TV Series 1997. Created by Weird Al Yankovic. Starring Weird Al Yankovic.
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1100% Pure Cooking Lard BBBFoodFood-Baking

100% Pure Cooking Lard
A father goes looking for lard when his son gets stuck in his tire swing in a Got Milk? parody ad.



230 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery BBBLiteratureTextbooks

30 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



360% Chance of Rain BBBVideoMovies-misc

60% Chance of Rain
If you thought Twister was terrifying, if you thought Dante's Peak was dating, if you thought Volcano was something with a "V", if you thought there were no more natural disasters left to make a movie about, you thought wrong!



462 Public Access BBBVideoTV Stations

62 Public Access
Public access TV station featuring a guitar player with three arms.



5Aardvark Training BBBEducationClasses

Aardvark Training
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



6Accordion Wars BBBMediaVideo Games

Accordion Wars
Arcade video game in Al's cave.



7Advanced Geometry BBBLiteratureTextbooks

Advanced Geometry
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



8The Adventures of Fatman BBBVideoTV-Children

The Adventures of Fatman
Cartoon featuring the superhero Fatman and his sidekick Harvey the hamster.



9Al TV BBBVideoTV Stations

Al TV
TV station Al watches, from multiple episodes.



10Alcorn's Bagel BBBFoodBakeries

Alcorn's Bagel
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



11Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber BBBHome FurnishingKitchen Products

Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. It's a fork.



12America's Most Reality Based Cops BBBVideoTV-Reality

America's Most Reality Based Cops
TV show Al watches. Police find Al's missing stuff, and the robber - Dick Van Patton.



13Antonio's BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Antonio's
Pizza place that Pizza Quick - the pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box - mentions in their television commercial because using a box adds eight seconds to their delivery time.

14Astral Projection BBBLiteratureTextbooks

Astral Projection
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



15Automatic Toenail Clipper BBBTechnologyElectronics

Automatic Toenail Clipper
Al's latest invention that he tests on Harvey.



16Bagel Bakery BBBFoodBakeries

Bagel Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



17Bagel Haus BBBFoodBakeries

Bagel Haus
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



18Be Nice to Your Teeth BBBVideoMovies-Documentary

Be Nice to Your Teeth
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



19Bellybutton Lint Recycling BBBEducationClasses

Bellybutton Lint Recycling
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



20Bits N Pieces BBBFoodBreakfast Cereal

Bits N Pieces
Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.



21Burns and Bards BBBRetailBookstores

Burns and Bards
Bookstore where Al's friend the Hooded Avenger says he got John Tesh to sign his utility belt.



22Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl BBBMenuIce Cream Flavors

Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl
Al's favorite ice cream flavor that he eats in space.



23Camp Superfun BBBPetsPet Services

Camp Superfun
The perfect summer camp for shapeless tall furry animals between the ages of six to thirteen.



24Celebrity Close-up BBBVideoTV-Reality

Celebrity Close-up
TV interview show featuring guest Clint Eastwood.



25Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing BBBFoodCondiments

Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing
Condiment product that Clint mentions while a guest on TV interview show Celebrity Close-up. Available flavors include blue cheese, ranch, honey mustard and fresh n' zesty poppyseed.

26Coffee Corner BBBDiningCoffeehouses

Coffee Corner
Coffee shop where Al's friend Val says she saw John Tesh order a mochaccino.

27Coffee House BBBDiningCoffeehouses

Coffee House
Generic coffee house in the Fatman cartoon where Harvey spots the alien pirate fish driving by and deletes all their funds from the First Bank of Blorg.



28David Bagels BBBFoodBakeries

David Bagels
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



29Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory BBBFoodFood Companies

Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory
Factory where the Slawmeister plants his potato bombs in the Fatman cartoon.



30DNA BBBFinancial CompaniesCredit Cards

DNA
Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).



31Donut World BBBFoodDonut Shops

Donut World
Donut shop from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon where Al works and the police hangout.



32Dr. Phillips BBBPetsPet Services

Dr. Phillips
Door-to-door pet psychologist looking for disturbed pets.



33Drool Baby BBBToysDolls

Drool Baby
Doll that Al asks for from Santa (the Hooded Avenger).

34Ear Magnets BBBProductsProducts-misc

Ear Magnets
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show that increases your listening skills by 30%.



35Fairy Tales BBBLiteratureBooks-Children

Fairy Tales
Al reads Bobby a Fatman story from a generic book of fairy tales.



36First Bank of Blorg BBBFinancial CompaniesBanks

First Bank of Blorg
Interplanetary bank from the Fatman cartoon, bank used by the pirate alien fish. Harvey hacks into their account and deletes all their funds.



37The Fred Huggins Show BBBVideoTV-Children

The Fred Huggins Show
TV show that Al watches, from multiple episodes.



38The French Prince of Bel-Air BBBVideoTV-Comedy

The French Prince of Bel-Air
TV show that Al watches. Parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.



39Frog Cosmetology BBBEducationClasses

Frog Cosmetology
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



40Hamster Maintenance BBBEducationAcademic Fields

Hamster Maintenance
Bobby and the Hooded Avenger present Al with an honorary doctorate in Hamster Maintenance.



41Holidays BBBVideoMovies-Documentary

Holidays
Al's home movie.



42Hoodcycle BBBVehiclesBikes

Hoodcycle
Al's friend the superhero Hooded Avenger's motorcycle.

43Hooded Studies BBBEducationAcademic Fields

Hooded Studies
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.

44Horatio's Hamster Hut BBBPetsPet Stores

Horatio's Hamster Hut
Pet store Al mentions going to get a birthday gift for Harvey.

45Horseradish Enchilada BBBFoodFood-misc

Horseradish Enchilada
Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.



46I Like You BBBPerforming ArtsSongs

I Like You
Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.

47Instant Plastic Surgery Machine BBBTechnologyMedical Devices

Instant Plastic Surgery Machine
Al's brand new invention that makes him look like Drew Carey.



48Intergalactic Gold Card BBBFinancial CompaniesCredit Cards

Intergalactic Gold Card
Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).



49Interplanetary ATM BBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

Interplanetary ATM
Automatic teller machine in outer space in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg deposit their stolen bagels.



50It's Nice to Be Nice BBBPerforming ArtsSongs

It's Nice to Be Nice
Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.

51Joe's Deli BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Joe's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



52Keith's Bagels BBBFoodBakeries

Keith's Bagels
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



53The Kitty Song BBBPerforming ArtsSongs

The Kitty Song
Song Fred sings on the Fred Huggins Show.

54Know-It-All Correspondence School BBBEducationClasses

Know-It-All Correspondence School
School that offers classes in Molecular Biology, Nuclear Waste Management, Air Traffic Controlling, Aardvark Training, Bellybutton Lint Recycling, UFO Restoration and Repair, Unleashing Your Inner Robot, Frog Cosmetology, Accounting and so many more.



55Learning About Your Nose BBBVideoMovies-Documentary

Learning About Your Nose
Educational film that Corky shows Bobby the inquisitive boy (because Al is playing hooky, hanging out with Daisy Fuentes in Hawaii).

56Limburger Soda BBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Limburger Soda
Soft drink Al mentions - he either has a thirst for knowledge, or Limburger Soda.

57Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Prep... BBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Preparation
Supervillain headquarters from Fatman cartoon.



58Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline BBBServicesServices-misc

Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline
Al's friend Judy's psychic service.



59May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo BBBPersonal CareHair Products

May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo
Shampoo ad on Al TV.



60Midnight Star BBBMediaNewspapers-misc

Midnight Star
Newspaper.



61Milk BBBBeverage ProductsMilk

Milk
Generic milk product from Got Milk? parody commercial.



62Mind Your Manners BBBVideoMovies-Documentary

Mind Your Manners
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



63Mippy BBBPerforming ArtsClowns

Mippy
Clown on the Uncle Ralphie Show.



64Mocky BBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Mocky
Beverage vending machine in Al's cave.



65Morpho-Man BBBToysAction Figures

Morpho-Man
Action figure collection.



66Mummy & Daddy BBBVideoTV-Comedy

Mummy & Daddy
Family sitcom on Al TV, featuring an actual mummy.



67My Summer Vacation BBBVideoMovies-misc

My Summer Vacation
Al's home movie.

68National Rodent Society's Official Hamst... BBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual
When Harvey the Wonder Hamster isn't feeling well, Al reads the National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual cover to cover.



69Nick's Deli BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Nick's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



70Oaties BBBFoodBreakfast Cereal

Oaties
Breakfast cereal from Got Milk? parody commercial.



71The Official Celebrity Appearance Price ... BBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

The Official Celebrity Appearance Price List
Book that Al consults to find out how much it will cost to book John Tesh ($82,000).



72Our Friend Dirt BBBVideoMovies-Documentary

Our Friend Dirt
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



73Paul's Bakery BBBFoodBakeries

Paul's Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



74Peanutbutter Pizza BBBMenuMenu Items

Peanutbutter Pizza
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger brings takeout peanutbutter pizza.

75Phil Frye the Science Guy BBBVideoTV Shows-misc

Phil Frye the Science Guy
TV show on Al TV.



76Pirate Day Care BBBYouth ServicesChildcare Services

Pirate Day Care
The number one daycare for children in the entire tri-state areas.



77Pirate Roofing BBBCompaniesConstruction Companies

Pirate Roofing
Pirate themed construction company.



78Pizza Quick BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Pizza Quick
Pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box.



79Placebo Pictures BBBCompaniesFilm Production Companies

Placebo Pictures
Film studio behind new natural disaster movie 60% Chance of Rain.



80Rabid Puppy BBBVideoMovies-Parodies

Rabid Puppy
Movie featured on the Siskel & Ebert parody on Al TV.



81Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt BBBFoodCondiments

Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt
Product Al uses to make a snack for bad influence Spike: Hickory flavored asphalt with anchovy jell-O on whole wheat bread.



82Sabrina the Teenage Fish BBBVideoTV-Comedy

Sabrina the Teenage Fish
TV show on Al TV.



83Safety and You BBBVideoMovies-Documentary

Safety and You
Safety video for kids.



84Silly Choice Foods, Inc. BBBFoodFood Companies

Silly Choice Foods, Inc.
Company that makes Silly Choices Dinners, prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.



85Silly Choices Dinners BBBFoodPasta

Silly Choices Dinners
Prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.



86Sol's Deli BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Sol's Deli
Deli in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg steal bagels.



87Spin the Wheel BBBVideoTV-Game Shows

Spin the Wheel
TV game show where guests spin a wheel, over and over.



88Sport Shoe BBBApparelFootwear

Sport Shoe
Shoe product. You don't deserve to wear 'em.



89Supersonic Gut-icizer BBBProductsFitness Products

Supersonic Gut-icizer
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. Some sort of exercise product. For a limited time, you can get one with Al's face on it.



90Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands BBBEducationAcademic Fields

Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.

91This Old Mouth BBBVideoTV Shows-misc

This Old Mouth
TV show on Al TV featuring a close-up of a mouth.



92Time Machine BBBTravelTime Travel

Time Machine
Al invents a time machine.



93Tom Frank Bakery BBBFoodBakeries

Tom Frank Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



94Tom's Bakery BBBFoodBakeries

Tom's Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



95Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers BBBLiteratureTextbooks

Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



96Udderly Frozen Ice Cream BBBFoodFood Companies

Udderly Frozen Ice Cream
Ice cream company from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon that Evil Uncle Frank plans to use to flood the city.



97UFO Restoration and Repair BBBEducationClasses

UFO Restoration and Repair
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



98Unbelievable Discoveries BBBVideoTV Shows-misc

Unbelievable Discoveries
Al joins Mike Levey on his show Unbelievable Discoveries (parody of Amazing Discoveries), selling products to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



99The Uncle Ralphie Show BBBVideoTV-Children

The Uncle Ralphie Show
Children's TV show hosted by Uncle Ralphie, host that Al competes against for the Best TV Host Award.



100Unleashing Your Inner Robot BBBEducationClasses

Unleashing Your Inner Robot
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



101Whac-A-Squirrel BBBToysArcade Games

Whac-A-Squirrel
Arcade game denounced by the host announcing the winner of the Best TV Host Award. Stand-in for Whac-A-Mole.

102WLS Special Motor Oil BBBVehiclesAutomotive Products

WLS Special Motor Oil
Motor oil Al puts on his Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos snack.



103Woodrow Wilson Elementary School BBBEducationElementary Schools

Woodrow Wilson Elementary School
School featured in the Safety and You safety video for kids.



104Woo's Antiques BBBHome FurnishingAntique Stores

Woo's Antiques
Antique shop from the Fatman cartoon where alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, so he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, only to discover that he's broke, because Harvey hacked into his bank account and deleted all his funds.



105X-ray Spray BBBTechnologySpy Gadgets

X-ray Spray
Al's brand new invention.



106Yank-Co BBBCompaniesCompanies-misc

Yank-Co
Al's company that makes the products he sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.

107Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge BBBApparelFootwear

Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.



108Yanko Maniac BBBMediaVideo Games

Yanko Maniac
Arcade video game in Al's cave.



109Yankovic's Deli BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Yankovic's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



110The Young and the Housebroken BBBVideoTV Shows-misc

The Young and the Housebroken
TV soap opera.



FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
111November 21, 1620 Dates19th Century and earlierEvents

November 21, 1620
The English ship Mayflower reaches what is now the United States, dropping anchor near the tip of Cpde Cod, Massachusetts - except that Al claims the anchor in question was actually a fruitcake gifted to the Yankovic family, used as the boat's anchor after he original anchor was eaten by a giant sea monster. The fruitcake has since been passed down from generation to generation. Al attempts to serve said fruitcake at his holiday party, but it proves too tough to cut.



112November 28, 1995 Dates20th Century: 90sEvents

November 28, 1995
Alien pirate fish Zork's Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card is valid from November 28, 1995 to March 13, 1999 (from Fatman cartoon).



113March 13, 1999 Dates20th Century: 90sEvents

March 13, 1999
Alien pirate fish Zork's Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card is valid from November 28, 1995 to March 13, 1999 (from Fatman cartoon).



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
114Blorg MapOuter SpacePlanets

Blorg
Planet from the Fatman cartoon, home of the alien pirate fish that are stealing bagels from bakeries and delis.



115Hood Cave MapNatureCaverns

Hood Cave
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger's secret hideout. Parody of the Bat Cave.

116Squirma MapGeographic AreasCountries

Squirma
Squirmese chef Varna from the country of Squirma where hamsters considered a delicacy attempts to cook Harvey the Wonder Hamster.



117Zargo VII MapOuter SpacePlanets

Zargo VII
Zargonauts from the planet Zargo VII come to Earth looking for all the people that are best at something to start a new super advanced civilization.



OTHER
118Al's hamster's name, the most fearless r... OtherTriviaName Game-Animals

Al's hamster's name, the most fearless rodent in the world.
Victor
Harvey
Edward




119Al's imaginary friend's name. OtherTriviaName Game

Al's imaginary friend's name.
Grape
Arnie
Gilbert


120Banana Mustard Sandwich OtherRecipesRecipes-Sandwich

Banana Mustard Sandwich
Sandwich that Al's producer J. B. Toppersmith's nephew Huey mentions to Al.

121Best TV Show Host Award OtherRecognitionAwards

Best TV Show Host Award
Al and Uncle Ralphie compete for the Best TV Show Host Award, which Fred Huggins wins.



122Blue-nostrilled Pigeon OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Blue-nostrilled Pigeon
Bird Al reads about while studying the books sent him from the Know-It-All Correspondence School: "The blue-nostrilled pigeon keeps it young inside its left ear for the entire length of gestation".

123Candy Corn on the Cob OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Candy Corn on the Cob
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



124Cave Con III OtherEventsConventions and Seminars

Cave Con III
Al and Harvey attend the annual cave dwellers convention.



125Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffin... OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffing and Gravy
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



126Chocolate Lasagne OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Chocolate Lasagne
Dweezil Zappa's reward for helping out with chores in Al's cave. Except that Harvey eats it all himself.



127Fatman OtherQuotesQuotes

Fatman
Fatman: Take that, evil seafood!

128Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos
Snack Al makes.



129Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling
Muffins that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



130Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies
Brownies that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



131Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake
Poundcake that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



132Green Shamrock Mosses OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Green Shamrock Mosses
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



133Hamster of the Year OtherRecognitionAwards

Hamster of the Year
Award on Harvey's wall.



134Harvey OtherQuotesQuotes

Harvey
Harvey: Well, looks like the Egg Man is toast.

135Heart-shaped Ham OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Heart-shaped Ham
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



136Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Je... OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Jell-O on Whole Wheat Bread
Snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.



137Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich OtherRecipesRecipes-Sandwich

Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich
Al's specialty, mentioned during the song that opens the show: Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave twenty miles below the surface of the Earth, and he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth.



138Lima Bean Cookies OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Lima Bean Cookies
Cookies Al bakes.



139Mood Pie OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Mood Pie
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



140The Procrastinator OtherQuotesQuotes

The Procrastinator
The Procrastinator: Fine, be that way. You know, you don't even deserve world domination.

141Reporter #1 & Reporter #2 OtherQuotesQuotes

Reporter #1 & Reporter #2
Reporter #1: Do you have an agent?
Reporter #2: Do you have a book deal?
Reporter #1: Do you hang out with the Incredible Hulk?
Reporter #2: Do you plan to change your name to an unpronounceable symbol?
Reporter #1: Do you smell something funny?


142Ron Popeil & Tony Little OtherQuotesQuotes

Ron Popeil & Tony Little
Ron Popeil: That boy was our only hope.
Tony Little: No, there is another.




143Split Pea Fudge OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Split Pea Fudge
Fudge Al makes that clears the rats away so the miners can fix the wall they broke.

144Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls
Jalapeno flavored snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.

145Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



146Tuna Punch OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Tuna Punch
Drink Al serves at his holiday party.

147Untitled OtherThemesGray Eagle


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148Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a D... OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a Dull Knife, Sprinkled with Gummy Worms Topped with Your Favorite Brand of India Ink
One of Al's favorite recipes.

149Weird Al OtherQuotesQuotes

Weird Al
Weird Al: If you got blacktop and you got gelatin, you got good eatin'.

150Weird Al Yankovic OtherQuotesQuotes

Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: How awful! How heartless! How could anyone sink so low to do a parody of another human being?



151Weird Al Yankovic OtherQuotesQuotes

Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: What's wrong with the world when TV doesn't make you feel better?

152Weird Al's bad influence friend's name. OtherTriviaName Game

Weird Al's bad influence friend's name.
Jerry
Spike
Tom



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