters on an airplane and later plays golf with, who refuses to help when a customer experiences a medical event.

Dr. Page
Doctor that accidentally shaves Jeff's head before surgery after hearing Larry use the N word in the cafeteria.

Dr. Rivkin
Larry's doctor that he uses as an excuse when he's late to a lunch with Richard.

Dr. Schaffer
Loretta's doctor.

Dr. Sheila Flomm
Pediatric doctor that Larry dates.

Dr. Skadden
Larry's father's doctor in the nursing home.

Dr. Slavin
Cheryl's therapist.

Dr. Weiss
Larry and Richard Lewis' psychiatrist that wears a thong to the beach.

Dr. Wiggins
Lakers doctor that Larry pesters in the golf course locker room, then later gets him fired for cheat at Scattergories.

Dreamy Inflatable Doll

Personal Care

Sex Products

Dreamy Inflatable Doll
Sex doll that Larry is given as a gift.

Dryden School
Prestigious school where Jeff and Susie want to enroll their daughter Sammy but Larry screws it up.

Dustin Hoffman

Dylan O'Brien and the Entrails

Dustin Hoffman
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

Music-Rock

Dylan O'Brien and the Entrails
Actor Dylan O'Brien's band that performs when Jeff and Larry attempt to recruit him for their new Young Larry series.

Earth Cafe
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

Edgewater Park [movie]

Movies-misc

Edgewater Park [movie]
Sienna Miller's new movie.

Everybody Loves Joam
Portugese version of Everybody Loves Raymond that Phil Rosenthal mentions: Have lunch with me Wednesday? We have a lot to talk about. Listen, we're doing Raymond in Portugal. Yeah. Everybody Loves Joam. It's fantastic. I get to go. And then I have the whole Somebody Feed Phil show. I want you to do my show. I want to go to Ethiopia with you.

Evolution
One of Richard Lewis' paintings at his art exhibit at the Culver Gallery, "Richard Lewis: Life in Pictures".

Existential Crisis
One of Richard Lewis' paintings at his art exhibit at the Culver Gallery, "Richard Lewis: Life in Pictures", a self portrait.

Fatwa! The Musical
Larry's new play - a musical about Salman Rushdie having his life ruined because he got a fatwa, a death threat, from the Ayatollah Khomeini.

The Fish Frenzy

Food Port with Andy Portico

Menu Items

The Fish Frenzy
Menu item at new restaurant Mama's Boy.

Flowers for Algernon
Richard Lewis stars as Charlie at the Morgan-Wixson Theatre.

TV-Talk Shows

Food Port with Andy Portico
Food critic Andy Portico's TV show segment.

The Funkhouse
Freddy Funkhouser's new hotel.

Funny Boy
Musical version of Hamlet in Mel Brooks' the Producers musical starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

Funny Boy 2
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production teased during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

Gefilte Fish Blues
Song Larry mentions when he makes up a band from his youth: I was pretty swinging in those days. I was in the band, okay? The girls were pretty interested, you know? With the guitar, they liked that... Jewish folk music, jewish folk songs... "Gefilte Fish Blues", um, "My Freaking Back Is Killing Me and It's Making It Hard to Kvell"... Larry David and the Hipsters. And then, I left the Hipsters, and I just became Larry David. And the Hipsters went out on their own. And they became quite successful.

George Wallace

George Wallace
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

Gerbil Magazine
Joke Jeff makes when Larry asks if he saw the way a guy passing by looked at him: I'm sure he probably read Gerbil magazine and you're fucking on the cover.

Goldblatt's Deli
Jewish delicatessen that Ron mentions at the dinner party, possibly inspired by real life iconic West Hollywood Jewish Deli Greenblatt's: Do you know that the chicken place in Westwood, the Palestinian one? Al - what is it called? Al-Abbas Best Original Chicken. They're opening up a second location right next door to Goldblatt's deli.

Gotta Go
Idea for an app that Larry comes up with: And I'm thinking... what a great idea for a business. You relieve people who have jobs where they can't use a bathroom. Toll booth collectors, shoe shine stands, parking garage attendants. They contact you on your phone, it's an app, and then you go down and man the store, when they go to the bathroom.

Grand Marina Hotel
Hotel where Larry hides out from the Ayatolla, returns looking for the pajama bottoms he left behind (after which he gets banned from the hotel), then goes back - as part of the Pickle Gambit - to sneak in and find the hooker he met previously so she can "help" Funkhouser's nephew.

Great White Wonderland

TV-Reality

Great White Wonderland
Larry's new neighbor at his office Dino's production company Big Dog Productions' TV show.

Green City Landscapers

Services

Services-misc

Green City Landscapers
Landscaping service that Cheryl hires.

Hacienda Hildago
Coffe beans Larry discovers while in Cabo for Mickey's wedding.

Hang a Lantern on It
Lester McCrabb, director of a couple Young Larry episodes, asks Larry to read his book.

A Hard Nut to Crack
Movie starring Dustin Hoffman that Larry goes to see with his wife's friend Nancy. Actually the title of the original Die Hard in some foreign language overseas markets.

Hardball
Movie poster visible on the wall at the movie theater.

Health-Glo
Mixed nut snack food product. David Schwimmer's father's business. Larry doesn't think they have enough cashews.

High Button Jews
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production teased during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

Hiriam Katz
Jewish attorney Larry hires to handle his divorce that gives up his house.

Holzer Cardiology Group

Jacobsen Integrated Chiropractic Care

Doctors

Holzer Cardiology Group
Dr. Holzer's medical practice. Andrew "Rusty" Holzer, M.D. Larry and Jeff's cardiologist. Concerned that Susie is trying to kill Jeff with a surprise party, he consults with Dr. Holzer, inviting him to the party against Susie's wishes, where Dr. Holzer has a heart attack of his own.

A House Divided
Play about President Abraham Lincoln, starring Ted Danson and Lori Loughlin.

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House Husband
Business that Larry and Leon come up with.
Larry: Oh, my God. I got a great idea.
Leon: When them motherfuckin' eyebrows go up, that's some bullshit coming down. What is it? Give it to me.
Larry: A business called House Husband. So people call you whenever they're in a situation where they could be taken advantage of by a mechanic, by a plumber, by an electrician, and you save that person tons of money.
They need a motherfucker who knows a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing.
Larry: They need a househusband.

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Into the Void VII
One of Richard Lewis' paintings at his art exhibit at the Culver Gallery, "Richard Lewis: Life in Pictures".

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Irv's Deli
Inspired by Larry David's spite store, Jonah Hill opens his own spite deli.

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iToilet
Mobile app George creates to find the best toilet to use anywhere in the world.

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Medical Services

Jacobsen Integrated Chiropractic Care
Larry's chiropractor.

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Jason Alexander

Jason Alexander
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Joe D'Angelo
Attorney that Jeff hires when Larry gets arrested in Atlanta that looks remarkably like Mocha Joe.

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John Lynch M.D.
Larry's doctor.

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Jonah's Deli
Inspired by Larry David's spite store, Jonah Hill opens his own spite deli.

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Jones Security

Kosowitz, Spalding, Mantle & Porter LLP

Services

Private Investigation

Jones Security
Larry hires bowtie wearing private investigator Omar Jones to find out if he's really adopted.

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K.L. Jewelers
Inspired by Larry David's spite store, Mila Kunis opens her own spite jewelry store.

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Katz
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production teased during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Kazu Muriyama
Larry's acupuncturist whom Larry bets $5,000 if he can make him "better".

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The Kidney Stone
One of Broadway producer Max Bialystock's productions - poster visible on his office wall in Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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King Leer
One of Broadway producer Max Bialystock's productions - poster visible on his office wall in Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Kon Tiki
Clive Owen's one-man show.

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Legal Aid

Law Firms

Kosowitz, Spalding, Mantle & Porter LLP
Larry's new lawyer Christopher Mantle's law firm.

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Larry David and the Hipsters

Larry David
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Music-Folk

Larry David and the Hipsters
Band Larry makes up: I was pretty swinging in those days. I was in the band, okay? The girls were pretty interested, you know? With the guitar, they liked that... Jewish folk music, jewish folk songs... "Gefilte Fish Blues", um, "My Freaking Back Is Killing Me and It's Making It Hard to Kvell"... Larry David and the Hipsters. And then, I left the Hipsters, and I just became Larry David. And the Hipsters went out on their own. And they became quite successful.

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Latte Larry's
Larry rents the retail space next door to Mocha Joe's, threatening to put him out of business by opening his own coffee shop called Latte Larry's with cheaper prices.

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Laurel Dolls
Biracial doll that Larry buys for a baby shower gift.

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Lee

Movies-misc

Lee
Biographical movie about General Robert E. Lee starring Ted Danson.

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The London Registeur
Newspaper that Salman (Lin-Manuel Miranda) reads in Fatwa: The Musical. Headline: Prime Minister to Parliament: Tally-Ho.

123

Love's Deadly Desire
Movie poster visible on the wall at the movie theater.

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Luck 2: Open Fire
Movie poster visible on the wall at the movie theater.

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M.K. Jewelers
Inspired by Larry David's spite store, Mila Kunis opens her own spite jewelry store.

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Maim
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production teased during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Mama's Boy
New restaurant that Larry and Cheryl visit.

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Marcella's Mudroaster

Dining

Coffeehouses

Marcella's Mudroaster
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

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Martin Edelstein M.D.

Doctors

Martin Edelstein M.D.
Doctor that shares an office with Larry's doctor John Lynch.

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Marty Short

Marty Short
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Maxwell's
Restaurant where Larry's friend Simon hosts his birthday party, with special guest Richard Lewis.

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Meditudes
Medical magazine that Larry reads in the chiropractor's office.

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Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Melanie Stainback, LMFT

My Freaking Back Is Killing Me and It's ...

Therapy

Melanie Stainback, LMFT
Couples relationship counselor that Larry and Irma visit. Formerly Melanie Turner, a writer that worked on Seinfeld.

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Metzler's
Jewish deli where Susie gets sandwiches, possibly inspired by Wexler's Deli.

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Millard's Pharmacy
Drugstore where Larry gets chastised for asking a black woman to move forward in line.

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Mister Simmington
Ricky Gervais play that Larry, Jeff and Susie attend in New York City. Ricky Gervais: It's one man's fear of the outbreak of World War I. And he's worried about what will happen to Britain. It's a sort of double-edged story because the parallel is he's fighting his own war, a class war.

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Mocha Joe's
Coffee vendor - first on the studio lot, then later opens a retail coffee shop.

139

Monk's Cafe
The old Monk's Cafe set gets recreated for the Seinfeld reunion special.

140

Morley Cigarettes
Larry empties a soft pack of Morley cigarettes into the trash while helping Cheryl's sister Becky clean up her house that she's trying to sell.

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Motel Dick!
Porn film starring Gil Bang in Jeff's porn collection that Larry watches at Jeff's house when he's in the hospital.

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Nathan Stein & Associates

Songs

My Freaking Back Is Killing Me and It's Making It Hard to Kvell
Song Larry mentions when he makes up a band from his youth: I was pretty swinging in those days. I was in the band, okay? The girls were pretty interested, you know? With the guitar, they liked that... Jewish folk music, jewish folk songs... "Gefilte Fish Blues", um, "My Freaking Back Is Killing Me and It's Making It Hard to Kvell"... Larry David and the Hipsters. And then, I left the Hipsters, and I just became Larry David. And the Hipsters went out on their own. And they became quite successful.

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Ocean View Golf & Tennis Club

Financial Companies

Accounting Services

Nathan Stein & Associates
Larry's accountant that he fires, judging him for having a beautiful wife.

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No Fly Zone
Underwear company owned by Cheryl's new boyfriend - men's underwear without a fly.

145

Entertainment

Private Clubs

Ocean View Golf & Tennis Club
Golf club where Larry and his friends play golf, from multiple episodes.

146

Ollie & Al's
Restaurant that Larry, Jeff and Leon visit, where the owner Lorenzo changes his cty health department rating from a C to an A.

147

Pale Blue Dot
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

148

Pedro's Coffee
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

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Peeus
Leon's idea for car that runs on piss.

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Pemberton School
School that Larry previously donated Seinfeld scripts and memorabilia, where his new girlfriend Bridget wants to send her son Eddie.

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Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Pink Slipper Burlesque

Richard Lewis: Life in Pictures

Nightlife

Strip Clubs

Pink Slipper Burlesque
Strip club where Richard's new girlfriend Stella dances.

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Playpen
Pornographic magazine visible st newstand.

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Primo Trattoria
Italian restaurant that chooses Cheryl over Larry in the break-up.

155

Prisoners of Love
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Rae's
Loretta and Leon Black's Aunt Rae's restaurant in Atlanta.

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Ray's Exotic Birds
Inspired by Larry David's spite store, Sean Penn opens his own spite pet shop.

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RCG Realty
Open houses where Jeff has sex with the realtor. Jeff: I've seen every house that's for sale in Brentwood, and I've had sex in every house that's for sale in Brentwood. We even had sex in a house that was in escrow.

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Reynolds & McKay
Larry's lawyer that he refers to Barry's father. The referral doesn't work out because Joel Reynolds is wearing jeans for casual Friday.

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Arts

Art Galleries

Richard Lewis: Life in Pictures
Richard's art exhibit at the Culver Gallery.

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Rob Reiner

Rob Reiner
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Robust Select
Coffee menu item that Freddy Funkhouser orders at Latte Larry's.

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Rochelle, Rochelle
Erotic movie, originally from Seinfeld.

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Romance & Beans
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

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Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Sean's Exotic Birds
Inspired by Larry David's spite store, Sean Penn opens his own spite pet shop.

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Second Cup
Coffee shop.

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Seinfeld: The Reunion

TV-Specials

Seinfeld: The Reunion
Larry agrees to get the gang back together as part of his plan to reunite with Cheryl.

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The Shave
Larry's friend's father's barber shop.

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She Shtupps to Conquer

St. Matthews Medical Center

Theater Productions

She Shtupps to Conquer
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production teased during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Shimon's
All you can eat restaurant that bans Leon for eating too much.

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Shubert Theater
Theater featuring Funny Boy, the musical version of Hamlet in Mel Brooks' the Producers musical starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Sibby Sanders
Lawyer Larry hires for his Atlanta case after firing Christopher Mantle.

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Skadden Pharmacy
Pharmacy where Larry fills his prescription.

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Soaps On!
Susie's new skin care business - bath products, all organic and sustainable.

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South Passaic
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production teased during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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St. Christopher's
Catholic high school that Larry's lawyer Alec Berg attended with Cheryl's friend Julie.

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Stern Bros. Coffee Supply

Hospitals

St. Matthews Medical Center
Hospital that Jeff sues after his doctor accidentally shaves his head before surgery after hearing Larry use the N word in the cafeteria.

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Stern Bros. Coffee
Coffee company where Mocha Joe buys his beans.

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Dining

Coffeehouses

Stern Bros. Coffee Supply
Coffee shop.

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Steve Martin

Steve Martin
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Steven Vin Root M.D.
Doctor that shares an office with Larry's doctor John Lynch.

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A Streetcar Named Murray

Theater Productions

A Streetcar Named Murray
Broadway producers Bialystock & Bloom production teased during the closing scene of Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Sun Wah Palace
Restaurant that Larry visits.

185

Sunshine
Gardening center in Atlanta where Larry goes looking for a new lawn jockey for the rental house.

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Swindell & Babbitt
Law firm Larry hires when his assistant sues him for sexual harassment.

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Tap Water
Leon's idea for a new energy drink designed to enhance sexual performance.
Leon: People go to hotels to fuck, you understand?
Larry: I understand, but that's not necessarily true. But go ahead.
Leon: So I take all the elements of a ED pill, and I infuse it into a beverage. I call it "Tap Water". Based on 'tapping that ass'.
Larry: I understand what it's based on.
Leon: That's what people go to hotels to do. Just like an energy drink for your dick.
Larry: I really think you're onto something here.

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Tavern and Green
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

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Ted Danson

Ted Danson
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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This Too Shall Pass
One of Broadway producer Max Bialystock's productions - poster visible on his office wall in Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks
Sandwich menu option at Leo's Famous Original Deli.

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Trinity
Crossed-off coffee house visible on Larry's list of coffee shops when he searches for beans for his new coffee shop, Latte Larry's.

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Ultima
Pornographic magazine that Uncle Moke reads at the newstand.

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Ultra Clean Cleaners
Larry's sexy Hasidic dry cleaner, Anna.

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Unified Creative Agency

Services

Talent Agencies

Unified Creative Agency
Lin-Manuel Miranda's agent, where Larry and Jeff go to meet with him.

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Valley Grove Hospital

Hospitals

Valley Grove Hospital
Hospital from multiple episodes. Also called Valley Grove Medical Center.

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Walking Out on Cancer

Literature

Books-Medical

Walking Out on Cancer
Book by Dr. Karen Trundle, a doctor Larry recommends to Loretta to see after seeing her on Dr. Phil's show, as part of his plan to get her to break up with him.

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Westside Dental Group

Dentists

Westside Dental Group
Greek dentist Dr. Thanapapalous that Jeff recommends to Larry.

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Westside Travel & Tour

Woodcrest Financial Services

Travel

Travel Agencies

Westside Travel & Tour
Travel agency that Susie visits, and Larry sends in his new handicapped friend Wally to spy on her.

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When Cousins Marry
One of Broadway producer Max Bialystock's productions - poster visible on his office wall in Mel Brooks' latest iteration of his musical "The Producers", this time starring Larry David and David Schwimmer.

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Wisenheimers
Larry's girlfriend's art show. She paints a portrait of Larry, which, after walking in on Larry going down on her, Larry's housekeeper updates to reflect her "trauma".

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Yari's Autonomics [service]

Financial Companies

Financial Services

Woodcrest Financial Services
Company where Leon interviews for a job.

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XR-71
Larry's new cell phone model.

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Vehicles

Automotive Services

Yari's Autonomics [service]
Company sponsoring the softball team that Larry pitches for while in New York.

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Young Larry
Larry pitches a new show to Netflix: The show is called Young Larry. It's about my life when I was like 24, 25. I lived in Brooklyn with my parents and my uncle, Moe, lived upstairs with my grandmother. Moe is in his 70s. He pushed racks in the garment center, would take the subway every day. He never spent a nickel in his life, so he had over a million dollars saved up. So one day, uncle Moe comes up to me and he says, "I'm moving into the city. And I want you to live with me. And if you live with me, I'll leave all my money to you." So in the show, I move in with uncle Moe. And I do everything that I can to accelerate his demise.

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Zaragoza
Restaurant where Larry and Richard Lewis argue about paying for each other, going so far as to interrupt a memorial ceremony for a relative one of the servers.

207

Zweibel Jewelers
Jewelry store owner with dementia that owes Larry money.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

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September 18, 1920

Dates

20th Century: 1st Half

Birth Dates

September 18, 1920
Larry's mother Adele born - date visible on her gravestone.

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March 3, 1970
Larry's date Gabby McAfee born - Date of Birth on her IMDB page.

210

February 29, 1976
Leon Black born - Date of Birth on his United States passport that Mary Ferguson steals in order to go to Asia with whistleblower Alexander S. Vindman.

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October 17, 1984
Mary Ferguson born - the woman that Larry crashes into after his eye doctor appointment, with the same name as the woman that Leon planned to go to Asia with. Leon's been looking for another Mary Ferguson to go with him ever since.

212

January 24, 1990
Date on the framed photo of Richard Lewis and Mickey Mantle on Richard's bedroom dresser. Richard: Look at the Mick. I mean, the Mick... I love the guy, we were friends. Mantle got his liver just like that...

213

September 11, 2001
Larry's rabbi's brother-in-law hit and killed by a bike messenger.
Rabbi: That's Eddie Silverman. He's my brother-in-law. He died on September 11th.
Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible.
Larry: He was in the building?
Rabbi: No no, he was uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger.

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October 21, 2001
Larry's mother Adele dies - date visible on her gravestone, misspelled as "Past Away" instead of "Passed Away", because Larry's father wanted to see money by using fewer letters.

215

September 19, 2002
Friday before the Emmys. After a mix-up with Larry's new cell phone, Richard Lewis' new Christian Scientist girlfriend, Debora, who has a nut allergy, eats Susie's brownies that contain peanuts and has to be taken to the hospital.

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September 21, 2002
Day before the Emmys. Larry fires his black cable guy. When Richard Lewis' new Christian Scientist girlfriend, Debora, that had an allergic reaction to the peanuts in Susie's brownies, insists on attending the Emmy Awards the next day, Larry and Richard attempt to trick her into eating brownies laced with Benadryl.

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September 22, 2002
Richard and his new Christian Scientist girlfriend, Debora, whose face has experienced a severe allergic reaction to the peanuts in Susie's brownies, insists on attending the Emmy Awards, where Joan Rivers insults her for the way she looks.

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December 24, 2002
Christmas Eve. Larry eats the cookies that Cheryl and her family baked for their manger scene.

219

December 25, 2002
Christmas Day. Cheryl and her family find out that Larry ate the cookies that Cheryl and her family baked for their manger scene. Larry stumbles upon a group of church volunteers performing a manger scene and pays them to come back to his house.

220

October 31, 2003
Cheryl's cousin Stewart dresses up as Superman for Halloween. Larry and Cheryl and Jeff and Susie attend a Halloween party.

221

December 21, 2007
Date on Larry's Cyclobenzaprine prescription bottle.

222

April 15, 2008
Date on Alicia O'Brien's Estrogen prescription bottle that the pharmacist gives Larry by mistake.

223

October 20, 2009
Date on Larry's former assistant Alice's tattoo.

224

November 6, 2009
Larry exchanges texts with the Seinfeld reunion production coordinator Stacy's nine-year-old daughter, Emma.

225

October 31, 2011
Larry refuses to give out candy to a couple of young ladies when they come trick or treating because they're too old and not wearing costumes.

226

November 1, 2011
Larry and Cheryl wake up to discover that the young ladies to whom Larry refused to give out Halloween candy the night before because they were too old and not wearing costumers have egged their house, toilet papered their trees and painted "BALD ASSHOLE" on the front door.

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November 2, 2011
Cheryl's birthday. After Larry screwing up his initial bracelet gift idea for Cheryl by joking about propositioning his friend Cliff Cobb's wife Shelley, Larry hires a small orchestra to greet Cheryl on her birthday morning. He also agrees to play golf with Jeff, but Cheryl refuses to let him go on her birthday.

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October 17, 2014
Issued Date on Mary Ferguson's California Driver License - the woman that Larry crashes into after his eye doctor appointment, with the same name as the woman that Leon planned to go to Asia with. Leon's been looking for another Mary Ferguson to go with him ever since.

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October 1, 2017
Date on the manuscript for Fatwa! The Musical, Larry's new play - a musical about Salman Rushdie having his life ruined because he got a fatwa, a death threat, from the Ayatollah Khomeini.

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December 16, 2017
Issued Date on Leon Black's United States passport that Mary Ferguson steals in order to go to Asia with whistleblower Alexander S. Vindman.

231

June 30, 2020
Date that Larry's new handicapped friend Wally's placard expires.

232

October 17, 2022
Expiration Date Mary Ferguson's California Driver License - the woman that Larry crashes into after his eye doctor appointment, with the same name as the woman that Leon planned to go to Asia with. Leon's been looking for another Mary Ferguson to go with him ever since.

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October 23, 2022
Date of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution's Fall Dining Guide, featuring Rae's - Loretta and Leon Black's Aunt Rae's restaurant in Atlanta.

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February 6, 2023
Date of article about Rae's - Loretta and Leon Black's Aunt Rae's restaurant in Atlanta.

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November 1, 2023
Date Larry crosses off on his calendar after Irma's Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor Cyrus makes him promise not to break up with her for six months.
Cyrus: I'm sorry you're unhappy, Larry, but as her sponsor, I'm telling you, she simply cannot handle a breakup.
Larry: How long are we talking?
Cyrus: They say no changes for the first 90 days in the program. But with Irma, I mean, minimum six months. I need you to promise me, Larry. Promise me, Larry.

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December 15, 2027
Expiration Date on Leon Black's United States passport that Mary Ferguson steals in order to go to Asia with whistleblower Alexander S. Vindman.

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January 7
Date Larry mentions while canvassing for mayoral candidate Jimmy Mayhew, when a voter asks where Mayhew stands on the issues: You can't say "Happy New Year" after January 7th.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

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Comedy Town
Joke Jerry makes: Well, a girl like that, if you can get her, it's like "Let's get on board the Virginia Sloan train, toot toot. Next stop, Comedy Town.

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Drip Avenue
Street on LA mural visible in background.

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Edgewater Park [park]

Map

Nature

Parks

Edgewater Park [park]
Park from Sienna Miller's new movie with same name.

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Heaven
Larry dies and goes to Heaven. But his guides figure out he's not ready and send him back.

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Hell
Larry quotes Dante: Jeff, you know what Dante said. The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of crisis retain their neutrality." You're goin' straight to Hell.

243

Jake's Way
Larry's ex-porno actor friend Gil's address.

244

Lakeside
Street that turns into Jake's Way, Larry's ex-porno actor friend Gil's address.

245

Latte Drive
Street on LA mural visible in background.

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Miller
Street on the map to Larry's ex-porno actor friend Gil's address on Jake's Way.

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Temple Rodef Sholem
Temple that Larry attends.

OTHER

248

Antoinette & Larry

Boris' the inventor's Nazi dog's name.

Quotes

Antoinette & Larry
Antoinette: Larry, you've got something on your forehead.
Larry: I believe that's called a smiley face.
Antoinette: What's it doing there?
Larry: Well, a disgruntled woman drew it with sunblock and then I fell asleep in the sun... She owed me $60 and wouldn't pay me, so I... I brought it up. It's not hers!
Antoinette: Right.
Larry: It's not hers. It's my money. Am I crazy?

249

Boris' the inventor's Nazi dog's name.

	Joseph
	Adolf
	Heinrich

250

Cheryl & Larry

Quotes

Cheryl & Larry
Cheryl: Oh, Larry.
Larry: Call me "Mr. Tibbs".

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Chocolate Cho Cho
Larry's neighbor asks about the paint color in their living room, if it's Swiss Coffee or Vanilla Bean. Larry jokes that it's Chocolate Cho Cho.

252

Dr. Thurgood & Larry

Quotes

Dr. Thurgood & Larry
Dr. Thurgood: Larry, maybe I can help you understand this way. I had a client. He was quite an illustrious well-known director. I don't want to reveal who he was, but he did direct "Star Wars." And he enjoyed in his repertoire of things that he liked to see prostitutes. Now in that particular situation, if he were to hire a prostitute, let's say for an hour, which was normal for him...
Larry: You might as well call him George Lucas. I mean, that's who directed "Star Wars."
Dr. Thurgood: Well, I would never say that. I would never say that.
Larry: You just told me who it was.
Dr. Thurgood: I merely alluded to the fact that he was a well-known director. Now one of the things that he needed to complete his work...
Larry: Everybody knows who directed "Star Wars."
Dr. Thurgood: Not everyone is in show business, Larry.

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Elaine & Jerry

Elizabeth Banks' cat's name.

Quotes

Elaine & Jerry
Elaine: so what are you going to be, uncle Jerry your whole life? I just think it would be nice if she knew who her father was.
Jerry: Clark kent didn't know who his father was till he was 16 and he turned out pretty good.
Elaine: Jerry, his planet was destroyed. He was fortunate to discover the crystals in the fortress of solitude. Isabel's not going to have any of those crystals.
Jerry: You know about the crystals?
Elaine: Of course I know about the crystals.

254

Golf club black swan mascot's name.

Elizabeth Banks' cat's name.

	Mr. Noodle
	Mr. Macaroni
	Mr. Pasta

255

Golf club black swan mascot's name.

	Yuki
	Remi
	Kyoko

256

Groat's Syndrome
Nervous system syndrome that makes people extremely excited and nervous. Larry agrees to be auctioned off for a lunch date to support the charity.

257

Haboos, Larry & Michael

Quotes

Haboos, Larry & Michael
Haboos: Oh, look at this man. He's like your brother.
Larry: He's a bald brother.
Michael: I don't believe this. I've heard so much about you. Larry has just sort of praised you to the skies.
Larry: I've been raving.
Haboos: Oh, well, I have so few dates, and tonight I have a date with two handsome men. It's like Daredevil. You're like Daredevil.

258

Irma

Quotes

Irma
Irma: It's better than I expected. But I have low expectations.

259

Jennifer

Quotes

Jennifer
Jennifer: Well, come on, Mr. Softee.

260

Josh Mankiewicz

Quotes

Josh Mankiewicz
Josh Mankiewicz: Look, we've all experienced bad service before, but for most of us, there's not much you can do about it. Maybe write a negative Yelp review, or maybe you just don't go back to the place. But Larry David has chosen a different path. This is Mocha Joe's, a small coffee shop serving the Westside of Los Angeles, and this is Latte Larry's. Why two coffee shops right next to each other? We went to the man himself for answers...

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Larry

Quotes

Larry
Larry: Have you seen my sunglasses? My... you know, my Dr. Strangelove sunglasses? ...I've been looking all over for them. I love those glasses.

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Larry

Quotes

Larry
Larry: I think I might've left my sunglasses here. You know, the Dr. Strangelove glasses? Yeah, would you mind looking for them?

263

Larry

Quotes

Larry
Larry: Okay. First of all, the night before, I didn't have a very good night's sleep. I'm dreaming I'm in a fish tank with a lot of little guppies around me and goldfish, and they're all pecking at me. Pecking, pecking, pecking. They weren't hurting me. And then in the morning, I'm going, "I wonder why I had that dream. Is it because I said I don't really like salmon?" I never said anything else about fish. And so, I'm exhausted. And I go to the driving range that morning, and I'm sitting on the bench. I'm thinking about what I'm going to have for lunch. I'm not gonna have fish, I know that. Then I hear Jimmy. He's giving a lesson. Vertical drop, horizontal tug...

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Larry & Gregor

Quotes

Larry & Gregor
Larry: I think you're all in cahoots. You're getting a kickback.
Gregor: Kickback?
Larry: You're recommending somebody to your brother, Timor, and then he's paying you for the recommendation.
Gregor: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is fantasy. This is science fiction. This is Star Wars.
Larry: No, no, no, this is not fantasy.
Gregor: This is spaceship to moon. This is nothing.

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Larry & Jennifer

Quotes

Larry & Jennifer
Larry: Well, so... How was that?
Jennifer: It was good... You know what I'd like to do now? Go for a really long drive.

266

Larry & Leon

Quotes

Larry & Leon
Larry: Hey, did you ever see this movie Arabesque?
Leon: Nah. Is that one of those Star Trek movies?
Larry: No, no. It's an old movie with Sophia Loren. She's gorgeous.
Leon: Is she naked in the movie?
Larry: No, it was... it was from the '60s. Nobody got naked in the '60s.

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Larry & Leon

Quotes

Larry & Leon
Larry: How do I look?
Leon: You look fucking ridiculous with a peanut fucking head.

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Larry & Michael

Quotes

Larry & Michael
Larry: Well, I don't know how any human could dance to that tempo. You'd have to be Flash.
Michael: Who?
Larry: Forget it. It's a comic book character. Wore the red costume. The guy in the red costume.
Michael: I don't even know what red is.
Larry: It's hard to talk to a blind guy. You have no references.
Michael: I don't know comics, Larry.

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Larry & Michael J. Fox

Quotes

Larry & Michael J. Fox
Larry: To me it's a little rude. If I went to see one of your movies and I was talking, you probably wouldn't like it.
Michael J. Fox: I'd be surprised. Where are you gonna see one of my movies? It was like 1985 last time I was in a movie.
Larry: Okay, if I saw one of your movies in 1985, you wouldn't like it if I was talking.
Michael J. Fox: This is getting into time travel. This is getting weird.

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Larry & Stewart

Quotes

Larry & Stewart
Larry: You listen to me, Superman. I want that trick.
Stewart: No can do. I apologize. I can't do anything. You're not a magician.
Larry: You're not a magician either, Stewart.

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Larry & Sue

Larry and Cheryl's new (maybe racist) do...

Quotes

Larry & Sue
Larry: What's with the snub?
Sue: Oh, come on, Larry. You're acting like you don't know?
Larry: What? I don't know why... what? Larry: What did I do?
Sue: All right, let me give you a clue, okay? Starts with a "J" and it ends with an "I".
Larry: Jedi?
Sue: It's Jodi, okay?
Larry: What did you hear?
Sue: Well, I heard that you just got so excited, like you were so happy that she wasn't with women anymore.

272

Larry and Cheryl's new (maybe racist) dog's name.

	Officer
	Deputy
	Sheriff

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Quotes

Larry David
Larry David: I have a system. I... I have... I have a system.

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Quotes

Larry David
Larry: If they took all the pillows away, there was no more pillows in the world... do you think that would affect you adversely? Do you think you would notice it? Do you think it would bother you throughout the day? "There's no pillows on this couch." I know at night, it would have an effect at night. ...A world without pillows. A Twilight Zone episode, all the pillows, gone. There are no pillows. There's cushions to sit on, but no pillows.

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Quotes

Larry David
Larry David: You wear that dress because you want people to look at your shoes, is that it?

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Quotes

Larry David
Larry David: I'm ready to terminate. I'm terminating. I think I can terminate. You know what I am? I'm the terminator. I am the terminator.

277

Larry, Interpreter & Jimmy

Quotes

Larry David
Larry David: l like that whole Clark Kent thing you got happening there.

278

Larry's assistant Alice's dog's name.

Quotes

Larry, Interpreter & Jimmy
Larry: I couldn't yell, "fore". I mean, he can't hear. And what would be the point? I waved. I did a lot of waving.
Interpreter: When you talk, the interpreter can hear you.
Larry: I know, but he was too far. He was in the car.
Jimmy: We could have ran to the trees!
Larry: There was no time! The ball was coming down!
Jimmy: There was plenty of time. You yell "fore" when you hit it!
Larry: Superman couldn't get there in time to stop that.

279

Larry's cow's calf's name (that he borro...

Larry's assistant Alice's dog's name.

	Eagle
	Bogey
	Birdie

280

Larry's cow's name (that he borrows from...

Larry's cow's calf's name (that he borrows from his new Klansman friend trying to recruit Woody Harrelson for his new Young Larry sitcom).

	Bessie
	Jessie
	Rebecca

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Larry's cow's name (that he borrows from his new Klansman friend trying to recruit Woody Harrelson for his new Young Larry sitcom).

	Bessie
	Jessie
	Rebecca

282

Leon & Mary Ferguson

Maria Sofia's emotional support corgi do...

Quotes

Leon & Mary Ferguson
Leon: Mary-fuckin'-Ferguson.
Mary Ferguson: Leon!

283

Name Larry uses while staying at a hotel...

Maria Sofia's emotional support corgi dog.

	Pachuca
	Mexico
	Hildago

284

Name that Larry gives Leon for the Pickl...

Name Game-Nicknames

Name Larry uses while staying at a hotel hiding from the Ayatollah.

	Chappie Johnson
	Buck Dancer
	Chick Gandil

285

Name that Leon gives Larry's sex doll.

Name Game-Nicknames

Name that Larry gives Leon for the Pickle Gambit.

	Buck Dancer
	Chappie Johnson
	Chick Gandil

286

Name Game

Name that Leon gives Larry's sex doll.

	Valance
	Sherri
	Cherry

287

Richard Lewis

Quotes

Richard Lewis
Richard Lewis: I've gotta get out. This is giving me the creeps. I only met him once and he nipped at me. I shouldn't even be here. I didn't even like the dog. This is... I can't... It's like a Twilight Zone.

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Rosenbaum's Palsy
Disease Larry makes up while attempting to convince the hotel employee to tell him the name of the coffee beans they use: Yeah, I'll, I'll tell you why I ask. My poor sister is... she's quite ill. She only has a few months to live. And the only pleasure in life that she gets at all is from her morning coffee. I know that... this would add so much to her life if... you could find it in your heart to... to give me the name of those beans... Well, she had, uh, Bell's palsy, and then it turned into... Rosenbaum's palsy, which is quite lethal.

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Scrotum Kebab
Joke Larry makes: What is this? I've got... I'm walking around with this skewer all night now. You can't get rid of these things, you know? I don't like a kebab. I don't know what your feelings are about a kebab, but I'm not a kebab guy. And then, you got this stick. What do you do? You put it in your pocket? Stick yourself in the scrotum? Then what do you got? Scrotum kebab.

290

Shara & Larry

Quotes

Shara & Larry
Shara: Fuck me, you fucking Jew!
Larry: Filthy Jew.
Shara: Filthy Jew.
Larry: Filthy fucking Jew!
Shara: You zionist pig. You occupying fuck. Occupy this!
Larry: Yeah. Yeah, I'm an occupier. I'm an occupier.
Shara: I'm going to fuck the Jew out of you.
Larry: Yeah. Well, that's not so easy.
Shara: You want to fuck me like Israel fucked my country? Show me what you've got!
Larry: This reminds me of something Theodor Herzl once said.
Shara: Yeah, take it, Jew. Take it, Jew. Oh! Fuck me, you Jew bastard! Fuck me like Israel fucks my people! Show me the promised land, huh? Labe, son of Nat.
Larry: Keep my father out of it, will you?
Shara: You circumcised fuck.

291

Susie

Quotes

Susie
Susie: Fuck me, Tex!

292

Susie, Jeff & Larry

Susie's new dog's name - a gift from Che...

Quotes

Susie, Jeff & Larry
Susie: Who's down there with you, Jeffrey?
Jeff: It's Larry.
Larry: Hey.
Susie: He's not supposed to be here.
Larry: What? I have immunity.
Susie: Oh, you think so?
Larry: And can I tell you something? I feel like Superman.
Susie: Do you really?
Larry: I can go anywhere, do anything.
Susie: How could you be so happy right now? You gave Bruce COVID, Larry! You destroyed his life, his career. He might never play or sing again.

293

Susie's new guard dog's name.

Susie's new dog's name - a gift from Cheryl and Ted Danson.

	Frankie
	Dean
	Sammy

294

Susie's new guard dog's name.

	Oscar
	Elmo
	Grover

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Wanda Sykes

Quotes

Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes (When Larry and Cheryl's new dog barks at her): One of y'all wanna grab Cujo?

297

Yari

Yari's Autonomics [baseball team]

Quotes

Yari
Yari: You know, before I came out today I think about I'm like the Steinbrenner. And I think, "What would Steinbrenner say right now?" He would say that when you put on this uniform with my name on it, there is no substitute for winning! No substitute! Or you hit the deck. So we're going to go out there, we're going to play this other team, quote unquote, Raleigh's clothing with their pussy mustard-yellow shit uniforms. We aren't just going to beat them, we will grab them and we will fuck their sisters in the cunt! Are you listening? Bring it in. Come on. Fuck these people!

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