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| 1 | 100% Pure Cooking Lard   | Food | Food-Baking |
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100% Pure Cooking Lard
A father goes looking for lard when his son gets stuck in his tire swing in a Got Milk? parody ad.
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| 2 | 30 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery | Literature | Textbooks |
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30 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.
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| 3 | 60% Chance of Rain | Video | Movies-misc |
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60% Chance of Rain
If you thought Twister was terrifying, if you thought Dante's Peak was dating, if you thought Volcano was something with a "V", if you thought there were no more natural disasters left to make a movie about, you thought wrong!
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| 4 | 62 Public Access | Video | TV Stations |
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62 Public Access
Public access TV station featuring a guitar player with three arms.
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| 5 | Aardvark Training | Education | Classes |
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Aardvark Training
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
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| 6 | Accordion Wars | Media | Video Games |
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Accordion Wars
Arcade video game in Al's cave.
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| 7 | Advanced Geometry | Literature | Textbooks |
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Advanced Geometry
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.
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| 8 | The Adventures of Fatman | Video | TV-Children |
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The Adventures of Fatman
Cartoon featuring the superhero Fatman and his sidekick Harvey the hamster.
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| 9 | Al TV | Video | TV Stations |
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Al TV
TV station Al watches, from multiple episodes.
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| 10 | Alcorn's Bagel | Food | Bakeries |
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Alcorn's Bagel
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 11 | Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Products |
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Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. It's a fork.
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| 12 | America's Most Reality Based Cops | Video | TV-Reality |
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America's Most Reality Based Cops
TV show Al watches. Police find Al's missing stuff, and the robber - Dick Van Patton.
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| 13 | Antonio's | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Antonio's
Pizza place that Pizza Quick - the pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box - mentions in their television commercial because using a box adds eight seconds to their delivery time.
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| 14 | Astral Projection | Literature | Textbooks |
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Astral Projection
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.
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| 15 | Automatic Toenail Clipper | Technology | Electronics |
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Automatic Toenail Clipper
Al's latest invention that he tests on Harvey.
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| 16 | Bagel Bakery | Food | Bakeries |
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Bagel Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 17 | Bagel Haus | Food | Bakeries |
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Bagel Haus
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 18 | Be Nice to Your Teeth | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Be Nice to Your Teeth
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.
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| 19 | Bellybutton Lint Recycling | Education | Classes |
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Bellybutton Lint Recycling
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
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| 20 | Bits N Pieces | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Bits N Pieces
Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.
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| 21 | Burns and Bards | Retail | Bookstores |
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Burns and Bards
Bookstore where Al's friend the Hooded Avenger says he got John Tesh to sign his utility belt.
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| 22 | Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl | Menu | Ice Cream Flavors |
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Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl
Al's favorite ice cream flavor that he eats in space.
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| 23 | Camp Superfun | Pets | Pet Services |
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Camp Superfun
The perfect summer camp for shapeless tall furry animals between the ages of six to thirteen.
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| 24 | Celebrity Close-up | Video | TV-Reality |
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Celebrity Close-up
TV interview show featuring guest Clint Eastwood.
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| 25 | Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing | Food | Condiments |
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Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing
Condiment product that Clint mentions while a guest on TV interview show Celebrity Close-up. Available flavors include blue cheese, ranch, honey mustard and fresh n' zesty poppyseed.
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| 26 | Coffee Corner | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Coffee Corner
Coffee shop where Al's friend Val says she saw John Tesh order a mochaccino.
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| 27 | Coffee House | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Coffee House
Generic coffee house in the Fatman cartoon where Harvey spots the alien pirate fish driving by and deletes all their funds from the First Bank of Blorg.
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| 28 | David Bagels | Food | Bakeries |
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David Bagels
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 29 | Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory | Food | Food Companies |
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Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory
Factory where the Slawmeister plants his potato bombs in the Fatman cartoon.
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| 30 | DNA | Financial Companies | Credit Cards |
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DNA
Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).
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| 31 | Donut World | Food | Donut Shops |
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Donut World
Donut shop from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon where Al works and the police hangout.
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| 32 | Dr. Phillips | Pets | Pet Services |
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Dr. Phillips
Door-to-door pet psychologist looking for disturbed pets.
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| 33 | Drool Baby | Toys | Dolls |
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Drool Baby
Doll that Al asks for from Santa (the Hooded Avenger).
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| 34 | Ear Magnets | Products | Products-misc |
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Ear Magnets
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show that increases your listening skills by 30%.
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| 35 | Fairy Tales | Literature | Books-Children |
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Fairy Tales
Al reads Bobby a Fatman story from a generic book of fairy tales.
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| 36 | First Bank of Blorg | Financial Companies | Banks |
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First Bank of Blorg
Interplanetary bank from the Fatman cartoon, bank used by the pirate alien fish. Harvey hacks into their account and deletes all their funds.
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| 37 | The Fred Huggins Show | Video | TV-Children |
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The Fred Huggins Show
TV show that Al watches, from multiple episodes.
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| 38 | The French Prince of Bel-Air | Video | TV-Comedy |
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The French Prince of Bel-Air
TV show that Al watches. Parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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| 39 | Frog Cosmetology | Education | Classes |
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Frog Cosmetology
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
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| 40 | Hamster Maintenance | Education | Academic Fields |
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Hamster Maintenance
Bobby and the Hooded Avenger present Al with an honorary doctorate in Hamster Maintenance.
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| 41 | Holidays | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Holidays
Al's home movie.
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| 42 | Hoodcycle | Vehicles | Bikes |
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Hoodcycle
Al's friend the superhero Hooded Avenger's motorcycle.
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| 43 | Hooded Studies | Education | Academic Fields |
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Hooded Studies
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.
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| 44 | Horatio's Hamster Hut | Pets | Pet Stores |
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Horatio's Hamster Hut
Pet store Al mentions going to get a birthday gift for Harvey.
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| 45 | Horseradish Enchilada | Food | Food-misc |
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Horseradish Enchilada
Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.
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| 46 | I Like You | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Like You
Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.
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| 47 | Instant Plastic Surgery Machine | Technology | Medical Devices |
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Instant Plastic Surgery Machine
Al's brand new invention that makes him look like Drew Carey.
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| 48 | Intergalactic Gold Card | Financial Companies | Credit Cards |
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Intergalactic Gold Card
Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).
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| 49 | Interplanetary ATM | Financial Companies | Financial Services |
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Interplanetary ATM
Automatic teller machine in outer space in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg deposit their stolen bagels.
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| 50 | It's Nice to Be Nice | Performing Arts | Songs |
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It's Nice to Be Nice
Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.
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| 51 | Joe's Deli | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Joe's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 52 | Keith's Bagels | Food | Bakeries |
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Keith's Bagels
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 53 | The Kitty Song | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The Kitty Song
Song Fred sings on the Fred Huggins Show.
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| 54 | Know-It-All Correspondence School | Education | Classes |
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Know-It-All Correspondence School
School that offers classes in Molecular Biology, Nuclear Waste Management, Air Traffic Controlling, Aardvark Training, Bellybutton Lint Recycling, UFO Restoration and Repair, Unleashing Your Inner Robot, Frog Cosmetology, Accounting and so many more.
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| 55 | Learning About Your Nose | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Learning About Your Nose
Educational film that Corky shows Bobby the inquisitive boy (because Al is playing hooky, hanging out with Daisy Fuentes in Hawaii).
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| 56 | Limburger Soda | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Limburger Soda
Soft drink Al mentions - he either has a thirst for knowledge, or Limburger Soda.
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| 57 | Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Prep... | Financial Companies | Financial Services |
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Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Preparation
Supervillain headquarters from Fatman cartoon.
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| 58 | Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline | Services | Services-misc |
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Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline
Al's friend Judy's psychic service.
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| 59 | May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo
Shampoo ad on Al TV.
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| 60 | Midnight Star | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Midnight Star
Newspaper.
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| 61 | Milk | Beverage Products | Milk |
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Milk
Generic milk product from Got Milk? parody commercial.
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| 62 | Mind Your Manners | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Mind Your Manners
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.
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| 63 | Mippy | Performing Arts | Clowns |
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Mippy
Clown on the Uncle Ralphie Show.
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| 64 | Mocky | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Mocky
Beverage vending machine in Al's cave.
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| 65 | Morpho-Man | Toys | Action Figures |
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Morpho-Man
Action figure collection.
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| 66 | Mummy & Daddy | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Mummy & Daddy
Family sitcom on Al TV, featuring an actual mummy.
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| 67 | My Summer Vacation | Video | Movies-misc |
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My Summer Vacation
Al's home movie.
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| 68 | National Rodent Society's Official Hamst... | Literature | Books-Reference |
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National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual
When Harvey the Wonder Hamster isn't feeling well, Al reads the National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual cover to cover.
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| 69 | Nick's Deli | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Nick's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 70 | Oaties | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Oaties
Breakfast cereal from Got Milk? parody commercial.
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| 71 | The Official Celebrity Appearance Price ... | Literature | Books-Reference |
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The Official Celebrity Appearance Price List
Book that Al consults to find out how much it will cost to book John Tesh ($82,000).
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| 72 | Our Friend Dirt | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Our Friend Dirt
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.
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| 73 | Paul's Bakery | Food | Bakeries |
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Paul's Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 74 | Peanutbutter Pizza | Menu | Menu Items |
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Peanutbutter Pizza
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger brings takeout peanutbutter pizza.
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| 75 | Phil Frye the Science Guy | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Phil Frye the Science Guy
TV show on Al TV.
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| 76 | Pirate Day Care | Youth Services | Childcare Services |
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Pirate Day Care
The number one daycare for children in the entire tri-state areas.
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| 77 | Pirate Roofing | Companies | Construction Companies |
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Pirate Roofing
Pirate themed construction company.
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| 78 | Pizza Quick | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Pizza Quick
Pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box.
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| 79 | Placebo Pictures | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Placebo Pictures
Film studio behind new natural disaster movie 60% Chance of Rain.
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| 80 | Rabid Puppy | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Rabid Puppy
Movie featured on the Siskel & Ebert parody on Al TV.
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| 81 | Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt | Food | Condiments |
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Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt
Product Al uses to make a snack for bad influence Spike: Hickory flavored asphalt with anchovy jell-O on whole wheat bread.
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| 82 | Sabrina the Teenage Fish | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Sabrina the Teenage Fish
TV show on Al TV.
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| 83 | Safety and You | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Safety and You
Safety video for kids.
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| 84 | Silly Choice Foods, Inc. | Food | Food Companies |
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Silly Choice Foods, Inc.
Company that makes Silly Choices Dinners, prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.
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| 85 | Silly Choices Dinners | Food | Pasta |
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Silly Choices Dinners
Prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.
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| 86 | Sol's Deli | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Sol's Deli
Deli in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg steal bagels.
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| 87 | Spin the Wheel | Video | TV-Game Shows |
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Spin the Wheel
TV game show where guests spin a wheel, over and over.
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| 88 | Sport Shoe | Apparel | Footwear |
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Sport Shoe
Shoe product. You don't deserve to wear 'em.
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| 89 | Supersonic Gut-icizer | Products | Fitness Products |
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Supersonic Gut-icizer
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. Some sort of exercise product. For a limited time, you can get one with Al's face on it.
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| 90 | Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands | Education | Academic Fields |
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Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.
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| 91 | This Old Mouth | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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This Old Mouth
TV show on Al TV featuring a close-up of a mouth.
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| 92 | Time Machine | Travel | Time Travel |
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Time Machine
Al invents a time machine.
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| 93 | Tom Frank Bakery | Food | Bakeries |
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Tom Frank Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 94 | Tom's Bakery | Food | Bakeries |
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Tom's Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 95 | Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers | Literature | Textbooks |
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Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.
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| 96 | Udderly Frozen Ice Cream | Food | Food Companies |
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Udderly Frozen Ice Cream
Ice cream company from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon that Evil Uncle Frank plans to use to flood the city.
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| 97 | UFO Restoration and Repair | Education | Classes |
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UFO Restoration and Repair
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
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| 98 | Unbelievable Discoveries | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Unbelievable Discoveries
Al joins Mike Levey on his show Unbelievable Discoveries (parody of Amazing Discoveries), selling products to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.
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| 99 | The Uncle Ralphie Show | Video | TV-Children |
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The Uncle Ralphie Show
Children's TV show hosted by Uncle Ralphie, host that Al competes against for the Best TV Host Award.
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| 100 | Unleashing Your Inner Robot | Education | Classes |
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Unleashing Your Inner Robot
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
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| 101 | Whac-A-Squirrel | Toys | Arcade Games |
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Whac-A-Squirrel
Arcade game denounced by the host announcing the winner of the Best TV Host Award. Stand-in for Whac-A-Mole.
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| 102 | WLS Special Motor Oil | Vehicles | Automotive Products |
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WLS Special Motor Oil
Motor oil Al puts on his Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos snack.
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| 103 | Woodrow Wilson Elementary School | Education | Elementary Schools |
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Woodrow Wilson Elementary School
School featured in the Safety and You safety video for kids.
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| 104 | Woo's Antiques | Home Furnishing | Antique Stores |
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Woo's Antiques
Antique shop from the Fatman cartoon where alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, so he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, only to discover that he's broke, because Harvey hacked into his bank account and deleted all his funds.
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| 105 | X-ray Spray | Technology | Spy Gadgets |
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X-ray Spray
Al's brand new invention.
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| 106 | Yank-Co | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Yank-Co
Al's company that makes the products he sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.
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| 107 | Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge | Apparel | Footwear |
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Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.
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| 108 | Yanko Maniac | Media | Video Games |
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Yanko Maniac
Arcade video game in Al's cave.
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| 109 | Yankovic's Deli | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Yankovic's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
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| 110 | The Young and the Housebroken | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Young and the Housebroken
TV soap opera.
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